I bet they wrap a bunch of plastic around it

Mr. Brightside and its consequences

anyone want some pumpkin bread?

destroying the sultan by quoting their own posts

Doctor who’s never thought about disease

its so frustrating seeing people like Miller, Vought, and Vance, with the charisma and charm of liquified beef, keep squelching along with their rancid fucking plans when literally anyone with a coherent plan and the presence of mind of a dalmatian could do better

You could fund propublica 2 3 and 4 for what she normally pulls to get beat by thirty points

Trump made Jade Helm real. How long until it comes to Houston? | Editorial www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/edit...

HEARTBREAKING: Every member of The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton is headed to Chicago.

Not gonna lie, I'm half-expecting to find out like 90% of America already knows who Bari is and thinks she's a saint, thanks to a yearslong PR push happening far, far outside my social media bubble.

If Texas really wants to get rid of Abbott, then Dallas and Houston better vote like San Antonio (Bexar went 57% Beto in 2022) with turnout like Austin (72% voter participation in Travis County).

HEARTBREAKING: Every member of The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton is headed to Chicago.

I always say, when your entire family is diagnosed with ODD, give them the keys to your official social accounts and they'll write some absolute bangers.

One of the Texas national guard bases was a mile from my house when I lived in Austin. During the 2021 winter storm, when Texans froze to death in their beds, that national guard station was nice and warm, and no one was ever deployed to help.

this animated skit about corporate domination of the media aired on Saturday Night Live back in 1998

You're the man now, dog.

We need more Democrats invoking FDR.

I always say, when your entire family is diagnosed with ODD, give them the keys to your official social accounts and they'll write some absolute bangers.

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

Is this normal guy minding his own business actually a stupid ass-hole? Why or why not? Support your answer.

absolutely brutal

this is actually true for like, 85% of the American population. get at it!

One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness

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Get comfy

If your first reaction to "something I don't like is happening" is "I should get agents of the state involved", you will never not be a bourgeois swine until you fully excise the part of your brain driving that impulse. Period, full stop.

This story feels like it was pulled out of 1995.

While running around the mall yesterday I saw a bunch of national guard rucking toward arlington in their civilian clothes. Those uniforms add like 15 years. Without em, they're just stocky 19-year-olds. One was literally wearing a megadeth shirt lol

The Life of a Show... up to the polls and vote!

Reminder from their ToS: "Opt-out. You can decline this Agreement to Arbitrate–and no other provision of these terms–by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of September 29, 2025"

That forced arbitration clause that was in Discord's recent TOS update is starting to make a little more sense now... cybersecuritynews.com/discord-data...

This site finally became interesting now that it has admins that can be antagonized.

“'The fact that we don't have money to pay journalists, but we have money to pay Bari Weiss between $100 and 200 million is indicative of what the Ellisons' true goal here is,' a network correspondent said. 'And it's not journalism.'"

Taylor Swift should make a shoegaze album. do an ERAS 2 tour with My Bloody Valentine opening. yeah that's the ticket. I'd go to that. I'd listen to that on a long road trip with my girlfriend.

these guys wouldn't survive a day on the official Interpol (band) forums circa 2003.

Every time we lose a Half Price Books we stray further from God’s light

The Life of a Show... up to the polls and vote!

Bluesky never took my most important suggestion, "a button where if enough of your followers press it you are forced to log out for a week"

watching old videos of Russ Vought and you can tell he's the kind of guy who was excited to kill his neighbors and eat re-hydrated bucket slop after the Y2K Bug caused a total societal collapse. real "Ron Paul newsletter circa 1997" energy.

Dan Patrick's daughter, Danica Patrick

"well, son, to understand where we are in the culture wars, I need to teach you about domain name registrars"

the way 40-year-olds on here talk about Gavin Newsom doing a Fortnite event makes me wonder if I'm living in some sort of Jacob's Ladder hellworld

Dan Patrick's daughter, Danica Patrick

It's good to rewatch "Robot Tune"

"as a former gifted kid..." is one of the four stereotypical examples of annoying things millennials say and people are just out here saying it with no self-awareness lmao

absolutely fucking no one who knows who russell vought is thinks he is reluctant about any of this

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