Their new girlfriend is women

when you take a slice of wawa pizza and the cheese from a neighboring slice comes off and wraps itself around the slice you just took so you have a double cheesy wawa pizzy

when mom is making spaghetti with cheese and dino chicken nuggets and pizza and soda and cake and no homework in the kitchen with FRIES

Luigi's Mansion originally included a Pikmin movie, which was removed in the NSO Switch 2 version. This was to save space; with 63 MB, the Pikmin movie is half the size of Luigi's Mansion itself. The original disc had plenty of empty space so the movie was just thrown in.

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

*coolio voice* but I ain’t never fucked a man who didn’t deserve it

im going to come over and look at you like this

My version of Barista from Rhythm Heaven <3 #TribdinosaurArt #RhythmHeaven #fanart #nintendo #bark

It lit up!?

~Finally, the Year of Rhythm Heaven Groove~

if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now

Art prize for @koduh.bsky.social, who won it during my Furry Overwatch Mixup event two weeks ago! He requested his character drawn as Baptiste, and I love how this turned out. Congratulations again, Koduh! :3

Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever

I got a balloon as a gift. 風船もらいましたっ☆

did they shit their shirt? 😭

In Paper Mario, Mario normally jumps onto Lakilester's cloud to use the Cloud Nine move. However, a small cute detail occurs if Mario is asleep or otherwise unable to jump onto the cloud, which causes Lakilester to gingerly pick him up from the ground himself instead.

Bob I literally just want to talk

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

WAIT I'VE GOT THIS ONE SAVED FROM @ricesnot.bsky.social's TWITTER

What even is this creature…

you truly are the most devious bastard in New Donk City

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

In Paper Mario, Mario has 8 partners. However, there are enough unused and scrapped partners referenced in the game's files to make another full party. Here is a glimpse of an alternate reality with all of Mario's potential partners.

How can I help you???

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Just looked in the mirror when the time was right. You guessed it, chinese.

hell yeah dude i'm ALWAYS saying this

just got me a new charger for my 3ds, it's so nice to just have it back and working again

prized memento

best part about building in water is that concrete powder instantly turns into concrete

Have you taken down your Christmas lights yet? Did you take yourself down with them? 🦝🎄

(exploring the ancient tomb) Incredible… The lost civilization who built all this must have been generally shitass at building stuff, on account of how it’s all fucking broken

This is what they took from you

Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

Here's my art summary for 2025! Thank you everyone for supporting my work for so long. I'm very lucky to have this job, even if it can be hard to do some days. There are a lot of artists out there who wish they could be in my shoes, and I won't ever forget that. Happy New Years! 💙🦦

My disembodied legs infinite kicking machine development is going great!

🌮 NEW AT TACO BELL 🌮 The Taco That Makes You Media Illiterate! 🌮🎉 🐹 hell yes dude i GOTTA try this! 🐹🌮 🐹 papyrus is a moron who can't think for himself

this video forcibly unfocuses my eyes

BUT I WOULD EAT 500 CARROTS AND I WOULD EAT 500 MORE

The world 7 of Super Mario Bros 3, Pipe Land, is actually 3 little islands in the shapes of 3 pipes, reference to Super Mario Bros secret pipes zones. Discovered that few years ago and it still blows my mind.

Sad meow → yawn → sad meow again