We should tell the Rapture expectant that it actually did happen but they weren’t woke enough to go.

We should tell the Rapture expectant that it actually did happen but they weren’t woke enough to go.

Been thinking on some things and thought I'd throw it out there: The elites who are driving the rapid rise of fascism in the US, UK, Canada and everywhere have succeeded in life beyond most people wildest dreams. That success came within the post WW2 democratic system. Let’s call that “earth”

Just so we’re clear: Russia won the Cold War.

I hope those Rangers like getting screamed at the second they hit any kind of losing streak

Does anyone have a flux capacitor lying around so we can go get FDR to sort this out?

Ah yes there’s that liberal media I’ve heard so much about.

When speaking to Tommy Robinson at the far right demonstration in London today, Elon Musk wore a t-shirt saying "What would Orwell think?" So let's dive in - what would George Orwell think about Tommy Robinson and Elon Musk? 🧵

at some point in like 2021 a CEO looked at all of their employees and was like "i HATE these fucking people" And then they looked at their customers and went "and I hate THESE fucking people too!!!!"

Got to quit my job today and know what? FELT GREAT. 10/10 recommend

check out my pal Will Sonheim's new web series! The first episode of the series premiered at the JUST FOR LAUGHS, and Claire (the creator/performer) and Will (director/editor) are excited to finally get them out into the world. Any sharing/liking/optioning/adapting-into-a-feature-film is welcome!

JT Walsh never missed. Great character actor

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

At the Orange County Fair in Costa Mesa, Ca. They have a cool tribute to physical media and movie poster art I took some pictures of great posters from great movies Will post them until I run out... #scriptsky

Furthest I've been: N: Edmonton, AB S: Sydney, Australia E: Byron Bay, Australia W: Maui, HI

Can’t wait for “Up Late with McBain” or whatever shit they replace Colbert with …

This is right out of “Children of Men”

Question for @thatbilloakley.com My kid and I constantly quote a Lenny and Carl interaction from Mountain of Madness. L: did you hear something? C: no. L: oh … did I? C: I don’t know! Is this just sheer brilliance or was this an interaction someone had in real life?

FLIM SPRINGFIELD

You Ought Know by Alanis Morissette on the OLDIES station?? Well, excuse me but FUCK YOU

They got a Superhero who reflects their values in Homelander and it took them 4 seasons to realize it and when they did they were mad about it.

My Athletic subscription has finally lapsed and I’m free of supporting the NYT and will no longer be able to compulsively read Drance’s word salads. Please clap.

Now that we’ve got 3 solo Coen movies I feel like we can look back and see who was the lead voice in the earlier work. They all have elements of course but it feels like Fargo and No Country are Joel movies while Raising Arizona and Hudsucker are Ethan movies.

The Canucks bets: -EP40 & Demko healthy and performing to cap hit (or more) -Team healthy (lol) -Whole season with new D corps -Abbotsford players contribute Maybe there’s a trade later but you can’t necessarily assume

Any bets on the Evander Kane LTIR investigation now somehow costing the Canucks?

Lemme see if I got this right, Canucks. You’re replacing Boeser with both a lesser hockey player and someone who is a notoriously shitty person? AND jacking tickets 40%?

Omg. My phone?

2014ish was at Crash Crawleys in Coquitlam. When we walked in there were a bunch of VERY EXCITED teenage girls. Turns out that Kevin Bieksa and Alex Burrows were there with their kids. Bieksa walks past and I say “man, it’s like the Beatles are in here” He groans and carries on

time for my new favorite tumblr post

This is a snuff film as a thread. Incredible.

I also just learned that today is Peter Cushing’s birthday

Revisiting Rogue One after finishing Andor. The CGI Peter Cushing is still awful and they shoulda just recast it.

People always want to know how long they could survive in a zombie apocalypse. I would like to know how quickly I can die. I don’t need to be seeing all that.

I love that Andor is both in the future but is also in the 1970’s.

The older I get the more I understand this guy

This is a long thread but it’s a really fascinating read. I wanna read a book or two about all this.

As I reflect on the past Canucks season this is more accurate than ever.

My Prime Memeinister!

"'Never say never,' Trump responded, to which Carney repeatedly said: 'Never.'" www.axios.com/2025/05/06/t...

Don Davies is a great dude.

bless you

"If you or any other Canadians are not happy living on Treaty lands, they are free to apply for citizenship elsewhere." Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation issues a scathing rebuke of Danielle Smith's talks on a national unity crisis.

This line from Kuzma’s article man … I just … is this really the thinking in that organization? @risingaction.bsky.social ? @dhaliwalsports.bsky.social ? Are we this far up the creek?

Phrasing!

May we never forgive Trudeau for winning an election on electoral reform and bailing on it.

So what are we looking at here, Canada? Liberal-Bloc minority? Strange bedfellows indeed

Daniel and Henrik Sedin competed in the Sun Run yesterday. They continue to be incredible. sportstats.one/results/143057

Only a few years ago it was literally illegal to tweet about Canadian election results on election night, because we didn't want British Columbia to know what was happening. People seriously discussed whether the federal government might send somebody to jail for tweeting.