This feels like it should be illegal

Mildly stunned to remember a time when EA was genuinely an exciting publisher

IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

This motherfucker don't miss.

Grok told users the lead singer of The Cure was the Mormon church shooter.

from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’

Fat Bear Week!

Meghan McCain slammed Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter, Violet Affleck, over her UN speech: 'This is why people hate nepo babies,' the daughter of Sen. John McCain said.

"Chastain’s character “infiltrates online hate groups in an effort to stop large-scale attacks of domestic terrorism.” You can immediately guess who that will offend, so Apple went ahead and capitulated in advance by postponing the show until a “future date." www.pajiba.com/pajiba_love/...

my most unpopular opinion is that it's a sign of defective moral character if you point blank refuse to answer phone calls from unknown numbers. it's not that hard to hang up on spam/scammers, and you are probably missing important calls!

"My trip to Madam Tussads"

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

the bone farmer, revisited | patreon.com/lubchansky

Wondering why @rubyinnes.bsky.social and I have been quiet about Toilet Time Machine? Well it's because we're getting published by PENGUIN! NEW CHAPTERS. NEW ILLUSTRATIONS. NEW COVER. Toilet Time Machine Game of the Year Edition. GET ON IT. www.penguin.com.au/books/toilet...

The Paris Paloma song that Emma Thompson intros with my headline is out! i genuinely like it thank god youtu.be/5NfyIpE4zaw?...

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Tell you what, it is a pretty beautiful experience to live in a house with someone who is roughly one million times braver than you.

I miss having to know the Dewey Decimal system.

This is the best thing to hit my inbox in years. (Apologies to anyone not invested in the ancient Sydney punk scene.)

EXCLUSIVE: Australia's national broadcaster has been barred from Donald Trump’s UK press conference a day after the US president clashed with ABC journalist John Lyons

Globally relevant today

The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵

Imagine choosing E, desperately hoping for, say, Sudanese food and instead having to live with whatever the fuck they serve in Perth.

no price is too high to pay in this pointless war against lifesaving science!

His greatest role imo

He was a little excited for the post rain walk.

Hollywood Reporter - Channel 4 is welcoming Donald Trump to the UK with a special program: an unbroken catalogue of what it categorizes as 100+ falsehoods, distortions and inaccuracies since taking office in January.

A genuine question that I am asking over and over with no comfortable answer: are we already living in World War 3. If there's a history left to be written - a history that can be permitted to reckon with truth - what will it say of the past few years?

Pro tip to Laura Loomer who deleted this: The Internet is written in indelible ink.

Nice tight gyre, perfect communication with the falcon, a centre that's just so sublimely held: we're skipping to Bethlehem and all's right with the world.

oi that dunny is fucken heaps skibidi aye

We’re peacefully protesting for our neighbors. What does ICE do? Pick us up and throw us on the ground. No arrest, no identification, no process.

Some thoughts on yesterday www.garbageday.email/p/the-logica...

So, I had a yarn with the mighty @markhamillofficial.bsky.social re: his turn in the fantastic The Long Walk. If you only check out one Mark Hamill interview this week...hit up the @marcmaron.bsky.social one, obviously. But if you wanna hit two...

sam altman is trying to find the guy who did this

It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.

So found this on the footpath out front of my house. That's good, right?

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Who's this? No idea, but she came to my backyard to demand tummy rubs and pats while Salem seethed from behind the window.

"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.

Might watch a movie. Just a random choice.

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

@arielbogle.bsky.social has been following this issue for years, and is one of the best informed journos in the country on pseudolaw issues. This article is absolutely worth the read www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

ChatGPT Encouraged Suicidal Teen Not To Seek Help, Lawsuit Claims 🔗 www.404media.co/chatgpt-enco...