It took an embarrassing amount of time to work out what the actual fuck was happening with his arm.

I would believe that Bari wants to hire Rogan at CBS, but what on earth can they offer him? He makes twice as much money as the biggest hosts in cable just by repeatedly saying “that’s crazy” to guys who tell him that ancient aliens taught the Inca the art of weightlifting

It’s a real dark sign of the times if a brand as bland as Dominos feels comfortable enough to pander directly to incel gamergaters

Something obvious that blows my mind is the fact that when westerns were dominating in early Hollywood, they were for audiences who *actually remembered the Old West.* Like in 1938 you could watch a movie about Billy the Kid sitting next to an old woman who had met him.

this is the most pathetic-ass letter i have ever seen

I'm just not prepared for this much raw sex appeal to return to Australian Politics.

I want one switch that turns on a dim light situated randomly below a writing desk and it needs to be directly beside another switch that that blasts every single lightbulb at 200 percent. These switches should be near the bed in such a way that they are covered by a normal pillow placement.

Pauline Hanson and Barnaby Joyce billed taxpayers more than $3,000 to attend fundraising and donor events on board the luxury cruise ship The World, hosted by the mining billionaire Gina Rinehart. Reporting by Sarah Martin. Read the full story. 🔗👉 www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

This week I wrote about friendship ! Not the movie the thing

Well that's relieving (cc @sciencevs.bsky.social )

Many people feel like they're at a loss for mid-tier clothing, trapped between expensive designer luxury and disposable fast fashion. But it's not because mid-tier clothing has disappeared; it's just harder to find. I wrote something for Bloomberg about this transformation. 🧵

Yes, but the repairs must be a mini game. It's what made KCD I and II infuriatingly good and the one thing lacking from the otherwise absolutely perfect Fallout New Vegas.

Accidentally opened the front facing camera and it's OK for me to die now. It's time. I'm ready.

People don't long for "inconvenience." They long for permanence. And though streaming services may be convenient, people are waking up to the fact that we are paying rent-seeking middle men month after month for things we will never actually own.

Taylor Sheridan ate the heart of Donald P Bellisario, who had consumed the lifeforce of Steven J Cannell before him. As it was foretold.

I did this last year. Dreamed that Pret sold a cookie called Hairy Man. He had a solid choc chest of hair and choc sprinkle body hair. Woke up, drew it, then baked it. Him.

"J.R.R Tolkien? The twentieth-century Catholic author?"

One of the many sources cited in the new papal encyclical is... Gandalf

Can we please acknowledge that the mofo looks goofy as shit?

Having $17k lying around to waste on a billboard isn’t the argument for “please tax me less” that you think it is.

This is the perfect film drama - a beef for our times.

Won't somebody think of the yuppies!? They created our society!

You should hear the furious sounds Salem is making

I feel like making it a bit easier for families to travel isn’t a very good argument for tens of thousands of previously long term rentals now staying empty for 80% of the year during a housing crisis

My favourite weird shit moment when I was working on Xbox mag was when MC Hammer came to Australia in 2009 to promote the Twitter app on Xbox 360.

I've discovered over the years that there is a particular type of older Aussie who delights in telling me that they *love* the ABC... But would never listen to the local ABC.

I can't stop saying "prosecco" like Sam Gamgee says "potatoes" and it's really pissing off my coworkers.

I think that this *could* be phenomenal. It deserves to be.

Did Mitch McConnell die and I somehow missed the news?

If America could just get on with destroying itself as quickly as possible and leave the rest of the world alone that would be absolutely smashing.

Well this sucks

Looks legit

This is the future liberals etc etc

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

I made a comic about CAPITAL GAINS TAX DISCOUNTS because the changes are COMPLICATED www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ma...

Ripa Hits the Skids. Taped off SBS and watched until it warped.

Big day tomorrow

Am I having an aneurysm?

Very interesting thread here.

Also kinda funny that News Corp is railing against wealth redistribution after Meta said the News Media Bargaining Incentive is "government-mandated transfer of wealth".

"Did you see you were on Media Watch last night?" Me:

Teaching my autocorrect to recognise "Hantavirus" before shit really pops off.

I love comic books

The late fees on that are gonna be wild!

Just the most incredible thing that governments have allowed the rezoning of private housing at the click of a button because it ... happens on the internet. The social cost of Airbnb across the country is profound and it could be stopped tomorrow. All these hollow places restored.