Great speech, dude.

LEAK THE EPSTEIN FILES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Trump on Somali-Americans in Minnesota: "They're low IQ. I can generalize. They're low IQ people. They're bad people." (Note that moments later he claims Indianapolis is in Minnesota)

In a nuclear war, they say the only thing to survive will be cockroaches. Which means the U.S. will still have a functioning government.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

Sadly, this is where I am today.

This is the tragic reality. 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👇

The midterms are a referendum on democracy or fascism. Choose wisely.

8 million No Kings protesters Zero police officers beaten Zero police officers killed Zero feces smeared on walls.

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

EPSTEIN FILES NOW

Now get out and vote in the midterms like your life depends on it, because it does. #NoKings

This is why you always follow the money...

Insider trading by the President would not be an official act, therefore he'd have no immunity if charged.

🤣🤣

Dems need to be on every news channel saying this. Everyday. All day.

RELEASE THE FILES!

i love this journey for her

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/

Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.

Days after 9NEWS was last sold in 1978, legendary journalist Carl Akers offered this commentary on the public's strongly-held viewpoints about what should be on television. The film of the commentary has been lost but these are Akers' words, condensed for clarity.

I really don’t understand how in the year of our lord 2026 someone hasn’t just leaked all the Epstein files.

Bernie Sanders has pulled one out for the books. He has suggested a reading of the Epstein files as a filibuster to the Save Act.

Post it in the bulletin board. You may never see it again!

"Welcome to O'Hare International Airport, where ICE agents have joined TSA to help with security! If you have TSA PreCheck, enter the 'self-service' lines and lightly slam yourself to the ground. All others will be slammed to the ground or pepper-sprayed by a masked ICE agent. Happy travels!"

It's only force majeure if it comes from the Majeure region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling shitshow.

The irony is not lost on us.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Class vs. ass:

Trump wouldn't know Jesus if He walked across the pool at Mar-a-Lago.