A husband takes his wife to a disco. There's a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. The wife turns to her husband and sighs, 'You see that man? 25 years ago he asked me to marry him. I said no!' The husband says, 'It looks like he's still out celebrating!'

Siri just told me that I shouldn't call her Shirley. I think I had my phone on airplane mode.

In 2022, GOP Gov nominee Heidi Ganahl also appeared on Oltmann's show to receive his endorsement. Ganahl lost to Polis by 19.3%. Oltmann claims Colorado's elections are rigged.

NEW: Unaffiliated candidate for Colorado Gov Greg Lopez appears on MAGA podcaster Joe Oltmann's show to receive his endorsement for Governor. Oltmann, who has called for execution of "Synagogue of Satan Jews" including Gov Jared Polis, had backed Scott Bottoms in the GOP primary

Several people choked up in interviews. I noticed a pattern, tho. No one lost composure recalling the damage Trump had inflicted....No one cried over Good or Pretti.... People became emotional relating how their whole community had bravely rallied to defeat a threat to a part of their community.

Germans Don’t Love Budweiser. It Won’t Take No for an Answer. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/08/w... Why? When Pulitzer Prize winning columnist Mike Royko conducted a beer tasting, Bud finished DFL. “Tastes like it was brewed through a horse.”

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

Pretty end to a perfect day.

9:30. Fireworks start in 30 minutes.

Interesting clouds tonight. (Picture from inside because it’s too humid to go out. First AC day of the year.)

A great start, with real potential.

I love how swans glide through the water.

and a little later . . .

Good Morning everyone!

Now look . . .

But the amazing thing is the sunset is spread over 180°

My phone sent this to me from 2017.

Maybe . . .

Donald Trump will be the only person to visit Versailles and think, "This joint could do with more gold."

Earlier I saw zero promise, but . . .

As regular followers know by now, I love skyline timelines. Here is how the skyline of my chosen hometown of Melbourne has changed over the last 25 years.

Storm rolling in.

Storm rolling in.

My wife and I had a fight, and it ended with her literally crawling to me on her hands and knees! She said, 'Get out from under that bed and fight like a man.'

Monet’s palette included new inventions—chrome yellow, cobalt blue, emerald green. He painted with the chemistry of his century.

Release the Files

A great start.

Mike Lee thinking that Donald Trump genuinely cares about his—or anyone's—religion is so adorably simple. Bless his little heart.

Antifa 82 years ago today. Thank you.

One suggestion in The Fix is a strong Congress to check an abusive president. Ranked-choice voting, independent redistricting commissions, and proportional representation would help. Until then, support candidates who reflect the will of the people, not just the billionaires. www.barbaramcquade.com

The last thing someone who dances like this needs is a ballroom.

Governor Walz Is Correct.......

Real strength protects the weak. Real men punch up, not down. Real masculinity doesn't need to keep a woman small to feel big. We know the difference. It's time to say so. open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Most likely this is nothing. But if . . . Oh, and there is that freighter. But by the time the sun sets it will be out of frame left.

Up there with the reigning champ

The "skippers" who sat out 2024 backed Trump by 4 points. Today they favor Democrats by 31, and Trump is underwater with them by 50. As go the non-voters, so goes the nation.

Happy Pride Month. If you're a gay man, please remember your power. People often think that gay men are innately fashionable, which means if you wear some stupid shit for long enough, straight people, including homophobes, will copy you and then you can laugh at them.