Ashby-de-la-Zouchians, come and laugh at my little jokes and throw figs at my rivals. Wed 12th Nov 8pm The Lyric Rooms Tickets: www.ticketsource.co.uk/britishcomed...

Charles Quarterman is in Manchester tonight for all your whimsical Americana needs. Sun 20 July 7.30pm The Fitzgerald @gmfringe.bsky.social greatermanchesterfringe.co.uk/events/charl...

Voices this week provide by: @barrstard.bsky.social, Margaret Cabourn Smith, @kenchengceo.bsky.social, @jonnydonahoe.bsky.social @alexisdubus.bsky.social @garethgwynn.bsky.social @keiranhodgson.bsky.social @soozuk.bsky.social @hallublin.com & @zafarcakes.bsky.social.

An Evening With Charles Quarterman For One Hour July 20, 7.30pm The Fitzgerald @gmfringe.bsky.social Manchestri-ites, if you're into winding tales, somniferous Americana, odd poems and the occasional nasal hoot then come along... greatermanchesterfringe.co.uk/events/charl...

Comedy Podcast of The Day #MarcelLucontsWhineList Episode 10 (part 1) - Bristol 🅴 #ComedyPodcast open.spotify.com/episode/6Imo...

This week’s dates - thank you to @alexisdubus.bsky.social for this superb image robinince.com

Oooh la la! We've just published a new episode of our podcast with special guest @alexisdubus.bsky.social. Alexis gives some great advice about photography and design for fringe shows, and tells us a bit about his new show coming to this years Camden Fringe. Get it where you pod. pod.link/1667974179

Some Charles Quarterman dates for 2025... May 3 - @machcomedyfest.bsky.social Jun 6 - The Exeter Comedy Festival Jun 12 - ALSO Festival Jul 20 - @gmfringe.bsky.social Aug 3 - @camdenfringe.bsky.social Oct 11 - Birmingham Comedy Festival (tickets on sale soon) linktr.ee/alexisdubus

Dieppe is without doubt the most satisfying French town to say in a burp, followed by Rouen and Marseilles. If you can manage Aix-en-Provence good on you.

Ronnie over breakfast: "You can't say 'assist.'" "Why not?" "It's got a swear word in it." "Fair enough Ron." "You'll have to say 'pass' instead." (Eats cereal, eyes widen) "Daddy, that's got the same swear word in it! You can't say that either!" Lovely bit of morning swearing fun with a 6-year-old.

Multi talented and multi-named comedian, @alexisdubus.bsky.social, also known as the French host of The Whine List podcast, @marcellucont.bsky.social, is my delightful guest on My Time Capsule with five things from his life, or possibly lives, that he'd want in a time capsule? Click pod.fo/e/2bf4ac

Great to see Hollywood finally getting on with making @vizcomic.bsky.social adaptations. Fassbender as Andrew the shepherd an inspired choice, he'll bring the depth required.

@hamishhawk.bsky.social at Koko Camden. What an absolute delight.

It's an absolute Bowie-nanza! The 2025 Bowie auction for @cabaretvscancer.bsky.social Go and get yourself a Bow-argain! Ends March 9th. www.jumblebee.co.uk/davidbowie2025

Happy New Year muddy-fuckers! Is this the rural version of "cock & balls on a phone box?"

I'M THE AIR STYLER. TWISTED HAIR STYLER.

10/10

SPECIAL BLACK FRIDAY DEAL: Marcel Lucont's Whine List The Stand Comedy Club ★ BUY 1 TICKET, GET 1 SUPERB SHOW ★ Jan 20 - Newcastle Jan 21 - Edinburgh Jan 22 - Glasgow www.thestand.co.uk/search/Marce...

This is a new thing. If you liked the book, or Comfort Blanket, or Rule of Three, and want more comedy chat, from insiders and people who know how it works, join the paid Substack and I’ll make loads more of these (whenever I bump into someone who has some good chat to share…)

Assistance needed on fresh produce aisle, it's all going off. [Sound very much required]

A quick MC Hammescher before bed. Night all.

Saw someone murdering an Elton John song the other night, reported it as Regicide.

FOUND FOOTAGE! Here's a little clip from a festive @theacms.bsky.social set at The Bill Murray, London, 2017. 1/3

Here are some old "Next year at Edinburgh Fringe" posts from years gone by. Some references may no longer hold up as well. Artwork was done to match that year's programme style, so don't go blaming me for any font choices.

Throwing some old shit at this new wall to see what sticks...

Lovely moment with my 3-year-old yesterday. "Stan, can you close the door please? There's a draft coming through." Stan closes the door, then furrows his brow and looks at me slightly peeved. "What's up Stanley?" "Where's the giraffe?"

Post you from a different era. Llama? No, she knew I was approaching. (2004)

A song to remind me of the most useful phrases I have learnt from Italian Duolingo. (Sound up)

My demotivational poem for any aspiring stand-ups.