We have to tax billionaires not just because thats what tax is fucking for, but because they’re almost by definition sociopaths, so will do the absolute dumbest, cruelest, weirdest shit. You don’t allow world-changing power to only be given to people who don’t actually share your world with you.

I'm beginning to think that some of the ads I'm seeing online are AI generated.

“A.I. Movies” www.tiktok.com/@americanbar...

So what changed? The Senate passed the Epstein Transparency Act - unanimously. Now, some of those very same senators are lining up to confirm Todd Blanche — the same man who's been leading the Epstein cover-up. We deserve better.

So the White House, run by a guy who is now a formally adjudicated rapist, has decided that Operation Bitch-Slap is a funny name to use while continuing with their illegal war. Huh.

I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.

Blowing out my lower intestines for a few weeks to own the libs.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

The President of the United States is writing multiple, lengthy, completely insane things a day now that would have had any previous Administration out within hours… and most of what I’m seeing is about World Cup.

When did all this daily drama, mania, insanity and lunacy start? Oh yeah, it was January 20, 2025. Every day more corruption, threats, arrests, firings, shootings, indictments, scandals, and power grabs. The other guy was old. This guy is an old, psychotic, malignant narcissist.

look mitch mcconnell is in a quantum superposition, he won't be truly dead if we just leave the box he's in closed

No one should be surprised that they’re keeping Trump in office even though he has dementia. They’re keeping McConnell in office even though he’s dead.

A growing outbreak of the Cyclospora parasite, which causes severe diarrhea, has sickened more than 1,200 people across the U.S. Experts say the true number is much higher. In March 2025, RFK Jr. dissolved the CDC’s Division of Parasitic Diseases and Malaria, which monitored parasitic diseases

NEW on “Paper Trail”: Reporter @reneedudley.bsky.social heard Microsoft was running tech support for the Pentagon through China, the country’s biggest cybersecurity adversary. She thought it sounded like a conspiracy theory — until she started looking into it. Listen to the full episode:

Mitch McConnell tried to make wild passionate love to me for 20 min today. I kept saying, “you’re married” but he just replied that she was out of town. Don’t believe me? Just ask him.

Microsoft is laying off 4,800 workers today. Its CEO made $96.5M in 2025, a 22% increase from the previous year. Microsoft made $101B in net income last year — and raked in up to $12.5B in tax breaks from Trump's Big Ugly Bill. This is what a rigged system looks like.

The security guard at the door:

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

A modest proposal..

Ohhhhhhh…. The camp town ladies sing this song..

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

I know that most of you aren’t Columbus peeps, and even those that are may not know about it, but DooDah is coming.. Oh yes…. Ohhhh the camp town ladies sing this song…

NEW: This is too much. The DOJ accidentally emailed copies of Volume II of Jack Smith's final report to the lawyers representing a woman they charged with obstruction of justice for emailing Volume II of Jack Smith's final report. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/doj-accide...

When does the high school theatre production need it back?

ComFest has ended.. Now to start slapping things together for the DooDah Parade.

ComFest.. I love you.

The GOP is a protection racket.

Happy ComFest to all those who celebrate. I’ll be these just as soon as I wrap up this one last piece of adult responsibility (watching Thing 2’s jazz show) for the weekend. Then.. Festivus. It makes me so happy.

Do u do this while telling the girl why she can’t stay here?

Nayef Samaro, 25, was killed in an Israeli military raid on Nablus, in the occupied West Bank, as he prepared to meet his wife at the hospital for the birth of their first child. n.pr/4eyuu92

absolutely amazing. just straight up lying and then immediately doubling down on the lying bc it Really Makes You Think

Happy ComFest Eve everyone. Don’t forget to leave your bongs out tonight in the hope that the Spirit of Jerry Garcia will pay you a visit.

So how many days do we have left before “big” Johnson puts the House on a break?

So we had some leftovers to use, so tonight the younger spawn and I will be dining on Ground Beef Tikka Masala, a dish seldom found in the wild.

Some people as they age grow more cynical and bitter. I love that Ringo Star has decided to go insane in the opposite direction. Just an unstoppable stream of “peace and love”. It makes no sense to me, as I slowly grow cynical and bitter, but I can still admire it.

And the media that was all over Hunter Biden isn’t telling this story at all.

All this asshole Trump has is threats. He's the weakest president ever.

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. The seventh richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

My theory is that everyone around Trump is eating lots of beef and fermented food to try to cover up the aroma of Trump’s doody-filled diapers. I mean, if everyone smells like ass Dear Leader won’t be embarrassed.

You can tell how much Trump secretly loves Chicago by the way he made the reflecting pool the same color Chicago dyes the river for St. Patrick’s Day.

The Toxic Avenger (1984) is showing at Studio 35 tomorrow night. May have to catch that show.. Insane movie. Love to see it on the big screen.

This whole reflecting pool paint-algae-peroxide-paint cycle reminds me of that whole “There’s a hole in the bucket” song.

March 9: "We're now totally independent of the Middle East. We don't need their oil." April 1: "It doesn't really affect us. We have so much oil, much more than we need." June 17: If I didn't agree to the MOU, we "would run out of reserves at about 4 weeks..."

Wow: the cover of today’s NY Post.