You might be thinking, wait, didn't Dems win virtually every election held this year? You're forgetting that in DC, "Democrats are flailing" is not a comment on empirical reality, it is a kind of core ideological truth, a load-bearing pillar in their weltanschauung.

Imagine trying to explain to an advanced alien race visiting Earth that a big part of the reason why we are all still cooking ourselves alive is because a significant percentage of people think solar power is gay.

I believe in a non/minimally interventionist God, but he seems to be doing his damndest to try to kill John Fetterman.

"Matt Gaetz raped a homeless teenager and yet remains a free man because he's friendly with the current administration, where the president is also embroiled with accusations of rape and sex trafficking" is what you meant to write, one would hope.

At the same time the NY Times was hyping Hillary Clinton's emails, it had a reporter with emails from Jeffrey Epstein that were highly damaging to Trump. The more NYT apologists try to minimize this the clearer it becomes that they don't understand why much of the public doesn't trust legacy media.

Cable news m outlets: famously known for covering stories that no one is interested in hearing about

Make America Normal Again

“Remember when you voted for a pedophile” any time I ever meet a Republican for the rest of my life. Make them take it to their graves.

What’s the point of keeping the filibuster if you’re not even going to use it to block disastrous Republican legislature??

“But where will it end?” was the handwringing question about Me Too. A question asked by people who didn’t want it to begin.

Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible

It’s weird watching Democratic party simps on this website rationalize how it’s good, actually, that 8 Senate Democrats broke from the rest of the party and voted with the Republicans.

Imagine starting a YouTube channel about teaching kids, and then 5 years later you're being a accused of being a Hamas funded, antisemitic jew hater with an agenda Insane timeline

Wow, exactly enough Senate Democrats caved to give Republicans what they wanted. What a fucking coincidence.

Just goes to show what a low bar to clear this was that Hochul is openly tweeting about it.

Always remember: If your Ryan be Grim, the Takes be Dim.

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

One can hope

"don't let ezra klein analyze this" like he's a possum breaking into trash bins and measuring them

Average MacOS user's desktop:

If this were true, then why were Republicans openly fucking campaigning for Cuomo??

Should New Yorkers vote for Zohran Mamdani? It’s a tough call. On the one hand, he’s hip with young voters and has progressive policies. But on the other hand, the most disgusting political swamp creatures you know hate his guts.

Respectability trolls reading this Onion headline:

By and large, the liberal establishment is not trying to drag Cuomo’s bloated corpse across the finish line because they think Mamdani represents an existential threat (he doesn’t, really) but more, they’re doing it because Cuomo is in The Club and Mamdani is not part of The Club.

One thing they don’t tell you about becoming a parent is that your close friends who aren’t parents are going to become extremely annoying to you.

JD is absolutely going to leave his wife for Erika Kirk, huh?

I’m quickly becoming a single-issue voter for the 2028 Democratic primary and that issue is whether a candidate is willing to put every single one of these guys in prison.

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

I say this as someone who was NOT a popular jock in high school: Allowing losers who struggle to socialize into positions of influence because they could use a computer was a mistake. A generation of guys angry they couldn't do a pull up & got turned down for dates is taking it out on the country

Listened to a full REM album for the first time (I only actually knew a handful of their singles) and it suddenly makes so much sense why Gen Xers are obsessed with these guys. Culturally, I feel like they were to Gen X what Linkin Park was to Millennials. They understood the assignment.

Listening to Creed, you can just tell they thought they were the coolest band in the world

I see Canada is in trouble with Republicans for pointing out a Reagan policy that Republicans were openly proud of all the way up through at least the end of the second Bush administration.

My theory that the last person you’d want to be a Senator is the exact type of person who wants to be a Senator badly enough to mount a viable campaign remains undefeated.

I agree with Nihal Sarin that FIDE should ban Kramnik and strip him of his WC titles.

Vote for Platner if you want, the current Senator from Maine enables Nazis so worst case scenario, this won’t make any difference, but just know that you are once again being Fetterman’d.

Look, I’m glad the White House is being demolished, I’m just annoyed that Trump’s doing it

As an American millennial man, I HAVE been a neocon, a pacifist, a libertarian, and a communist, but NEVER have I been a Nazi or a liberal.

Extremely shocked and saddened by the news of Daniel Naroditsky’s death. It is hard to overstate how beloved Danya was as a player, teacher, commentator, content creator, and friend. www.chess.com/news/view/gr...

ACAB includes folks that post math word puzzles with vague phrasing for engagement.

Citing FBI statistics to justify racist opinions is so funny. Like oh, you think black people deserve equal treatment? Take a look at this report from the Racism Factory 😏

I know in my bones that the first thing Donald Trump thought when he heard that Charlie Kirk was killed was “Huh, I guess he didn’t have the Mandate of Heaven after all. I guess he was just a loser.”

Everyone’s wondering who will be Raptured, and it’s simple: Pell Grant recipients who started a business that has operated for three years in a disadvantaged community.

God saw Trump declare Tylenol as the cause of autism and was like “fuck it, yeah, I’ve put off this Rapture thing long enough haven’t I?”

My complete thoughts on the Charlie Kirk assassination: - Charlie Kirk was a bad person who made the world a worse place - I’m not sad that he’s dead - His murder is still not morally justifiable - Lone wolf political violence is always self-defeatist

I think the moral of the story is that fomenting fascism will, rationally, make your fellow countrymen scared and desperate.

If Kirk had been shot at UC Berkeley, or Columbia University, the National Guard would already be there. Swat teams would be firing tear gas grenades through dorm room windows right now.

Gosh I wonder where all this political violence is coming from