When god tells me Joey Logano is gonna win I listen

Fucking up so bad I get reincarnated as industrial capitalism

It’s still no tears for dead settlers.

Person who has only been to Montreal visiting another city for the first time: Je détecte ici une ambiance montréalaise majeure

Some cia agents have Havana syndrome I have Savannah syndrome

It would be really cool if @themountaingoats.bsky.social played the NC triangle’s diy music festival Slugfest!

I just put out a single about being angry at the government on all streaming platforms

I should be able to spam PK fire in real life

We all have that one friend who adheres to the principles of democratic centralism

The three genres are skramz, folk punk, and hardcore

Quick everyone take all your money out of the bank and stock market

I might be the only gay person

New music Tuesday!

When god says no more liquor I listen

I have a new single out on streaming tomorrow called new river gorge. Also, here are my Tour Dates with Back and to the left 3/7 Atlanta @ Drunken Unicorn buskin for Days n Daze and Local News Legend (736 Ponce De Leon Ave NE)

Tour flyers :)

Richmond !!!!! With a DJ!!!!!

the cool zone is a lot more cringe than i thought it would be

I just released my collaboration with x Dirty Fingers, queen ludd! It’s out on streaming as well as Bandcamp and mirlo. linktr.ee/cyprushartford to find all of my links

i dunno man, i dont think people were voting to turn of medicaid and put the savings into fartcoin

The federal funding freeze is impacting virtually every American and probably most people on earth either directly or indirectly and the dems are twiddling their thumbs and voting to confirm his cabinet

I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death; I am not on his payroll. I will not tell him the whereabouts of my friends nor of my enemies either. I will not map him the route to any man’s door. Am I a spy in the land of the living, that I should deliver men to Death? -St. Vincent Millay

We have to make men hard in order to save society

Rip hawk tuah you would’ve loved Benjamin Franklin

Hi! I have a demo single coming out December 27 anywhere you get your music

They should put me in the turkey fryer for my sins

Checking my controversial Bluesky post every few minutes to make sure I’m not being brigaded by Neo nazis

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

I got people mad at me for an over reductive shitpost is it over

Some people really do just walk around with no class analysis or understanding of how politics work. This person happens to fit this description and have show on cnn.

i love concepts and ideas

I doordashed too much and now they’re unpeeling me

I hope Jake Paul steps on a rake and it comically hits him in the face

Well what did you expect

Sorry, I know you followed this account for NASCAR stuff, but can we all agree nothing would unite this country like Mike Tyson beating the shit out of Jake Paul?

I love it when the car turns left (nascar) and I love Joey Logano because he’s evil. I love Denny Hamlin more because he’s been more evil for longer

trans people cannot compromise on trans kids ever. we will never give up trying to help them. you will never convince me that 1 cis child is worth 99 trans kids.

Sometimes it’s good to not go to jail

We have to abolish this particular kind of app. Liberation from the fediverse

I’m gay and I piss and shit all over the place

I doordashed too much and now they’re unpeeling me

We’re doing alchemy with our souls

I’ve never been sad with a titty in my hand

Sorry babe I have to look at the dopamine rectangle to banish the trauma flashback

I just wish this app had a higher population

Part of being a girl is being scared

Will having vivid and realistic night terrors help me (19 mtf) pass better?

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

Lots of hitler particles coming out of this Neo Nazi website

Being a reply girl is working out really well for me today