From Episode 1296: Art Garfunkel's Dry-Humping Towel. Matt cuts himself again, but not on stage this time. Childhood trauma ensues.

Our dishwasher has settings that can only be accessed via app, and I would like to destroy everything in this world now, please and thank you.

I think we’ve crossed a line where billionaires aren’t even pretending to give a shit anymore about anyone but themselves. They’re taking what they can and wringing out every last resource to, I can only imagine, spend the rest of their lives in inaccessible fortresses and mega yachts.

This man should never have been in charge of canceling grants. Clearly he should have been in a tv movie playing a man who was in charge of canceling grants.

#malegaze #art #oilpaint #lgbt www.orartswatch.org/from-film-to...

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Are any of you still wondering why ICE is buying warehouses and turning them into prisons?

Dark money groups are paying influencers to spread attacks about our campaign. Voters deserve to know who is trying to manipulate our election.

google is of no help. chat, is Noah Wyle related to that mischievous coyote who wants to kill fast bird?

“Riot Queens, a small, trans-driven play that recently opened at the Back Door Theater in Southeast Portland serves as a dire reminder that the relative comfort we experience now is hard-won—and still under attack.”

It looks like the instructors at Portland Community College will go on strike later today. They were scheduled to announce the decision at 10:30am, but in a preemptive action, management has closed campuses. Presumably so there won't be thousands of angry students on hand to support their teachers.

Publishers, please stop putting QR codes near barcodes. Signed: a library acquisitions person who is tired of seeing websites populating where barcode numbers go when I’m checking books into my ILS.

USDA official: you don’t qualify for food stamps me: oh, snap USDA official: you can’t get SNAP, either me: what

Nobody knows what decimated means.

Here’s a video I did for Megathruster. #BruceCampbell youtube.com/watch?v=7iS3...

I’m so delighted to welcome this darling into our family today. Everyone, Mona Lisa. 💖

“Dude, Where’s My Car?” is a more enjoyable “Memento.”

Me and a couple friends wrote and recorded this weirdo album this month. None of these songs existed 27 days ago. stovehospital.bandcamp.com/album/crimep...

An app that asks for your birthday, then tells you whether most people alive are older or younger than you. It sends a email on the birthday when you become older than most people in the world.

Workin’ 8:45 to 5:15 with an unpaid half hour lunch.

An app that asks for your birthday, then tells you whether most people alive are older or younger than you. It sends a email on the birthday when you become older than most people in the world.

What stupid world is this?!!!!!

“As the weather warms up, consider how important you are in the equation to keep Portland’s artistic world alive. Go to a show. Get to work.” #ArtSavesLives 🎨🧑‍🎨🫟

This weekend, we'll play with 2 awesome touring acts: Playboy Manbaby & Mega Ran - at Show Bar (inside of Rev Hall in PDX) this FRIDAY Feb 27th! Then: we'll play an all ages show with the same lineup in Seattle on SATURDAY (Feb 28th) at BARBOZA, inside of Neumos!! Tix available now!!! @megaran.com

Need something better to do than SOTU? 3 hours and 40 minutes of diverse movement. 🕺 #DANCEParty2026 🎧🎙️🪩 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Fellow Paul Chadwick fans, hope you caught the announcement of this week’s meetup.

Wanna go to a mixer?

Wanna go to a mixer?

When one party is, and has been for a long time, actively trying to suppress your right to vote, then perhaps the “both parties are the same” rhetoric is a bit of heinous fuckery.

Are you in?

This is my biggest worry about “self driving” cars—that they will not be capable of following our pedestrian right of way—crosswalk laws. I see tests and reports where they talks about objects *in* a crosswalk, but never about pedestrians who are about to cross—who have the right to cross.

Sorry for the ypsiliform, the voiced bilabial nasal continuant, and the disyllabic responses. I was watching a video.

They took away his titles so the headlines wouldn't say, "They arrested Prince Andrew."

There was a sawing in half accident. We don’t talk about that.

Milfhunter69 makes a great point.

what I saw vs what I painted parc poirier in winter, acrylic on 5x7" canvas #sunsetpainting #landscapepainting #referencevspainting #quebec #canadianartist"

This seems dangerous. What if the engines stall?

Tremendous band. See them live if you can.

Blocking everyone talking about Newsom. Focus on November. Get involved in your local party. Find local/state candidates you like. Find people you like for national races and work to get them elected.

Palin was the beginning of the end. She resonated with the absolute worst of the right, and the right saw how ravenous those folks were to let their hatred flow.

I like working at the library. I like it when someone asks something interesting that I don’t know about. Then I get to say my favorite line, “I don’t know, let’s find out!”

Look kid, occasionally I’m going to drop an obscure boomer reference and it’s up to you to dust off your Encyclopædia Britannica and figure it out

Guess I'm just built different (vestigial tail)

Another painting to share for today's #BlueSkyArtShow theme #Sunlight Tisha Mark ©2023, Awake, Marshlands Series, oil on canvas Limited edition fine art prints available: tishamark.com/product/awak... Original is also available: tishamark.com/product/awak... #art #painting #prints #bsnm #SciArt