Three weeks ago, I started a mystery novella project, and now today, it's finished at 36k words. Maybe, just maybe, I'll get to share it with you all someday because it's...very different than what I normally write.

i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine

The internet in its best, most purest form.

Today's the day! Get some cool audio in your ears!

Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

One thing driving me nuts with all these spam emails is how they'll always describe your book's plot like you would *to someone who has not read it*. "Set within the mysterious Artifact world of Yensere..." Oh, is it, now? I'd have never guessed, despite having written the goddamn thing.

New episodes of Frieren are airing and it's taking all my resolve to delay watching them until I can binge several at a time. It is cruelty.

$200k per AI company to aid them in pirating our books, for which we will not see a dime. Sorry, but if you still use Anna's Archive, kindly fuck off into the sun.

Who is the mysterious person with no social media profile? And yet, he also looks HAUNTINGLY FAMILIAR? He even has the AUDACITY to say you can already pre order this funny, violent. twisty working class crime novel! anumbersgamerjdarklandingpage.carrd.co What is more... 1/2

Paging @skyladawn.ca the disaster you have been hoping for has dropped.

trump admin immigration policy reaching new levels of fucked up

In college, back in an era when some people still had personalized ringtones, a guy left his on during a test. Silent auditorium, suddenly a phone in a backpack starts blaring "JASON! JASON! JASON HAS A PHONE CALL, JASON HAS A PHONE CALL!"

Nothing like waking up and reading through what legitimately feels like a two hour Bluesky fever dream amidst otherwise normal posting.

📡 SIGNAL RECEIVED! Tor Books has successfully entered this timeline. Expect books, dragons, and a good time 😎

Add Sarah J Maas to the list of supposed writers emailing me after stumbling upon my work. Brilliant work, spammers, keep on going. Maybe when you pretend to be JRR Tolkien I'll finally respond.

Imagine investing the world economy in data centers just to get beaten by a girl with a box of pencils.

Okay, finally restocked a ton of books that I'd run out of, as well as stocked up copes of Level: Apocalypse, so anyone wanting signed copies, here's where to find them. thatdalglishguy.etsy.com

I draft so many posts about the day we’re all waiting for, it’s honestly some kind of coping habit

Unintentional hilarity from another AI spam. An email from JK Rowling, wherein she lists...JK Rowling as her own big inspiration. Yeah. That tracks.

I'd still love to write narrative or story stuff for a video game, especially an RPG. That'd be neat.

Ordered a plushie parrot for my kid. Got delivered two rolls of thermal printer tape instead. I don't think UPS is ok right now.

everyone who was mad about Trump's "dictator on day one" promise in 2024 has been fully vindicated. and if you were part of the crowd saying it was trump derangement syndrome to take him seriously i don't think we can fully trust your judgment about where his 2nd term is headed

If anyone (in the USA or Britain) wants to pick up a full 5.5-book series about a group of teenage friends banding together to save the world for only 99 cents, The Infinity Trials is on sale until Tuesday the 20th.

“Reform and retrain” ICE is some seriously weak shit. Call it laboratory liberalism. The data clearly justifies a more aggressive approach. “Reduce ICE funds and restore ACA spending” probably the most popular message rn. What voter is moved to vote D by “retraining” ICE? Come on

If you can’t make “maybe we should have a Constitution” popular, fucking resign and make room for those who will.

They're ramping it up, y'all. Today I got an email from Suzanne Collins. Stephen King is coming, I know it.

I didn't need to read this today, but I did, so now you do, too.

I want these fuckers prosecuted. I will not vote for a candidate who shies away from this.

The tide is turning

A totally legit email from Brandon Sanderson to inform me he read and enjoyed my latest work, and if we'd like to connect and discuss further. Keep going, scammers, but try even bigger. I'm not responding until it's Stephen King or JRR Tolkien's ghost.

Just endless class actions for these thieves, sounds great to me.

#Booksky Quick thought now that @ddalglish.com’s Level: Apocalypse arrived after I waited for a MONTH (no, I’m not bitter or anything)— this series would be a great on ramp for the LitRPG subgenre. It’s got the mechanics, sure, but they’re a part of a larger puzzle that’s compelling regardless. 1/2

Every single fucking time, I swear.

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

Watching a live stream of regular people following ICE vehicles, flipping them off, throwing water bottles, and chanting "OUR STREET" despite being pepper sprayed and tear gassed. Whatever these goons were hoping for, this was certainly not it.

I think forcing a website to shut down until the "Create revenge porn" switch is put in the "off" position is an acceptable form of government censorship

Today I got an email from 88 year old Thomas Pynchon wanting to connect as a fellow author. Truly a most brilliant and clever set of scammers.

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

Introduced the kiddos to Your Name for movie might. Whole lotta crying in this living room.

Trying to research medieval soldier attire and getting a bunch of genAI slop images is going to make me lose my mind.

Well, I did it. I've deleted my tweets on X but left the account as I don't want anyone taking my name. Replies not enabled. Folks can find me here, and I'll post information about my books there, but that's it.

surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational

Another year, another visit feeling super sexy while half naked under the blaring lights of a dermatologist office.

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

I know the media isn't showing how many of us are out there fighting every day, and they're not accurately conveying the violence those protestors are being subjected to. but people exercising their legal rights are being gunned down by the government right now. everyone fighting is brave as FUCK

Companies, if you're listening, I will absolutely throw in a knight named Coc'Cola who is badass and wears red and is friends with polar bears if you pay me enough.

Donald Trump is trying to rewrite the history of Jan. 6 because, at a fundamental level, he does not believe in democracy or the Constitution www.gelliottmorris.com/p/pardon-my-...

Was sent to me so I'm gonna share this here, all because one of them rated RADIANT KING a 5 star plus plus plus plus, so obv they have great taste. youtu.be/jeuyDsss_KQ?...