Is this how you do it? #Gay #GayPorn #MLM #Nudes

This tariff bullshit has a watch band I ordered sitting in a FedEx warehouse in Memphis for 2 weeks now. It was supposed to be 3 day delivery...

Taking a lazy Friday 🤗

Really feeling like I need to get my collars and/or upper chest tattooed soon 👀

girl i am not using mastodon you are just gonna have to psionically link with me in the aether

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bellies, boys, butts, battlestar galactica

"9:17 am" by Ian Stone.

it’s only tuesday

Got a few silly guys and I love them all so fucking much 😍 Give me ideas for names!! 💚

Today’s vibe

I keep applying to jobs in Germany that I should ordinarily get at least a first round interview for. I'm fully qualified for these positions. But I keep getting flat out rejections....

Ngl I'm a sucker for a man with big ears and a mustache you could put one in a bear trap with a sign saying "bear trap" and a big cartoon arrow pointing to it and it would still get me

Just about good enough weather to start using the back yard again 🤗

Oh my GOD I'm so sorry to the squirrels I just scared with my sneeze 😭

Good morning! Not leaving the house today. I can highly recommend it😌

I would love to be ground up into a paté

Hey 👋 give me attention 👉👈

I love when I get to enjoy a rainy afternoon in the hammock ❤️

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Do you think "pls help my government is collapsing and I promise to work really hard to integrate" will work in a cover letter?

Forgive me for not caring about a musician worth over a billion dollars releasing what I can only assume is the same old subpar music again.

I fucking love my husband 🥵🥵

I've been on and off learning scripting for a while now, specifically as it pertains to game design. The "tutorial" I'm following right now is in regards to Godot, and I'm actually starting to grasp the whole process a little better this time around. Definitely helps that it's a Python-ish language.

This is just

Celery man is gay artist painting his original characters home of Seamus, Tusky, Eddie and others Patreon and socials. @celeryman.bsky.social

I apologize for being a long time Diet Coke hater. I now realize that the flavor profile is Coke and citrus and not just chemicals and it now all makes sense.

😈 www.boy-kingdom.com/shop/p/horns...

I just think these pics were neat

Another day, yay

Leider konnten wir Sie hierfür nicht in die engere Wahl aufnehmen. Leider konnten wir Sie hierfür nicht in die engere Wahl aufnehmen. Leider konnten wir Sie hierfür nicht in die engere Wahl aufnehmen. Leider konnten wir Sie hierfür nicht in die engere Wahl aufnehmen. 😭

Went to spooky town tonight with my love ❤️ @thecutiestevie.bsky.social

Got my haircut and feeling much better. I was about to lose it if I had to go another day without.

I feel crazed when I like a post and realize it was posted like 3 seconds ago. I swear I just opened the app 😅

It's definitely bringing some nice breezy "fall-like" weather to us at least.

It seems the time to abandon all efforts on my hair is rapidly approaching... 😭 Maybe I'll do those high quality toupees lmao

I feel like I should be skirting the crazy zone more but I'll take it lmao

bro you look like you drop common items

Boo 🎃 www.boy-kingdom.com/shop

You've gotta be kidding me. I ordered something from the Netherlands and forgot about the goddamn de minimis shit so now it's sitting in customs until the company responds to FedEx and I will inevitably have to pay it.

My bag of yeast just puffed into my face as I was closing it and a grain got into my eye am I gonna have to amputate now?

Lick it up 😋💦

I am so exhausted with social media why am I even here...

Lmfao what kind of wonky ass cone of uncertainty is this I don't think I've ever seen a path like this before.

I want to have an intimate dinner party with friends like in the movies

Maybe I'll try again to start learning to program. I think I get a little further each time... I think lmao

Finally got out to shoot some early fall scenes 📸 #photography

Made a pumpkin loaf and I might need to make more 🤤

Stop rejecting my applications!! !