just tried to read this book, but it asked for ID and a video of me moving my head from left to right?

shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification

added a sick new feature to my DDR Toolkit app - per chart stats (and advanced filtering based on them!) ddr.rtfoy.co.uk

I was losing my mind trying to work out why I kept getting really bad colour banding across gradients recently, low and behold a new Nvidia driver released today with this fix. i love that my extremely expensive GPU can suddenly stop performing basic tasks! 🥰🥰🥰

first 16 AAA has me feeling like I've got a higher ceiling than I gave myself credit for 🥲

I was thinking about how slow I'm finding Star Wars Outlaws - just to get a fucking 5 mins QTE to eat corn. Why are games like this??

bad week 2026 day 8 - regret

There are such beautiful views from Chinatown after the rain

made a little tray app to toggle my secondary screens off and activate HDR on my main screen. so useful when I want to play a game/watch a movie but I don't want my desktop wallpaper flooding the room with additional light!

I thought it was fake, until looked it up and holy shit it's real

a switch 1 game has no right looking this good, oh my god (running with some slight upgrades)

LuxCo has once again revolutionized the semiconductor industry with our trademarked "DIP8 Package with a Cock"

even in the middle of nowhere in the depths of Scotland - you're never safe from...

I finally got my first Strategy Board shared from a random person in Frontlines...

happy "sit and play megabonk for hours" to all that celebrate

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

My response to anything over the next two weeks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjl5... nothing could have prepared me for the reveal, good lord

what the FUCK are they advertising at Kings Cross???

simply #noticing things #wakeup

a white man watches stewart lee at the BFI Southbank Mediatheque. this says a lot about our society 😔

the concept of someone being afraid to be matched up against me in a DDR tournament is funny, but extremely flattering

[doing knee slides around the flat after getting "well presented" on my GP notes]

We live in the future/I'm getting old update: Needed a shoe horn for my new boots. Went on to makerverse, found this nice hands-free one, and printed it off. Works a charm, very sturdy.

bought the most expensive piece of clothing I've ever owned today (a pair of "made in the USA" Red Wing Shoes). it was so serious I had at least 2 LOTS (lesbians on the spectrum) advising me through the whole process. (stock image attached as I can't quite do them justice at the moment)

Been building a little app this weekend. I've had the idea in my head for a while, after being really disappointed by similar tools (Fences, etc). Still a work in progress, but not bad for very little time at all - it feels very smooth and logical. Very much designed to work around my own brain!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABAy... very good if you grew up watching viva la bam

this shit is so funny - you're in an airport, they've got more photos of you then you could possibly imagine.

first time grinding a DDR tournament ranking in a while. went from 2nd place (-56) to 2nd place (-8). so delighted, considering the 1st place player is literally half my age and is absolutely cracked. she'll go and improve her scores after this, but fuck, unc still kinda got it.

*Roblox "Oeuf" noise*

hey youtube, how's the uk economy going? ah, great, thank you

big day for banana fans

Getting lyrics to Japanese songs can be a bit of a pain in the ass (sites often won't let you copy and paste, stuff like that) - so I threw together a Chrome plugin that can copy the lyrics to the clip board automatically. It'll also attempt to find the lyric page based on my last.fm now listening.

Some guys truly have it all

who's ending up in a situation where they have over 600 lego police minifigures and have to sell them as a job lot? who's ending up in a situation where they need to buy over 600 lego police minifigures at once? what's gone on here?

us

i hate my friend @juwubeat.xyz

nothing beats the dreamy vibe you get from shooting on film. the equivalent photos on my phone just haven't got that... juice?

unc still got it (VEGA Q4 Replay Event entry)

Finally,

uh oh

Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!

moments away from reaching UVH 2 - BL4 crashes, boots me back to Moxxi's bar meaning I have to do the whole mission again. real quality game. really well made. 👍👍👍👍👍👍

there are saddam hussein's hiding spots everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Needed a bracket to stop my desk from sagging. Measured it (really poorly), modelled it, 3D printed it at the worst quality settings and the highest speed and snapped one of the legs off (because I measured it poorly). Solid as a rock, and 10x better than 2 notebooks and 6 bootleg Uno cards.