So basically we wouldn't have even had Trump term 1 or this far right SCOTUS if not for a criminal conspiracy led by Epstein and involving huge outlets like NYT to do coverup jobs

A ferret classic

I have to preface this with yes I obviously dislike not owning media and all that before I say this. I don't miss discs. Discs were dumb and fragile and I don't miss having to worry about them getting scratched or dirty.

I really appreciate hearing Brennan Lee Mulligan say that even when he does performances for people that are there specifically to see him, he still has "But maybe they actually hate me" thoughts. It helps show how detached from reality those thoughts are.

I like when wolves are trying so hard to lick someone's face while being pushed away. They're visibly straining to reach.

Nothing solidifies chiropractors as fake doctors than the fact I just got a YouTube ad for a school offering "doctor" "degrees" for it

Back to work after being stuck at home for 5 days

A wolf getting on its hind legs and doing the sickest fushigi tricks you've ever seen

Ugh I have not stepped foot outside my house in 5 days.

"Hey check out this toxic yaoi" I say as I show what immediately seems to be an unedited episode of Columbo

🔷 I wanna be carried around like this

Me: "I'm gonna get my construction higher in osrs" Also me:

Anyone remember this one??

If kid me could see the current map of RuneScape expanded with all the oceans filled in, I would've lost my fucking mind

"Gay people should just create their own stuff" Webfishing dev got doxxed because their game was too gay, you guys literally don't let us have anything

I hate that filter getting put on actual videos to make them look like AI slop. It's both ugly af and also why would you want your video to look like slop

*reading a long and thought-out interpretation of a movie* Me: Hmm interesting Last sentence: For more information, check out Film Theory's video Me: Nevermind

If I was a billionaire I'd buy a class 1 railroad. Online leftists would be like "He's just doing it because he wants to ride the trains" and serious economics guys would be like "That's not true. It's clearly a genius business move" but the leftists would be so right. I'm doing it for the trains.

I would like to not cough up horrible goo anymore thanks

when wolf tuck snoot into tail and become comfy orb

I feel crazy but I think the OSRS update changed the minecart track color. It's a brighter brown now.

Holy shit. The sailing logs are expensive as fuck. Is sailing going to be POH gold sink Hard Mode

Lol I made someone mad for saying they were a LARPer for: - John Brown avatar - Owns WW2 guns - Claims they will definitely totally kill a queerphobe - But thinks teachers having to use correct pronouns for students is government overreach

At this point I think I'm remaining functional purely on Tylenol

The US desperately needs to switch to a parliamentary system but we're treating like a procrastinated car problem where we just wait until the whole thing blows up before fixing it

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Ye Olde Powerwash Simulator

Beaverome completed! 62 cycles

Would you trust them with your car?

I'm feeling better after taking some Tylenol but I can't speak

Ugh. Tonight is so rough. I'm waking up every few hours, I feel too hot or too cold. My headache is making me feel delirious. I hope this ends soon.

Saddening that Mamdani won't give personal meetings to fraudsters that should be in prison

Me ordering my builder beavers to get into the badwater for the good of the colony

Anja yelling at Bosch for being a git (deserved)

*reading a post calling a scifi fantasy story incomprehensible because it didn't immediately explain in detail how the fantasy tech works* I think we need to impose limits on how much fiction people are allowed to consume

Meeting a gay elcor in mass effect: Sheperd- "I'm Commander Sheperd." Gay Elcor in monotone voice- "Flamboyant: oh my gawwwd and I'm just a little lost lamb, hello sweet thing what can I do for you." Sheperd- "Im looking for thermal clips." Gay Elcor- "Flamboyantly bites lip: I got one right h

No fever but my throat is sore and I'm coughing a bit. Maybe sinus irritation?

Ugh!! I can't remember if it was a family member or coworker but I was recently around someone that said they had a sore throat and now I've got a sore throat and am definitely sick!! I hate how much people around me don't give a fuck about getting me sick.

Got caught in a groundhog day loop and thought I needed to find my true love or improve myself to get out. Nope. Turned out I needed to make my boomer christian parents diehard fans of Helluva Boss. It took over 9 trillion loops.

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Damn now we're gonna get the midterms before GTA 6

*turning my clock labeled "Time until GTA6" back with tears in my eyes*

It's kinda funny how Beetlejuice is named and remembered after a character who isn't even really the focus of the movie

I have to admit. Some of the funniest jokes on Ghost are Isaac making incredibly corny jokes about the US Government.

LMAO let's have sandwiches for dinner to celebrate

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.