Slave drivers in Xinjiang be like

Is it possible Mr Lavrov simply completed his goal of shapeshifting into an ape, and has been released into the wild?

"But Biden used an autopen"

Belgorod residents be like

Petition to rename Gvardeyskoye to UnGvardedskoye

Strong response from $KVUE

Govt forcing Intel to give it 10% ownership is a socialist move by definition. But unlike most socialists, Trump is highly nationalist. Does that make him a "National Socialist"? 🤔

Does he put pubes in literally every drawing he creates?

Over in the bad place, it seems elmo has been hacked by ElMu

GUD

“Russia is a gas station run by a mafia masquerading as a country.” John McCain, U.S. Senator

The US and EU have been far from perfect allies to Ukraine, but there is no comparison with how completely useless Russia and China have been to Iran.

America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.

As Indian warplanes struck Pakistan, Hunterbrook was watching airline dispatchers frantically messaging their flights over the Indian Ocean. One intelligence assessment from British Airways: "Likelihood of Pakistani response inside India...currently assessed as low."

TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed! MORAN: That was photoshopped TRUMP: Terry, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you're not being very nice. (Can't post the clip here because of @bsky.app's daily video limit but the text tells you what you need to know)

Anyone else think the President is taking this "anti-woke" stuff too far? #SleepyDon

OTD in 1986 absolutely nothing happened in Chernobyl apart from a rapid, unplanned disassembly which resulted in the plant achieving its 10 year energy target in 2 nanoseconds that was according to the plan.

Paid for by frozen Russian assets. #Japan is an invaluable ally and a class act. #Ukraine #RussiaIsATerroristState #Russia #TrumpIsARussianAsset #FuckTrump #StandWithUkraine

Trump has just hung the "now open for business sign", saying he'll do specific (tariff) favors for specific companies. CEOs will see massive gains from lobbying, and huge costs from criticizing the White House. It's an effective way to suppress criticism. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/14/b...

We "defend Christian values" by using ballistic missiles to kill children as they gather to attend Easter worship.

"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work. snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-les...

If I may

Patience is a virtue I’ve been waiting for months for the coachella festival to post this JD Vance meme

April 2nd: "Liberation Day" April 9th: "Capitulation Day" April 16th: "????? Day"

Does this mean the President is the real "panican"? 🤔

Commerce Secretary Coward Nutlick says regular folks won't mind if one of their Social Security check doesn't show up. Treasury Secretary Stock Descent says Americans ready to retire don't care about "day-to-day" market fluctuations.

COWARD NUTLICK

All I’m saying is that President Harris wouldn’t have us looking at the futures market on a Sunday night.

List of countries not subjected to tariffs: Russia Belarus North Korea Cuba They apparently took the time to impose tariffs on several uninhabited islands, so the omissions are extra noteworthy. If you spot others please flag!

Reminder that Space Karen & co spent > $20m on this. That's not even counting the cost of all the ketamine he's going to take tonight to try to forget about it.

Reminder that Merrick Garland stalled 20 months on appointing a special prosecutor to investigate the leader of the Jan 6 insurrection.

When you order a Zelenskyy from Temu.

I sold a booger in my right nostril to my left nostril. I value the booger at $33 billion.

Keep your children safe

I never imagined that the most dangerous moment in America's democracy would also be its stupidest.

mfw underlings reveal war plans in insecure group chats

Trouble in paradise?? Drumpf privately vents his frustration about Michael Waltz www.aol.com/news/trump-p...

Lmao 🤣 savages

I'm not saying anything novel here but it really is just truly despicable to watch them use THEIR OWN COLOSSAL SCREW UP to slander the reporter THEY INCLUDED ON THEIR CLASSIFIED GROUP CHAT

Why does this dude always look like he made a bad decision to trust a fart?

Trump just revoked my security clearance… one small problem: I haven’t had one in years. 😂 This isn’t about security—it’s about his fragile ego and petty revenge. My latest piece on Trump’s obsession with punishing his critics adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/trumps-lat...

1 year ago ISIS attacked theatre in Moscow. 🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you 🇷🇺: LIARS!! ISIS: We attacked you 🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦 🇺🇦: It wasn’t us ISIS: It was us 🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates! Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾 ISIS: It was us 🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦 ISIS: For fuck's sake!!

Ossoff: Trump’s cabinet is worth like $60 billion. That’s not even including Elon. They are literally the elites they pretend to hate.

The oil transshipment point "Kavkazskaya" was lit up like a Kuban cigar 🔥