Crazy that the game-winning TD was on the opening kickoff, everything else was running up the score

Challenging way to see a season end on penalties

the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained

Go Bills go birds

Who’s the bass player in Hades?

The correct answer is Green Day or Weezer but the more fun answer is this:

I finished the strange thing

The juxtaposition of Anderson and Andy talking about all the people that died this year while they’re shooting off confetti in the background is something

December bump for the only rock album released from this year made entirely of guitar sounds

I am very unsettled by the conclusion of the chair company

Making music isn’t about doing whatever you want or having fun. It’s about constructing an opaque sonic bureaucracy, which you then diligently work within as a stifled but honest functionary.

A person has been sending me lots of ai music they fed demos into & it spits out a fully “produced” song. Besides this being shit, the vocals for all the pop punk stuff are all auto tuned cuz the robots have heard so much auto tuned vocals in pop punk they assume that’s the style. This, also shits.

What’s the fuck Kimi?!

Yes Mr Frodo, it’s over now

I can’t wait to see this fucking PAC man ballon

hey so, the drummer for ekko astral, miri tyler, just dropped a new solo album and it’s absolutely incredible i’ve been hearing these gorgeous songs at her solo shows for years and now it’s finally out highly suggest you consider buying and streaming this opus this new music friday! seriously!!!!!

THRILLED TO SAY IT ANTARCTIGO VESPUCCI IS GOING ON TOUR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 + 1/2 YEARS!! WITH GOLDEN APPLES!! TICKETS ON SALE NOW!! GET EM AT JEFFROSENSTOCK.COM!! WOW!!!

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A very confusing experience to log into Ticketmaster, get in a queue immediately, it not say your 30,000th in line, get to buy tickets that were (somewhat) reasonably priced. Not what I’m used to. anyways I got those Hayley tickets.

It rocks that I’m flying for work today. With the airports working and all. Just great stuff.

Been working on this book for a little over 3 years and can hardly believe it will soon be real! Elvis is Dead, I'm Still Alive: the Story of Asian Man Records Out May 19, 2026 www.clashbooks.com/new-products...

I voted already. I was unable to vote for the cool mayor or the dude I went to high school with which is sad. I would have if I lived where they live. Do you like this political tweet?

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There are so many things I do not enjoy about having to maintain a home HOWEVER, I do feel very good looking upon my lawn after dealing with the leaves each fall

Facebook is so mad at me for posting a picture where I appear to have done a massive amount of cocaine.

Boooooooooooo

Last night we played a show with the Rx bandits who played my favorite album my them in entirety and then the get up kids who played my favorite album by them in entirety and then I had a really nice conversation with them all about plantar fasciitis and age appropriate shoes.

This Lily Allen is wild

excited to play @thefestfl.bsky.social TOMORROW!!!!! We're at the Wooly at 11:10! COME HANG OUT I'll have @johndedomenici.bsky.social and Lou on the bass and drums

Well, let’s go jays baby!

I’m no football scientist but you’re not going to win a lot of games in my opinion if you’re giving up 33 points in a single quarter.

Unsure if you can play a baseball game better than that

Good morning! Cover reveal, & excerpt from my book on the great Asian Man Records now up on @stereogum.bsky.social!! Pre-order copies HERE: www.clashbooks.com/new-products...

Thanks for Double Band

Last Jeff set of tour complete. What a gig Denver. Never disappoints.

This is an insane game

Diabolical tweet here

Steve vs me Clean and collected vs spaghetti factory

Jazz givith and jazz taketh away

yyyyyyeeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!

Maybe we just stop picking to him

every time I beat a boss in silk song that takes me like 2 days of fighting I’m immediately met with another boss that will inevitably take several days to defeat. What a punishing punishing game.

The Frog mocking ICE GOONS 😂

Sorry Taylor, Hope this doesn’t Ruin the Friendship

The Yankees can’t hurt us today yall. Let’s take the day

That’s what a guy who gets paid a fortune should do with the bases loaded. Maybe the Yankees can at least learn a thing or 2 for next year

This isn’t going well

This will be the next week of tour

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