can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

crazy IG em_clarkson

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Alright, chill out air filter, I'll s-... jesuschrist how did you get a knife?!

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If you're terrified by all the news about acetaminophen, don't panic! Just take the exact same dose of paracetamol for the exact same effect.

So I'm gonna be doing a new and ultra weird talk next year - and I'm doing a bit of a test run at DotNetNorth next month. www.meetup.com/dotnetnorth/... It's gonna be weird, come out.

Yup

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

🎶 A contact lens trial! 🎶And the contact lens fits into the eye like a battery 🙀🙀

This is some of the hardest shit I've seen in my life

From the replies (bsky.app/profile/dasb...) here's Sam Altman doing what the quoted post described. He seems serious about it.

I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

Live footage of British people using the internet in August 2025

Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

Overcast skies? Find a hummingbird… male Costa’s 🪶☀️🌵

Stand by this: www.politico.com/newsletters/...

I also never knew, until I was poking around there a moment ago, that Lehrer also composed an "Aristotle Variation" of his famous song "The Elements". The complete sheet music is below. What an absolute legend.

I have perfected breakfast

Wow so weird that loads of indie games launched with photo mode on or after 25th July 2025 00:00:00 BST. Why? Guess we will never know. So weird.

A resident doctor at the MRI probably saved my life last year. It is unconscionable to me that their pay should have decreased by ~21% in real terms since 2008 while bosses who wilfully preside over the wholesale unravelling of the fabric of our society rake it in.

Bird sounds.

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

We are finally ready to announce that EMF 2026 will happen on July 16-19, 2026, at Eastnor Castle Deer Park, Herefordshire. Expect more updates soon as we start spinning up the organisation again.

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“Reject modernity!” he bellows while frantically operating the Torment Nexus 6000

Looks like we might have a change of speaker for Tuesday - bear with us, updates will be posted here as soon as we know more.

Shower thought: “I wish I never had to do this again” you think every time you empty the bin and schlep it out to the dumpster. One day, you’ll get your wish.

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

🎶 have you ever got a second chance just to fall in step and repeat the dance? youtu.be/Fffi2y8MH8o?...

Use Signal. We promise, no AI clutter, and no surveillance ads, whatever the rest of the industry does. <3

Can we repurpose 😡 as the “Donald Trump at his birthday parade” emoji?

Eufy have finally fixed the UI so The Dame Edna Everage Memorial Vacuum Cleaner can be displayed in its full glory 🎉

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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

Elon Musk is rowing back his threat to decommission the Dragon capsule after cooling his spat with Donald Trump, instead opting to spread its flaming wreckage across several miles of protected wetland - as usual.

I honestly did not anticipate that the leopards would eat each others faces.

White British has been a minority in my home city since 2011 and, like? The food is great, the shops are many, the kids learn Bhangra dancing in PE, there's always some religious festival going on giving us an excuse for pretty lights and bunting around the city centre. Diversity is an absolute win.

Do you ever just buy stationary because: stationary? Then the stationary arrives and it’s like receiving a box of joy? Wonderful. Just me?

There's a fast CME heading into some fast solar wind and some pre-existing slower CMEs. We're currently putting arrival at noon-to-midnight tomorrow, but this forecast may change as more observations become available. Updates here: research.reading.ac.uk/met-spate/hu...

MEIN GOTT! You can freeze rice! Into rice cubes! 🤯

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

Bonk!