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Facts! #Pinks #USDemocracy

He fell asleep in a meeting with Turkish President Erdogan, referred to Iran as the "Islamic Republic of Japan", TikTok as "Tic Tac", President Zelensky as "President Putin" & once again demanded the U.S. be given control of Greenland. He's much less dangerous while sleeping than when he's awake. 💤

Evergreen post: He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives

The President of the United States is attacking a group of kindergarteners because of the clothes they wore to school.

Let's get Epstein Files trending.

Paul McCartney performs I Want to Hold Your Hand for first time in 60 years at Taylor Swift wedding. McCartney reportedly played Beatles No 1 hit at star-studded reception at Madison Square Garden. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

No, Laura. It’s not “Antifa.” It was Patriot Front, a white nationalist organization. They covered their faces because they’re cowards who don’t want to be identified. We’ve been saying for over a year that ICE officers shouldn’t be allowed to wear masks either. They are cowards also.

Physicist & chemist Marie Curie was the: + First woman to win a Nobel Prize + First person & only woman to win twice + Only person to ever win a Nobel Prize in 2 different sciences: Physics (1903) & Chemistry (1911) Marie Skłodowska Curie died #OTD in 1934. #WomenInSTEM

Stock trades by President. The blatant corruption is just staggering

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Nehls on how House GOP will make case for affordability back home: Nehls: What are you talking about? I'm gonna get me lobster tails. Some nice rib eyes. Reporter: Do you think the 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck can afford that? Nehls: Maybe not. Maybe they don't work as hard as me.

one kind of striking thing about the 250 birthday fiasco is aren't there usually just regular people visiting the capital every day did this event actually repel visitors

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I can't believe President Fucknugget still even invites this comparison.

There’s only 1 reason why you wouldn’t comply with this.

In Trump’s America, if you look at this failed reflecting pool paint job the wrong way, you get a 10 year prison sentence. But if you’re convicted of violently beating cops during a failed coup, you get a presidential pardon.

WOW!! JD Vance got the Iranians to AGREE to the SAME thing we had under OBAMA in the agreement that TRUMP pulled out of! All it took was months of war, 300 billion to Iran, and one of the biggest US capitulations in history. ART OF THE DEAL, BABY!!

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Crazy. Strait of Hormuz open without tolls? ❌ Limits on Iran’s missile program? ❌ Limits on Iran’s support to proxies? ❌ Securing the enriched uranium? ❌ National embarrassment? ✅

If this was an answer on Jeopardy. The question would be what is something trump never said to US Attorneys

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TOMORROW!!! #NoKingsDay 🇺🇸

New data reveals that New World Screwworm, a severely dangerous flesh-eating maggot, is spreading throughout Texas. This comes months after Ken Paxton supported cutting Screwworm monitoring programs.

Talarico: Here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. Real men serve others, weak men serve themselves. So I welcome this debate. I don't think Paxton or Cruz are in a position to tell anyone what a real man is.

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

This is Arlo. He was on a walk when he found a missing and injured dog by following a trail of blood. We're awarding Arlo and his keen nose with our highest honor, a 15/10.

Donald Trump tried to mock Hunter Biden's "past." Hunter's reply: "I'm 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past."

Yes, because it's absolutely impossible that a city that's only 18.7% Republican wouldn't vote for the Republican candidate

This is a dangerous geopolitical gamble for Trump. Iran has seen that he wants a deal so badly that he’s unwilling to defend the gulf states. The next logical step was to see if he was also unwilling to defend Israel. Now he’s clearly negotiating from a place of desperation.

Respect and support from the U.S. ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼

Every reporter who interviews him moving forward should just keep telling him, “but there’s no evidence of that…” so we can watch him implode on national television again lol

“There was a thumb on the scale for the president’s version of events that I felt was a level of political influence that I had never seen in 37 years at CBS News” Scott Pelley, describing how Bari Weiss tried to make 60 Minutes lie about Renee Good for the benefit of the Trump administration

Bari Weiss somehow manages to be one of the most repellent people in an age dense with such filth

Free Speech Champion(tm) Bari Weiss demanding CBS News smear an American executed by her government for protesting bsky.app/profile/elio...

No wonder the entrenched bureaucracy hates him to much. He's showing America that things REALLY can get better when you work on behalf of everyone, not for the Epstein class.

You need to read Mamdani’s “Mayor’s Order” repealing kids’ bedtime so they can watch the Knicks in the final. This is how to do politics with joy.

This right here.

Donald spent Saturday complaining on the internet. Six hours, 52 posts.

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Okay, now, since putting his own name on things illegally isn't an official duty of the President, make him pay for it all.

Holy shit this cartoon.

Oh no, the deal is already breaking down. It was supposed to last at least until they could manipulate the market on Tuesday

No truer words were ever spoken...

I know it won’t help avoid the manufactured drama of the day, but the president is a liar so maybe don’t listen to the liar. You know, cuz he’s lying. Duh.

Hell of a run, my friend! Thank you, Stephen, for the past 11 seasons of bringing laughter into our homes, speaking truth to power with a smile, and being loud for America.