[doctor's office] Receptionist: "What's your birth date? Me: "March 28th." Receptionist: "What year?" Me: "Every year."

Local Teen Invents Masturbation Shane O'Donnell might seem like an ordinary teenager. But after countless hours of research and experimentation, what he's discovered is anything but ordinary.

Never change, NYC.

This afternoon we said goodbye to this sweet, sweet boy. He was nearly 14. I will miss his hugs and snores and his adoring looks. Run free, Seamus. My boy. 😞 #SeniorPupSaturday #DogsofBluesky #blueskydogs #SpringerSpaniels #RainbowBridge

Becky Burke of Book Island (a picture book publisher in the UK founded by my fellow Tokarczuk translator Greet Pauwelijn) was "detained" by ICE at the Canadian border on 2/28. Her father asked that her story be shared in case someone can help her. He writes:

💚 #Nature #photography

A “we hate him too” sign was recently spotted at the San Francisco Tesla dealership which was likely placed by an employee. Love it.

Had a blast at Aberdeen Comicon this year. Met lots of #GravityFalls fans. @alexhirsh.bsky.social

Cartoon by patbyrnes.bsky.social.

We miss your goodness and your leadership in the White House, Joe.

More to come. #RadioFreeAmerica

"Geordi must not be assimilated." Hugh "But you are Borg." Picard "No. I am Hugh." Hugh- I Borg, Stardate: 45854.2 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

“Measles is a very contagious virus. Up to 90% of unvaccinated people will contract measles if exposed. The virus can remain in the air for two hours after an infected person has left. Someone can spread measles four days before, through four days after, a symptomatic rash develops.” GET VACCINATED

Trump to revoke legal status for 240,000 Ukrainians who fled the conflict with Russia, putting them on a fast-track to deportation. Reversal of the welcome received under President Biden's administration. Trump respects no law, treaty, humanitarian policy. He can't be trusted. archive.ph/pkmf3

Platform of HATE

A loyal heart, a joyful soul—dogs truly are the best companions. 🐶❤️ #DogLover #Man’sBestFriend

Steps to make the perfect tuna sandwich 1. Butter both pieces of bread 2. Add peanut butter 3. Add jam 4. Feed the tuna to your cats

“Well fellas, whichever one of you is faster will have a great story to tell.”

Egg drop soup Egg clumsy Egg bad waiter Egg fired again Egg turn to life of crime

If this doesn't make it more obvious, that he had to get into the WH, to help dz win. So, he could change the outcome of these investigations. He's a crook! We gotta fight, and hold these criminals accountable.

The House GOP’s budget resolution is more of a wish list than a done deal. But that doesn’t mean we can ignore it. Here’s where things stand and, most importantly, where public pressure can make a difference.

This is Watson and Kiko. Kiko has one less leg due to cancer, but Watson just so happens to have enough hugs to make up for it. 14/10 for both (IG: watki)

Dogs are natural comedians, from chasing tails to zoomies and goofy expressions. They turn every moment into joy, spreading laughter with wagging tails and endless silliness! 🐾

If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi… Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla. Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com

The Hunt for Red October was released in movie theaters 35 years ago today. This is one of my all-time favorite movies. Below is my favorite scene from the movie. "Way to go Dallas!" youtu.be/DpfVXUokTQg?... #Movies #Filmsky

THIS IS SPINAL TAP was released 41 years ago today. Widely regarded as one of the funniest comedies ever made, and the film that spawned the ‘mockumentary’, the behind the scenes tale goes to 11… 1/40

A reminder for these times.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

Oakley Introduces Line Of Sunglasses For Front Of Head http://theonion.com/...

Some flashback pics of the world’s handsomest boi. We seem to be feeling much better. Back to normal. Still no clues about the scary incident from last weekend. Still on pain meds but idea what caused it. #SeniorPupSaturday #DogsofBluesky #blueskydogs #SpringerSpaniels

Could not agree more. The Prez & VP are shameful, embarrassing Putin puppets & a disgrace to our country. 🤮 #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

THE DEER HUNTER was released 47 years ago today. Winner of 5 Academy Awards including Best Picture, and an unflinching look at the impact of the Vietnam War on small-town America, the story of how it was made is proof that the wounds of war run deep... 1/48

White rabbits 🐇

BOYCOTT big box stores and chain stores or - to be on the safe side - don't spend money ANYWHERE!! BOYCOTT!! Send a message to the greedy oligarchs

Who wants to go for a walk? #DogsofBluesky #blueskydogs #SpringerSpaniels

Wyoming Republicans have banned so-called “compelled speech” regarding pronouns. No one, they proclaimed, should be forced to use someone’s preferred pronouns. And yet, when Senate Chairman Tim French was addressed as “Madam Chairman”, he was not pleased. Not one bit.

This is Ralph. His body composition is approximately 40% ear. But that does not mean he wants to listen to your podcast. 12/10 (IG: ralph_kd0821)