it's nice that no marty supreme has ever actually done consistently well without cheating at magic the gathering

i should never be surprised that seahawks football is like this and yet, i am

have this abomination

Made the finals of @laughingdragonmtg.bsky.social #ldxptacoma2025 Modern $20k with Gruul Broodscale! Started studying the blade months ago and happy to see my practice culminate in a big tournament finish. Shoutout to @terribadmtg.bsky.social for his list and SB guide! @fireshoes.bsky.social

I did it. After years and years of trying, failing, and doing it all over again, I did it. 6-3. I’m in day 2. See you tomorrow, Baltimore.

like 1-3?

my tournament report

ya girl's back on the pt! (thx slax for the passdown) MUs: 🔚—🧿🔚🧿 🪞—🧿🧿 🍝—🍝🍝 🪞—🪞🧿🧿 🐘—🧿🐘🧿 🐱—🐱🧿🧿 🪞—🪞🧿🧿 🐢—🧿🧿 🦒—🧿🧿 --- ⚖️—⚖️⚖️ 🐢—🐢🧿🧿 🐱—🐱🧿🐱 ✂️—🧿🧿 🐱—🐱🐱 🐐—🍨

ptqed

We only have a couple rounds left at #RCHouston and Sanctum has been crushing it! @tigressmtg.bsky.social is 10-2 with Amulet, @toothymtg.bsky.social is 10-2 with Broodscale, @comrade1312mtg.bsky.social is 9-2-1 with boros energy, Camari Bolger is 9-3 with Simic Ritual (1/2)

i heart amulet titan

resubmitted decklist extra points if you guess my favorite card

i have submitted my decklist for magic the gathering regional championship houston no extra points if you guess what I'm playing

learning amulet titan

if i want to to have fun and feel stupid at the same time, why smoke weed when i could just play amulet titan instead

made top 4, team was otp, we lost anyway, still good for prizing and an RC invite so i have to play standard less :) amulet titan broken

I'm so excited to play titan at an event that matters again tomorrow :> i get to play it! in paper!! at an event that matters!!! and i get to do it two more times this year

can't believe paul registered titan and didn't tell me smh!! anyway that's my goat 🙏🙏🙏🙏

super worth it

tattoo hurted

I hope Secrets of Strixhaven next year has a Stone Rain with Learn called Turf Destruction as a nod to its legally-distinct IP influence.

should i?

women are so cool im so glad they're real

choo choo

my surgery is in 2 weeks and I'm still short of my insane copay. Anything helps

chat is she washed

Here's the hack to getting better at Magic Win = Win = Serotonin Lose with punt = Win + Improvement = Serotonin Lose without punt = surely you made SOME mistake = Improvement = Serotonin

proof

my body is a machine that turns a 4 hour road trip to an RCQ for tournaments I'm already double-queued for into 4 boxes of sleeves and a selfie i liked

champion napper

new piercing

amulet titan is so cool i wish it was real

women are so cool i wish they were real

there's a lot of discussion about AI making people dumber, but what people REALLY need to be talking about is boyfriends making people dumber

oh, you're her reply girl? that's cute. I'm her like girl. I click on all the little hearts under her posts. it's romantic. good luck with your replies though.

after the saga update

learning amulet titan (having my titan keeps mansplained to me)

he's trying to get out of it, cook him chat

12-5 overall in secret lairs with titan, good for a nonfoil bolt and 5 questing druids (3 foil 2 nf) and 5 edicts (3 nf 2 foil), off of t16 t64 t64 (5-1, 3-2, 4-2), had a lot of fun playing titan and broke even on my weekend!

The health of magic the gathering is determined by how crowded the women's restroom is at conventions

🐦spam🐦this🐦robin🐦to🐦root🐦for🐦robkin🐦

5-1 in secret lair spectacular with titan for 12th place and a nonfoil peach momoko bolt + some other promos dropped one round to blue neoform (murktide fon sub) t2ing me both games and then won out vs creature decks

unfortunately i might like poker

BANLIST PREDICTIONS: in the interest of competitive diversity, splinter twin is rebanned in modern no other changes also deathrite shaman is legal in legacy but only if your deck has five or more basic plains

past midnight and hot as hell and everywhere smells like cigarettes and this whole place is a monument to human hubris

just landed in vegas hate it already

going to a linkedin park concert and wondering why everyone is an empty machine