🍿 c-sides 🍟 some extra errant tracks from the era! including one ~never-before-heard song~ bandcamp exclusive forever for the real ones #BandcampFriday ❤️💚 jamiepaige.bandcamp.com/album/c-sides

you stand before two doors with two guards. one tells the truth and the other always lies

HELP

OC do not steal

turn into a werewolf

Divorce is on Nintendo Music

temur harmonizer is kazuchika okada. you play a game of magic, the deck picks you apart and waits for its spot, and then right out of nowhere when it gets you into its grasp...

good reminder that there is always a first time someone encounters something in their life and when it happens it is not about personal intelligence or ability but just access, pure happenstance, and the entropy of the universe

getting some obnoxiously big titties pizza

it's kinda crazy that when (not if) we fight our way to a better world we'll be able to point to the epstein files any time someone brings up a notable right wing talking point and be like "the world's most prominent pedophiles spread that idea on purpose" and like how do you even clap back at that

I don't know how to explain it but these are rabbit-coded posts. To me

story in two parts

decided to try and play something outside of my comfort zone (pokemon) for once. ow my eyes

furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like

So what I'm hearing is that, in the last five days, two Black Members of Congress have been assaulted in apparent support of the regime's deportation diktat (Rep Frost, punched at Sundance & told he'd be deported; Rep Omar at an ICE townhall) & the regime has arrested four Black journalists. Huh.

FLAVOR FOLEY FANS YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW

WE CAN HAVE MORGAN FREEMAN TRUE AS A PET

When I want to watch pink but my bitch sister wants to watch green

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)

free million dollar idea for any aspiring web devs out there: scrandle but with r/kitchencels posts

a spark that refused to be snuffed out (1/4)

beach wuk

felt fucking insane trying to describe this style of video in call earlier

beautiful women named severe weather alert keep messaging me

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping. What are your thoughts on this?

hawk tuah girl if she was yoda: tuah hawk! on that thing, I spit

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

idk why but I’m late night musing on TCGs and how it’s such an interesting art form on the player side. its both a solo and collaborative effort, people making basically their own game to compete against other games in the same engine, and it just objectively rocks to see.

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

idk why but I’m late night musing on TCGs and how it’s such an interesting art form on the player side. its both a solo and collaborative effort, people making basically their own game to compete against other games in the same engine, and it just objectively rocks to see.

The Algorithm has been the worst thing ever made for social media and it is your civic duty to avoid using it as much as possible. curate your damn feeds and find the people you want to follow, like 90% of the people i follow have been found via mutuals putting things on my dash.

A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!

“he got lost in scranton last night” is a euphemism i am putting in my back pocket for a rainy day

Ss comm 021✨

How it feels to main a top tier when you have 0 clue how to play optimally

Wings of the Pirate King