Thank god someone told Justin Gainey that you gotta go hard and fast on the siren.

Tonda’s such a genius that he’s even got Archer scoring. #SaintsFC

I post this with all due respect, @mayor.nyc.gov:

The site wasn’t working at the exact time for this.

No offense to the cast member, because it's not his fault, but: lol. lmao.

The real reason Vance thinks he knows more than the pope on Catholicism is the reason he thinks he knows more than everyone in everything: the malignant effects of Yale Law School

Takashi! Don’t take any notes from him!

Going back 27 years and telling everyone that not only does Darth Maul survive, but he’s an absolute chatterbox.

If I actually believed in that stuff, I would definitely be convinced by now that Trump is the Antichrist.

It’s funny that so many of us thought these players needed a gruff old manager to come in and give them a kick in the rear, but they actually needed a young stats nerd to give them extremely detailed gameplans. #SaintsFC

Holy fuck Scienza #SaintsFC

One thing this very good piece does not get into is the way a number of people are using Wyle’s history of fairly anodyne statements in support of Israel to inject antisemitic conspiracy theorizing into their criticisms.

A lot of what happened in 2024 was not Harris' fault, but I also think that once you lose a general election you have a certain loser stink on you and shouldn't try to run for that specific office again.

Dream blunt rotation

Are we arguing about Star Wars again? Man, watch or don’t watch any installment of it. It’s entirely up to you.

They've clearly identified a sweet spot for the Wuf's pricing, because every time I've hired them, I've been stunned at how inexpensive they are.

Way past time to excommunicate JD

Virtually guaranteed that our pea-brained voters will blame a future Democratic administration for the long-term consequences of this.

Can’t wait for the press’ inevitable drooling over “Mr. Trump’s unconventional negotiating style.”

Oh hey, Maggie's got another book to sell.

We need an oil baron or something so badly.

I'm always torn between being annoyed about stuff like this or agreeing with elected Democrats that the median voter really is this stupid and selfish.

I wasn't actually worried about that until they specifically denied it.

He’s a monster, and so is anyone who supports him.

I hate his voters, like really hate them. I can’t live in a society with them.

Dan Hurley is a genuinely bad person and I fucking hate this.

OH WHEN THE SAINTS

Is it happening, or is it the usual monthly secret treatment?

at the risk of going full reddit atheist even in the context of all the more directly horrible stuff they're doing, i find this stuff coming from government accounts absolutely stomach churning

And yet somehow still not UConn’s most gutter scum head basketball coach.

Weird thing this Holy Week is learning that apparently the Popes have not been doing standard priest stuff for a decade plus?

The sad part is I believe her.

I would really love it if today could be the day.

Justin Gainey was hired as men’s basketball coach today and had the second-coolest day of an NC State alum.

Another March Madness, another punishingly long miniseries

“My brother’s mace, most like. He’s strong.”

Already annoyed that American Airlines put me on a bus instead of a puddle jumper, I audibly groan when the driver walks on and its fucking Ms Frizzle again and I start texting clients, "may be late. About to get stuck in Carlos's aorta."

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

leThaLIty WaRfIgHtiNg

Oh fuck off

ed policy folks will remember Tony Tata as the former super of Wake County, NC. he initiated a program to end school assignment and drastically reduced the number of high-performing schools in the district, just so white kids in Cary didn't have to go to other schools.

"You don't understand how popular he is in Maine" No bro I know exactly how popular he is in Maine and I'm judging them for it

I really don’t know what I did to deserve all this.