There is a God, and he absolutely hates the Falcons.

I am curious about what’s going on behind the scenes that has prompted Obama to get off the bench suddenly.

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

Vance is Twitter pals with a bunch of actual, no-shit Nazis.

Hey, would any of you like the key to a lived-in and refined look?

Absolutely wild

So essentially the same outcome that would have occurred if Disney hadn’t suspended Kimmel.

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

the dream

Yeah, all kinds of issues were caused by the process to that point, but the real, number one thing that went wrong with 9 is Carrie died and Iger wouldn't give them time to figure out how to write around it.

I think some of the CK thing is them getting a little pre-mad about what they know the reaction will be no matter when it eventually happens.

Did the Falcons win today? No. Did they show anything positive? Also no. BUT is this team getting better over the last few years? Also no. BUT does it look like the Falcons hired the right coaches? Also no. With that said, Atlanta’s #2 option at HC from its last search looks like shit too.

That performance is a fireable offense.

Southampton, NC State, and the Falcons losing in humiliating fashion this weekend

Fire Raheem Morris for whatever the fuck just happened there.

people who talk about going to No Kings protests in terms of how to avoid getting kettled or black-bagged are Blue Sky’s version of men who talk about how they won’t go to a large city without a handgun and seventeen personal defense items

Dave Doeren is 1-4 vs Duke.

NC State is putting on one of the worst across-the-board special teams performances I’ve ever seen.

There are countless horrible things about Trump, but the moronic “asylum” thing drives me crazy.

This is a disaster. We look League One bound. #SaintsFC

Current status of HMS Piss the League #SaintsFC

Good lord. #SaintsFC

Learning that Willow Bay is not somewhere Yankees have a summer home.

Been doing a West Wing rewatch (because I’m a terrible moron shitlib!) and back when it aired I thought it was too harsh to the press, but this time I’m struck by how right it is about the WH press corps being venal scum.

I have to explain computers to both my older and younger coworkers.

Murdering Venezuelan fishermen so Trump can feel like a big strong man

Would’ve been cool if people could have figured this out 11 months ago.

Pretty interesting that so many GOPers are eschewing their usual verbal games and technicalities and just acknowledging that Carr’s statements were themselves coercive.

Shorter version of the order:

Godzilla website in 2000 #WebDesignHistory

He fired the professor, and they forced him to step down anyway. No reason to comply with them at all.

“In a 6-3 decision…”

I came of political age hating the Bush guys and now I have to get in the trenches with them against the guy from the apprentice I would like to file several complaints

Folks, I don’t know what end is up right now.

People want everything to be a binary between dooming and “we’re so back” but I’ll just say this is both a really troubling attack on press freedom and an open admission that your regime is fragile enough to feel threatened by Jimmy fucking Kimmel

every single news story seems like something that if you told someone about it they'd back away from you slowly

He thought that the success of The Apprentice would mean that famous actors, musicians, etc., would finally like and accept him, and that didn’t happen, and now we’re here.

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

ah, well

Astronaut pointing gun at other astronaut, “gender,” et cetera, et cetera

I was told that comedy was now legal again.

Jesus Christ

I’m shocked to learn there were 28 left-leaning airline pilots.

Honestly this is probably the same phenomenon that makes certain adult Catholic converts go crazy. You were never meant to speed run that shit.

The general public encountering pure uncut academia without any kind of dosage ramp-up has been genuinely disastrous.

I suppose you could have a debate about whether nuanced, statesman-like rhetoric is the play right now, but everybody pretending they can’t read between the lines so they can be mad at Obama is being ridiculous.

No real reason to do this unless you want to drive Black soldiers out of the armed forces.