Up where we belong

*snort* www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

I made some t-shirts regarding the narrative around Arsenal. Might as well own it! Put them up on my shop if you want one: caviarandsausages.etsy.com I only make like $4/shirt so not doing this for the money - just contributing to the vibes.

What are you playing first on your boombox?

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Football managers: do you think the rules of football should be changed if they favour Arsenal?

Up in the moneysphere, things look calm, profitable, stately and stable. Down below, where we live, it’s a scrabbling mess. Nothing actually working. But always changing. Not for the better, just for the sake of it. It’s like being colonised by an alien species who breathe our discomfort.

Here's an idea. Why not tell your daughter's disabled teacher not to risk coming for a lesson and pay him if he's in need of the money?

Yay we have a Seoul Plaza in Queensgate Peterborough. Big boo though no perilla oil or leaf. I really want to try it but the staff hadnt even heard of it (“is it Korean? Are you sure? Do you mean sesame?”) Nor the classic Korean cooking show CHEF IN MY FRIDGE. Still bought loads of stuff anyway.

"Unquestionably blindly following the Americans is, in my view, the wrong thing to do.. I'd pass legislation that said military action could be taken if.. the lawful case for it was made.. there was a viable objective &.. you got consent of the commons" When's the vote, Keir?

Like their manager, Chelsea are brittle.

Ref makes another error not letting play continue and sends off Neto. Does he actually know the advantage rule at all?

Saliba, celebrating, volleys a ball into the crowd; to the dismay of the ball boy guarding it

Twice now the ref has pulled back play when Arsenal are breaking

More than enough goal mouth action for an Arsenal goal but Chelsea are jammy

Watching KT and The Ox COYB

@walksincamera.bsky.social Grimsthorpe Estate yesterday

FIFA must be so embarrassed...

You'd think Reform would be delighted that a white, working class plumber got elected and they beat the metropolitan elite university lecturer.

All I’ve seen since this Green win is the BBC going on about their ‘divisive’ leaflets. I really can’t imagine Reform would be getting such a post-victory grilling for their messages of hate

Reform are saying it was “Asian family voting” wot done it. Wasn’t necessary though. Muslim communities can easily identify their oppressors by their own words and actions

BBC Breakfast’s Charlie Stayt and Naga Munchetty failed to land a single blow on Zack Polanski despite the question ratio being predominantly about leaflets and baseless accusations of dirty tricks phoned in to them by an absent Reform leader

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

She won because of who she is. No other reason beats that one.

We're just amazed the choice came down to a racist talkshow academic, a racist corporate freak or a nice local lady who is a trained plumber and people actually went with the good choice.

Well if Woke Islamists are dominating the vote, then we should follow them, right? Cause it's the will of the people.

This is fun. And terrifying.

Amazing to be able to watch Nandy’s synapses firing in real time.

#RMAvBEN #uefachampionsleague

Despite the obvious flaws I still think everyone should watch Dirty Business. www.channel4.com/programmes/d...

There’s a few quality control problems with “Dirty Business” that slightly marred the program: typos and miss stated legislation. But I am all for the popularisation of public health and safety and anti corruption as subjects for documentary drama

Absolute wrongun about to be found out?

I think they hate everyone, and deep down probably hate themselves. When they get want they want and find it doesn't fill the void inside they find something or someone else to hate on.

Oi Mandy!

I’d love Djed Spence if he was a Gooner. Not stopped all game.

Gyokeres little touches to fed his team mates

Funny hearing Neville defending Saka for falling over. Change your tune GNev?

Gyokeres pays for himself

Arsenal have to W I N the league. No one is giving it to us. Take N O T H I NG for granted

Oh dear. Rice has to own that

His favourite opponents

Arsenal missing chances like Canada Hockey

Putting the amateur in PGMOL

What a game of hockey

Off down the Donald Trump. It’s amazing the stuff you buy, barely use or find to be way less value in reality and then throw away isn’t it?

Don’t turn on the State of the Union on Tuesday. Make it the lowest rated in history.

The Skating Gala is amazing. Have they always done this at Winter Olympics?

That second half by Arsenal utter gash. Utter toilet. You can’t arms-length any team in this league. The work rate dropped. The hunger disappeared. The precision vanished. The calm evaporated. Careless. Only Rice looked like he understood the situation.