Arsenal will soon have gotten through this tough opening run of games with their powder largely dry, with a squad that has weathered injuries and gelled as a unit. They will soon thrive and, most probably, will start thrashing teams they have up to now just squeezed past. Have a bit of patience FFS

Be funny if Wrexham got Grimsby

Sour grapes from Leicester town Grump Alan “Smudger” Smith not giving credit to MLS for the deceptive touch that set up Eze.

I don’t think my follower numbers should exceed the Dunbar limit. At a certain point my leadership will fail and the incentive for us to remain together will be lost. That point is known as the Disney limit. 127 million seems like such an unwieldy group size to me

Major security failure in the US as France's President Macron is forced to walk through the streets of New York, the incident is reported to have been triggered by Trump's motorcade blocking access to the French delegation after President Macron's Palestine speech.

Reform are trying to sell the myth that deporting people and removing the rights of migrants will solve all the country's problems. It won't. Know what would help solve the country's problems? Taxing the super-rich properly and closing the inequality gap.

Definitely true. Father Ted was gentle, thoughtful and funny.

When your LLM is the Merck Manual…

If you wish to understand the English, eat a spoonful of English Mustard.

I have heard the cheesiest thing in the world: Kenny G covering James Blunt’s “Your Beautiful”. At my funeral I want it on vinyl destroyed ceremonially by an irate farmer with a 12 bore

Here's the link for audios from Ghislaine Maxwell / Todd Blanche meeting turned over to House Oversight. I encourage everyone to listen to them. Open the link, and each file with .WAV is the Maxwell/Blanche audio. Gives you a firsthand sense of her slyness & Blanche's juvenile handling. #Epstein

"If there's a God, he is laughing at us & our football team." ~Ben Folds

Good to see CPS publicly retracting their nonsense numbers here. I explained their errors to them when they first published, and wrote it up here - they simply didn't understand what the OBR was saying. docs.google.com/document/d/e...

I’m not a Republican. That sobriquet is tarnished. But I’d sure like to ditch the dirge of “God Save the King” for something traditional and meaningful and, by Jove, I can’t think of anything better than I VOW TO THEE MY COUNTRY, set to Gustav Holst’s frankly miraculous “Jupiter”

It would be good if the only political pushback against Nigel Farage's plans to mass deport hundreds of thousands of our neighbours, friends, family and colleagues didn't just come from a handful of backbench MPs and one regional mayor

Arsenal forced Manchester City to make 60 clearances in this match. That’s is the most ever in the FBref database by a comfortable margin where the previous high was 53 (2016), 46 (2014), 45 (2017), 45 (2016), 40 (2017).

Just Davis doing a Madness. Eagles find a way to win

Eagles stink at the moment. Nothing going right. Siriani needs to reset during the break

Pep’s done a number on us.

Immigration is the cornerstone of the UK. We need it, we benefit from it and we should mark it with a public holiday (in my opinion). Street Parties welcoming our neighbours. How lovely would that be?

When Rishi Sunak made the Vaccine deal with Moderna as Chancellor, he had up to £530m invested in Moderna. Now Michelle Mone is desperately bringing it up. Like if you want Mone on trial. RT if you want them both facing the music.

One listen: straight in [matchday playlist] open.spotify.com/track/2EySEY...

Carlsberg doesn’t do Irony but if it did…

Black Rabbit seems to try and intersect Ozark, The Bear and The Sopranos and I’m up for it

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Don’t mess with tea drinkers

Private Eye nails it again.

I recommended Co-Op legal services to my Mum to sort my Dads probate. THE WORST customer service ever. Their strategy as far as I ca. Make out is: Do nothing. Dodge phone calls. Do more of nothing. Make excuses. Hide. So sad for Mum. The agony of loss compounded by seeming callous indifference

Just a nod to Educating Yorkshire for the bit of Vini Reilly guitar incidental music. Nice one!

The punchline at the end of First Dates on C4 just now

In which the richest man in the world tries to incite turmoil, fear and loathing in my city from the safety of his fortified home thousands of miles away. The pathetic little coward. Also why are these patriots being directed by an American? Can't they organise their own fist fight?

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For the Britain media the frisson of a street full of fascists is far greater than people protesting for human rights or climate change. They desire mayhem

I think that this would have been a harder game for Arsenal with Nuno in charge; compared with the way Ange has gone about it. No new manager bounce for NFFC. But the one bright spot for them: Elliot Anderson is a tremendous player

I do enjoy it when “Are you Tottenham in disguise?” gets rolled out

No complaints so far about this ref. Makes a change

Simple.

I like Murillo. Hope it’s not too serious.

What. A. Volley. Zubimendi

Same shoulder for Ødegaard

Stunned to discover that gun enthusiasts are more likely than liberal trans activists to shoot people, who'd have thought

I’m sure there’ll be corrections in equally prominent positions in each of these papers, yeah?

For the avoidance of doubt, Zack and The Green Party: - have no connections with Peter Thiel, Palantir or Peter Mandelson - have no connections with Dominic Cummings, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss or Leo Docherty - have no connections with Jeffrey Epstein, Elon Musk or Donald Trump

Are you still talking about Tyler Robinson?

Stop doing new families on Gogglebox

If Labour won’t rejoin the EU then I can never vote for them again. I don’t give a toss about “tactics” anymore. It got us a government that is virtually indistinguishable from The Tories. My vote goes GREEN: every time

Looking at how impressive Onana was when he arrived; it’s an indictment of Manchester United’s management of players that he leaves the club to ply his trade in the Turkish top flight