Team USA hockey champs Jack and Quinn Hughes, Hilary Knight and Megan Keller joined Connor Storrie for his SNL monologue

Four Olympic gold medalists from Team USA hockey—Hilary Knight, Megan Keller, and brothers Jack and Quinn Hughes—joined Connor Storrie on SNL, with Knight playfully addressing the spotlight on the men’s team.

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead, Iranian state media reports.

JUST IN: Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead, Iranian state media reports. (AP)

“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”

Truly insane spin. I bet he'll add this to his list of wars he supposedly "ended."

The significance of this is often underestimated.

Hegseth was reportedly live posting on Signal.

Trump's makeshift Situation Room looked more like a child's blanket fort.

I thought I’d be tired of the Rubio couch memes by now, but nope.

But Hillary had a server

remember when we had a functioning Congress? me neither

While our American military risks their lives in a war with Iran that trump just started, the WH press account shows trump asleep at Mar A Lago with a black curtain up for a meeting that is supposed to be secured Holy Fuck

Trump is sounding. Kinda like an Iranian Ayatollah

“Mr. President, we have launched a war in the Middle East with complex regional implications, can we go to the White House Situation Room?” “We have a Situation Room at home.” The Situation Room at home:

Donald Trump now claims Khamenei is dead. Blah blah. Peace through illegal bombings. Blah blah.

it was all smooth sailing after this, right?

So we’re just going to spend billions in bombs, kill the Ayatollah, temporarily degrade their military, then walk away and hope they learned their lesson? That’s the plan?

Israeli officials say the Ayatollah Khameimi, Iran’s Supreme Leader, has been killed. If so, expect a wider conflict and the holy war that Christian extremists like Hegseth want.

How it started. How it's going.

CONGRESS declares war. NOT President tRumpstein.

The U.N. Security Council, at the request of France, will hold an emergency meeting on Iran at 4 p.m. Eastern time.

The lies these shameless, dishonest assholes told us about how voting for Donald Trump would be voting for no new wars. Well, we are now in a new war with Iran—just to distract from Trump's pedophilia.

There better be a damn good reason an elementary school was designated as a military target. To be clear, it's a war crime to use non-military targets like a school as a shield for military forces. So if Iran did that, I expect to see some damn good evidence demonstrating that was the case.

"THE PEACE PRESIDENT"

I really hope that every single person who was so stupid they believed his lies about ending wars in the middle east feels so much shame and regret, they collapse into a singularity. We told you so. We fucking told you so.

No doubt Mike Johnson hasn’t seen the war.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

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Killing schoolgirls in Operation Le Epic Bacon so people forget about the dead economy and the president's pedophile best friend for ten minutes.

This war is dumb and illegal

Trump in 2024: I am proud to be the only president in decades who did not start a new war. Everyone said "he's gonna start a new war."

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QTP with your favorite Princess Zelda! (Wrong answers only)

Tulsi literally sold shirts

The Co-President of the United States

You can just say things.

“The Congress shall have Power … To declare War” —U.S. Constitution, Article I, section 8

Welp

Welp.

If Trump can declare war without congressional authorization, then Congress has effectively disbanded itself.

oh I see the board of peace has declared war

Note that Trump is claiming this is about regime change. Only ... he never actually changed regimes in VZ.

BREAKING NEWS. During Ramadan, Donald Trump has launched major attack on Iran. “We may have casualties”

BREAKING. The United States is now at war with Iran

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