I saw something similar in the game my kid’s team lost 20-0 today

The 39° dew point is perfect. Fuck humidity.

I’ve had a headache for like a month. That’s probably not good, right?

Not sure why, but making women wear masks for “safety” while pitching in softball has a sexist vibe to it. Don’t come at me with oh the mound is closer. I’m fairly certain the reaction time of 20 feet when a ball is coming at you over 100 mph is negligible.

Is there a reason why Lithuania has no points? Was he that bad? #Eurovision

And now Billy Joel for some reason? #Eurovision

TIL that Volare was sung on Eurovision in 1958.

I’m calling that band the Finnish GWAR. #Eurovision

I appreciate the Paul Stanley star on this kid’s face. #Eurovision

My prediction is that either France or Greece wins. #Eurovision

NYT confirms — with new details: Last year, Navy SEALs used two boats to escort Kash Patel and nine others on what a Pentagon email called a 'VIP Snorkel' next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of the U.S.S. Arizona. One Navy vet called the swim "horrifying."

Ok, I legitimately like this song from France. It’s like pop opera? Popera. #Eurovision

I see the UK understood the assignment. 🤣 They won’t win, but this entry is hilarious and confusing and I love it. #Eurovision

I appreciate the witchcraft vibe of the Croatia entry. #Eurovision

Wasn’t sure about the Bulgaria entry in the little preview thing, was way wrong. This is wonderful chaos. #Eurovision

16 MAY 1776, WILLIAMSBURG, VIRGINIA: A public celebration is held in honor of yesterday’s vote by the provincial convention to instruct Virginia’s Continental Congress delegates to move to declare independence:

Me watching the Czechia entry: “You know, if you’re going to be on TV, you should probably iron your shirt.” #Eurovision

Ooh. Maltese cowboy? Is that correct if you’re from Malta? #Eurovision

The Serbia entry using Excalibur as a mic stand! Bravo! Love it. #Eurovision

Ballad = bathroom break #Eurovision

Gangnam Style by Psi. (Little Greek alphabet joke for you, there. No, you resign.) #Eurovision #Greece

No idea what’s going on, but the Greece entry is like an 8-bit video game and I’m here for it. This is like dance chaos and I love it. #Eurovision

If your performance leaves me confused, you've understood the assignment and I appreciate your effort. #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest

The Albania entry is exactly what I love about #Eurovision Hella cheesy, over the top drama. The guy has a good voice too.

It's HERE ⏰ It's NOW 🎬 It's the Grand Final of the 70th Eurovision Song Contest streaming live on YouTube 🫶 Remember to make YOUR voice heard by casting YOUR vote at esc.vote www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYEI...

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Look, as much as I would love for a woman to be President, it is not going to happen in my lifetime. The US has a huge misogyny problem that it doesn’t even acknowledge. Why the hell do you think women chose the bear‽

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“I’m just so goddamn fed up with all this,” Gina Small, 29, said in a comment on the U.S. economy that one of her friends assumed was about the world’s ongoing humanitarian crises, another friend thought was about the weaponization of America’s military against its own people.

The maker of jets that crashed and killed everyone onboard and the carmaker fined tens of millions for mishandled recalls have suddenly decided to sponsor their top regulator's reality show purely for the love of the open road www.wsj.com/business/boe...

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still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

What the shit?

It’s been awhile, so who wants a #bloomscroll? First up, volunteer wild evening primrose. These really like gravel.

Are you fucking kidding me‽ 🤬

Hey, so this stupid thing I made? The dialing portion of it is actually a @firebot.app plugin. Yes, I wrote a plugin for Firebot to generate dial and touch tones. It might be the stupidest piece of software I've ever written. Which is saying something. Here's the source. github.com/zunderscore/...

Jonny Cash did not shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die only for you to settle for morgan wallen

I am NOT paying $200 to sit in the nosebleeds to see Lenny Kravitz or literally anyone else.

Yeah. That Yahoo visiting anywhere is not breaking news. Stop interrupting Jeopardy.

The CDC has notified CDPH of a fifth California resident who may have been exposed to Andes hantavirus linked to the MV Hondius outbreak. Risk to the public remains low. Learn more: www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/OPA... [1/6]

California! Write to your assembly member and let them know you support state workers being able to work remotely. We don’t need all that extra traffic and pollution in Sacramento. Plus the work life balance of remote work helps women out immensely. Mention AB 1729.

TIL a baby loon is called a loonlet

So this made my day!

Due process is the single most important right you have, because it's the one that protects all the others. No one has ever had their civil rights violated, their rights to life and liberty violated, without their right to due process being violated FIRST. It's why protecting it is so important.

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A couple (20s?) wearing matching black and white plaid shirts, jeans and shaved heads are holding hands and skipping across a street. Laughing at their own goofiness as they disappear through the door of a bubble tea cafe. (1)

It’s the 1970s all over again! 🤣

Please. Billionaires don’t even pay taxes. How is making them actually pay taxes going to hurt me? Oh. They will leave? Fine. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out to a state with shitty weather.

OMFG, I completely forgot about Eurovison!

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