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“Hot flashes only last a few seconds to a few minutes.” Me: Laughs/cries in #perimenopause

If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until I tell you about assault rifles

Wait, what‽ 😳 Ugh, gross. I never really paid close attention to this rapture stuff because it sounds like nonsense and feels like something a cult believes in.

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

If toilet paper in a public restroom is free, menstrual products and diapers should also be free.

Again, the yahoo clearly has early stage dementia or something. I’m just saying… Of course he could just be that dumb, pathetic, and feeble minded too.

Wordle 1,557 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket.

This is what I think of when I hear this rapture stuff. youtu.be/By0j8cybo7g?...

The train grandpas married collectible grandmas and here we are...

So has Australia been raptured or what?

Vice President Harris tells @maddow that Trump is "a tyrant who's using the federal government to execute his whim and fancy because of a fragile ego."

Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over. Congratulations, America.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Look, I would much rather be left on earth if the alternative is spending eternity with a bunch of yahoos and no pets.

Those were the ramblings of a man with dementia. I mean…right?

So obviously that yahoo has dementia, right? I’m just saying that nonsense that came out of his mouth made no sense.

Breaking: This day will never end.

OMG. It’s not even 1 PM yet! 😭🙃

You know, it’s not like I’m half-assing this, I am actually trying my best despite the fuck-ups.

“Most of the power of authoritarianism is freely given.”

Earth, Wind & Fire’s cover of Got to Get You Into My Life by the Beatles is better than the original.

Free from your local library!

Lots of shrugging in soccer no matter what country it’s being played in.

I remember having to explain to an adult why I, as an adult, like to watch other adults play video games online. I compared it to watching sports. I can play sports, but I also take joy in watching people who play them way better than I do. 🤷‍♀️☺️🙃

Not sure how men can watch this commercial for Xiaflex… Side effects include: Penile fracture? A popping sound or sensation! Gah! That freaks me out and I don’t even have a penis.

This humidity can fuck right off. No one invited you here.

You don't have to mourn people who despised you and wanted terrible things to happen to you. Hard to believe that this needs to be said but apparently it does.

Happy Earth Wind & Fire Day to those who celebrate! youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...

More evidence for the Hague. 🤷‍♀️

Watching this Bundesliga game and I’m fairly sure there’s no advertisements for sports betting and no sponsorship on the jerseys.

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

Inside every transphobe is also a raging misogynist

Aren’t dragons technically people who hoard too much wealth? Like the current billionaire robber barons? 🧐

It is? I will probably still have to go to work though. 😭😤🧐

So that yahoo in charge basically has dementia, right?

I guess it’s a good thing I never got into Tiktok.

Is that demon going to help me save big money? Honestly, I loved Menards. It’s one of the things I miss about the Twin Cities.

Crap. If there’s a La Niña weather pattern does that mean it’s going to be a warm winter because no thank you.

September in NorCal is basically still summer, but it just gets dark at 7 and I have to get up before the sun rises.

Who is the nicest or kindest celebrity you ever met? For me it was Wilson Cruz—I met him at a comic book convention and he was incredibly sweet and humored me while I raved about his various important roles and then he gave me a big hug. He smelled amazing, too.

Still not sure how that’s a foul and not incidental contact, but whatever. I don’t understand soccer.

Either we have autonomy over our own bodies or we are not full citizens. Full stop.

These Brentford uniforms make them look like UPS delivery people.

I seriously need to replenish my electrolytes after I get a shower. Why a shower triggers a hot flash is beyond me. Even a cold shower does it. I hate it.

I am looking for a comforter for the guest bedroom and I'm sorry what monster did this

We really need fewer cowards in Congress.

I’m just going to sit in front of this fan all day because no one wants to study #perimenopause

All I want for Christmas is a way to never have hot flashes again. 😭🥵😥😓