Out shopping for barbecue ingredients this morning, in advance of the big match? Which team will triumph? Who will sally forth towards ultimate championship? That’s right: Only Connect returns on Monday night 8pm on BBC Two

When I was at uni, a guy in a pirate costume doing a stupid pirate voice ran for student union president. At all the debates, he ran rings around the other candidates. All his daft jokes were clearly based on an intricate knowledge of the real issues on campus. He won with a massive landslide.

I loathe the cult of the car.

Such a fun show, silly and nerdy with some great folks.

Thank you to Natalie @discopigeon.bsky.social for today's #FoxOfTheDay - keep them coming !

"You did not paddle through the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to participate in a national metaphor. To you, this was not a site of national remembrance, civic pilgrimage, or the weigh-in for a nationally televised cage match bloodsport. It was simply water."

I like this philosophy too!

Horsepower is a cool unit of measurement. More stuff should be measured in horse units. How tall is your building, in horsetower?

Ooooh, we've got this notion That we'd quite like to sail the ocean So we're building a big boat to leave here for good. We're not keen on sinking So we're all sitting here a thinking 'Cause we built it too big and we've run out of wood.

Interestingly, a lot of languages borrowed their word for "boat" from English. I wonder why that is. Is it because the English were always travelling around by boat? 🤔

Good morning , and thank you to Sue King on Facebook for today's #FoxOfTheDay !

I thought having a bunch of letters after your name brought prestige, but it turns out "PhD" and "ADHD" get wildly different reactions.

A new classic just dropped.

Just when the world needed them most, they came back!

T H U R S D A Y

This is Chootie. He looks like a dog, but from one of those 15th century paintings done by someone who had only ever heard about dogs. 12/10 (IG: chootieboy)

This is Baker. He dances when it’s dinner time. 14/10 top-tier tippy taps #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: bakerbarnes)

We're heartbroken to hear the news we have lost our dear Anthony Head. Many of you will know him in the Doctor Who episode School Reunion. Outside of Doctor Who he was in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Ted Lasso, Little Britain and much more. He will be missed greatly. #AnthonyHead

Thrilled to be involved in this!

Is it really Pride Month if gay people don’t get it off work?

Happy pride month! The world may be an omnishambles, but we can still be whimsical!

This hurts all of us! Let people pee! As someone around the same height as @raindovemodel.bsky.social this is relatable content. Also please make bathroom stalls taller! I don't want to look over the door. youtube.com/shorts/_1KWb...

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Good morning , and thank you Janet Harbon for today's #FoxOfTheDay

No one with a penis that small need that much ballroom.

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So excited for both the location and the guest! Should be a great season!