What kind of military parade do you buy for the boy who has everything?

Americans are entitled to and should demand better than this from the President of the United States.

More lost American business; more lost American jobs.

The word "reporter" doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Elon Musk’s young DOGE goons have made yet another tech blunder as they launched untested software, crashing the Social Security website.

We know. We know. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The way people act like they won’t actually cut Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security gives similar vibes to when they acted like they wouldn’t actually overturn Roe Stop underestimating them

The US has become a lawless Country Governed by a Crime Syndicate.

Cutting $880 billion from Medicaid is going to have a lot of devastating consequences for a lot of people

Hey kid, you have 1 week to tell me what it is that you do here.and if you don't repond, then you’re out of the family.

After DOGE. severely cut their budget, the Department of Fairy Tales has announced that it is now Goldilocks and the two bears.

Wut?

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

Donald Trump on Gaza: "There is nothing to buy. It's a war-torn area, we're gonna take it. We're gonna hold it, we're gonna cherish it." “I will love him and squeeze him and call him Gaza”

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

I see that Melania chose to wear her Hamburglar hat to honor the criminals in the nation--and next to her.

Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub

The sad reality is, the overwhelming majority of Americans don't know there's a voter for the Speaker going on, don't care & won't be able to name him after the vote. This is what happens in a country where civics education is no longer universal. Its absence lets darkness settle in over democracy.

Nancy Mace stole my tablecloth.

Let's have an FBI director who looks like a crazed hypnotist said no one ever.

Jimmy Carter built houses and Donald Trump builds walls.

I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”. Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

This cover is more like it.

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This is what I expect someone named Luigi Magione to look like.

The son of bitch finally figured out a way for you and I to pay for his fucking lawyer.

I will not be watching Elon Musk's Christmas special, a Very Apartheid Christmas

Before they became ass-kissing sycophants, Trump’s cabinet picks used to speak the truth about him.

This

JOSEPH: got any rooms INNKEEPER: no JOSEPH: i want to see your manager INNKEEPER: okay but i think it’s pronounced “manger”

Pete Hegseth, nominee for Sec Def: - zero experience - his own mother will not endorse him - not a single reputable member of the military has come forward to support his nomination - has a history of sexual assault, financial mismanagement and being drunk on the job You're all caught up.

Four score and seven fries ago...

Deep frying is the only way to kill all of the turkey brain worms.

Well played. And frighteningly accurate.

This is the war on Christmas.

Lumberjackasses

The wax statue of Donald Trump in Madame Tussaud's wax museum looks more alive than the real one.

Legolis has really let himself go.

It should be emphasized just how obscene the Gaetz nom is. He's unqualified, unfit, & was recently investigated for sex trafficking. He faces accusations of paying for sex & sexual misconduct w/ a minor. That there's even a chance he gets confirmed as the top law enforcement official is shameful.

Madame Toussaud is getting lazy in her old age.

Colby, Kansas is a small town, but now there's a creepy corn Jesus to greet you.

Me during Trump's inauguration

Me during Trump's inauguration

Polio waiting for R.F.K. to be appointed.

This is the New York Post talking, not the New York Times. 😳

Donald Trump has announced that he will now be the second President to serve non consecutive terms, the only other one being Grover from Cleveland.