you will not be the hero of the story you will not be remembered no one will give a fuck your sacrifice is inconsequential, unless it isn't and it will only be inconsequential because of the sacrifice of others who will be similarly unremembered you do it anyway there are no stars of this show

Here is a photo of a trans non-binary biologist (me) holding a bird (Eastern Towhee) that is likely a bilateral gynandromorph-- a fusion of cells with female-type chromosomes and cells with male-type chromosomes in one bird! Biological sex and human gender diversity is real and wonderful ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

… Omega Steak Knife. #OFMD #Ofmdnsfw #IzzyHands #Steakknife #NsfwArt

as always i know izzy is straight up cumming in his jorts just from eating eds pussy

sprizzy thought: izzy & lucius are on a long train ride, and they each finish the book they brought long before they arrive. so they decide to switch. thus, lucius learns he’s kind of really into whatever gore fest orgy of a thriller izzy brought, and izzy ends up sobbing over lucius’ romance novel

jim is up late on the porch, cleaning their shotgun, waiting for ed to bring izzy back from their date

you have got to be kidding me

second test but with the edited pic (do they think ice cream is s3xual?!?!)

im testing something because 2 diff platforms have incorrectly flagged my art (this specific art and one edited!) as sexual when it is very clearly not. after this i will post the edited pic that has ice cream in the background and see if that makes a difference.

he does it on purpose i swear to fuck

Ol Jack has some advice to ring in the New Year: "Make sure you take a shit on December 31st. You don't want to bring last year's shit into 2025." #JackOffWeek

i still gotta do the background but here are Sticky Bun and Honey Bun :) 🐝🍯🤎💛 (took me 5.5 hrs 🥲)

I've had a lousy day, and this video makes me smile. So I give to you, @therealcononeill.bsky.social wearing a floppy bunny hat ❤️ #gcc #ofmd

Thanks Pinterest

#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMD

my name is izzy hands, yo 😡 my husband is edward teach, yo 😡 do NOT sell rhino horn to my husband 😡

i know this is mainly an ofmd account but yall know i love strawberry shortcake and making ss original characters and making them makes me happy so i wanna share my new OC idea. i’ll probably draw these soon!

i do not support botdf in the slightest but that used to he my shit and i wish i could make an ofmd edit to Yo Ho… any other old rawr XD scenie weenies relate?

okay i do think getting izzy pregnant could fix him if it came w the robust support of the crew and like actually being forced to put his feet up #getizzypregnant

I just think it’s unbelievable that Izzy was like that on calypsos birthday and no one got him pregnant.

Izzy is fucked by everyone on the ship so when he’s pregnant he has to do Mama Mia! about it #getizzypregnant

these are dark times

FUCK YOU SUBWAY

too tired to live today

Izzy's not pregnant Yet but he will be soon. The crew are tying him down to a breeding bench and taking turns to make sure he takes as many loads as possible #getizzypregnant

Clearing out my bad site bookmarks... #ConONeill from the C2E2 acct 2022 era ❤️

Blep

first time actually drawing backgrounds

Tonight, Jack's holding the pregnancy test under Izzy's piss stream. He shakily puts the test on the toilet paper Izzy put on the counter. Izzy allows Jack to wipe him, and he gets up and washes his hands. Jack's still kneeling in front of the toilet. Izzy sits down on the lid (1)

Roumnd #GetIzzyPregnant

Seeing a lot of different parents for the #getizzypregnant baby and I hope Izzy is receiving a lot of child support 😳

anyways #getizzypregnant pregnant izzy sittingn on stedes face is this anything. stedes entire field of view is just tummy. also izzy is sore and grumpy and he’s being VERY mean (gone sexual)

Happy Day 1 of #GetIzzyPregnant weekend! Chapter 1 of the short fic I wrote for this is up! ♥️ AND we have this LOVELY illustration I commissioned to @starryredcat.bsky.social Thank you so so much🥰

mama a papor with love and acceptance behind YOU

Put her in a stupid hat

this reminded me of one of my favorite shows growing up. the cartoon factory with jim gilbert 🥺 i fucking loved that guy. that show was so peaceful. i remember watching it in the mornings on PBS. i.ytimg.com/vi/uAxDdc7Il...

i cant sleeeep

🥺💕🍼🐴 baby izzy hooves!!!! im gonna edit them together soon

“This isn’t over” “good, because I rather enjoyed it” I can’t believe they didn’t fuck I can’t believe it fr

1st drawing of Izzy Hooves 😜⚔️ more to come! 🍼🐴💕

sketchin 👀

kinda unwoke of you to try and stop me from breeding the old men

izzy hands CUTE NIPPLES!!!!!!

hey gang i know times are hard for everyone rn, but at the risk of halfway d0xxing myself, i am throwing this here gofund.me/ce31485b

izzy canyon more like papor boys