(solemnly) You've had mail.

on one hand, oomfs and the rollout. on the other, the news.

FUCK ICE FOREVER

You'd think with a name like Listeria Meatballs and Sauce, it would flag food safety before hitting the market

Why are they always so close yet so far?

I used to have a nail polish that exact pink. I loved it so much 😩

With government funding set to expire Tuesday, Speaker Johnson refuses to bring the House back. He knows seating Adelita Grijalva, just elected in Arizona, would trigger a vote on the Epstein Files. Putting politics ahead of governing is reckless and wrong.

Cool and normal

some people compare us to qanon with all of the clues we find and tying them to other clues but I'm sorry no swiftie or gaylor has made ai videos of the president announcing a secret scifi fishtank healing bed and claiming they'll be accessible to every american that are then shared by potus

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

it’s fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country

Me: “A 100% tariff on pharmaceuticals will put disabled lives at risk” Him: “But it’ll be good in the long run because drugs will be cheaper” Me: “And in the short term? What happens to those who can’t afford their meds?” Him: “I guess they die.” This is what happens when eugenics is normalized.

Inspired by @therestaurant.swifties.social , @princearik9031.bsky.social and I made these for dinner last night

What To Know About ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-official-release-party-of-a-showgirl/

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Down Bad jumpscare in the show I'm watching

Shanah Tova Umetukah and Happy Bi Visibility Day! 🍎🍯 🩷💜🩵

a donut shop asked one of our local facebook groups what everyone's favorite donut shop is and out of probably 100 comments, I think one (1) said their shop

Two teams went into this 0-2. Someone had to win.

Spent yesterday packing up bundles of red cards to go out in orders. 💪 Learn more or print them here: www.ilrc.org/red-cards-ta... Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.

I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm Tear gas is an abortifacient. When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby. The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since. Horror movie stuff.

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the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”. They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left. This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...

ah, well

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

It's the fact that the FCC chairman tweeted cheering after Kimmel was pulled that gets me the most right now.

what in the world

Please get out of my walls, Merriam-Webster.

chat is it common for the county attorney to have a national press conference with all the charges and evidence against a suspect, potentially poisoning an entire jury pool in a death penalty case?

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

Glad the vice president of the United States, whose salary my taxes fund, is using his position to *checks notes* attack me on the Charlie Kirk show.

I hope I can live long enough to see Stephen Miller prosecuted, convicted, and sentenced for his numerous crimes against humanity. I hope we can all see him sniveling and crying as he's taken to prison.

No really, I am s h o c k e d

I am genuinely confused by all this pageantry. He was not an elected official. I cannot think of another time a regular citizen being killed garnered this response. It’s perverse.

VERY Rabbi Shmuley thing to do

This explains it better than I can

If you don't keep at least a vague eye on some of these names, you need to.

there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.

Excellent response from Hasan Piker, who was scheduled to debate Charlie Kirk in two weeks. On his stream he said: “The reverberation of people seeking out vengeance in the aftermath of this violent, abhorrent incident is going to be genuinely worrisome.” Also talked about his own vulnerability

So... Aktion T4. You're explicitly calling for Aktion T4.

I'm really pissed but completely unsurprised that there are already statements from POTUS and VP but when sitting reps were killed in Minnesota? 🦗🦗

took a nap because of pain and woke up just in time for a ton of push notifications

she's such an embarrassment

Lil Nas X faces felony charges of "battery" against an officer from an arrest during a mental health crisis in late August. I wrote about my family member's experience with police being sent during mental health episodes—still common for wellness checks—and how it ruined their life. @teenvogue.com

This is the official spokesperson for the White House, stating that the President hopes to deploy the United States military to occupy every city controlled by the political party that opposes him. Explicitly.

- "it's a hoax!" - "democrats didn't care about pedophiles before, why care about this one?" - "it's fake!" - "bill clinton is in the book, too!" do they not realize that these statements contradict each other