"We should be able to make sure no kid goes hungry, and that everyone has healthcare" "yea right, where are we gonna get the money from that" "We could tax the rich?" The Rich: "Lol what good would my money do?" Select poor people, for some reason: "Yea, let's not tax them! They earned that"

23XI having an absolutely killer year

IT'S HEIM TIME!!!!!!!

Just tuning in to the NASCAR race... SVG is out?!

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani announces a ticker-tape parade and City Hall ceremony honoring the New York Knicks on Thursday, June 18

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Knicks win first NBA title since 1973 with 94-90 victory over Spurs in Game 5.

New York about to spontaneously combust

The irony is palpable.

Fuck Wemby

Excuse me, mr. "Brain Damage caused me to be republican", shut the fuck up.

Hahahahaha no thank you

Best thing about Mamdani is that he's one of the only Democrats who understands you can just do things

Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:

how it started:

Wow

OG Anunoby they will write stories about you

Literally cannot believe this comeback lol

"alright, let me tune in to see how the knicks are doing"

hey @mikiesherrill.bsky.social ... What the actual fuck?

Tonight's word of the night: Manufactured.

Cautions, so hot right now.

78's biggest issue has got to be it's wheel coming off. Generally speaking, you don't want that to happen. #NASCAR

Holy shit, what a finish!

My Indy 500 feed (from Fox Sports) stopped, then when I pressed play again it's in a different language... So that's fun...

Cautions, so hot right now.

"Why does death steal life? Why does, why does death steal life? Oh my, my God Why does death steal light? Why does, why does death steal light? Oh my God"

Stephen, now that your contract with CBS is officially over, we wanted to personally send you this letter about why we think you should partner with the MeidasTouch Network.

The final two paragraphs in this piece

Kyle Busch, NASCAR great and 2-time Cup Series champion, dies at 41 after illness

What the fuck

Is it 1am and do I have work in the morning? absolutely. But when else am I gonna do a deep dive of Jack White's work?

Turns out me and @kumail.bsky.social have VERY similar internet habits.

Results Age xkcd.com/3245/

"Alex, you must fuck yourself" - @kumail.bsky.social

@troyhunt.com In the redesign for HIBP, it seems like the password checker page decided to streamline information, which has led to it not being clear (at all) that the passwords entered are never leaving the device and don't get sent. I was expecting at least a hyperlink to your blog post but there

"Noah, when do you want to release your album?" "Well, people seem to associate me the most with the fall...so, idk..let's say late April?"

Staying indoors today (marijuana berzerker day) for my safety. Suggest you do the same.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

I still think it's a crime we didn't get more seasons of the Get Down

Been rewatching Cowboy Bebop, and got a little inspired

I want all of my tax money to go to space missions, libraries, and health care

Been rewatching Cowboy Bebop, and got a little inspired

ROSARIO!

I've never been more relieved for TACO Tuesday

If you are unaware of Puddles, you should get acquainted. Such an excellent cover

Are we winning yet?