@soozuk.bsky.social Sooooooooooz, sorry if I've missed this elsewhere, but will there be a 'stenders primer this year?

Do you know what they call Ving Rhames' character in Pulp Fiction in Paris?

I'm not saying I'm old, but they patted down 10 lads in front of me in the queue for Kneecap and just waved me through.

The Royal Family slowly removing titles from Prince Andrew and looking round at the British public for approval like an audience on The Price is Right.

Me being an #afcb fan most of the time: *tumbleweed* Me missing one match against Fulham: tens of messages from mates who support other teams saying what a great game it was and how much I must have enjoyed it.

Blue and yellow paint for the roundabouts tomorrow? #rydercup

Can I surprise you? I'm all for the dartsification of golf.

The kids get it.

The only rapture I'm interested in today. open.spotify.com/track/1bKffB...

I bet the Germans have a word for the anxiety I get from all the algorithms promoting apps to deal with burnout 24/7.

Make a band singular. A seagull.

Make a band singular. Belle.

Once again I am pinning my hopes on Bill Foley's Black Knight Football Club to lift my mood this weekend. I've missed it #afcb

Stating the obvious, but Carlos Alcaraz is a beautiful fella isn't he? #usopen

The BBC lineup graphics for today's #WSL match were a disgrace. For reference, half of the Arsenal side aren't in their positions. Last year's WSL player of the season, an attacking midfielder, is at centre back. A centre back is up front. The left hand side is made up of their two centre mids.

@footballcliches.bsky.social Sorry if this is a bit '2 Good, 2 Bad' but someone encouraged Liverpool from the crowd/sidelines on about 41 mins and it sounded exactly like Sean Dyche.

@footballcliches.bsky.social Drury just described Sesko as 'six foot five and plenty' having described Gyokeres as 'six foot and plenty' earlier on. Surely this is the height equivalent of 'he's 28 until be becomes 29'.

Where's the interview saying he chose the 18 to follow in the footsteps of Jason Tindall? #afcb

Trying to sign a six-foot winger? Sean O'Driscoll could get you two for that size #afcb

You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason

More Gillingham than Inter for me, Clive

Friends fear he's watching the Self Esteem Glastonbury set for the 1000th time before it leaves iplayer tomorrow.

I realise subediting is dead, but the headlines on the Sky Sports website are an utter mess.

Can we start calling Think Tanks, Billionaire Lie Machines? Because that is what they are.

Self Esteem soundtracking a montage featuring Lucy Bronze smashing a penalty in. Good job it was after the watershed.

Lucia Roberta Tough Bronze ❤️

Exceptional defensive performance from Sweden in the opening half hour.

Massive respect to whoever's job it is to write some poetic nonsense that doesn't just say 'red and black stripes again'. #afcb

Michael Vaughan almost quoting the IRA there.

EASY #EngNed

Ooh, they'll be sending the keeper up and conceding in no time. #afcb

Quite happy with this.

Well, here’s a fact about the canoe guy (it was actually a kayak) that I did not know👇

I've either watched or listened to that Self Esteem Glastonbury set four times. It's perfect.

Palestine Action never carried out or threatened to carry out any violent action, and yet are now a ’terrorist organisation’. Meanwhile, the Spectator…

David Lammy: "We must also praise the courage of ordinary Russians taking to the streets of Moscow, St Petersburg and beyond under the threat of repression to show their opposition to this despot"

"This is not a conflict. This is not a war. It's not an escalation of violence. It is intentional ethnic cleansing, which is entailing genocide, war crimes and crimes against humanity" Francesca Albanese at the UN HUman Rights Council this morning. 🎯

Characteristically light 6am commute reading.

Hopefully Labour come in for him too.

Just about to trim the beard I haven't cut for ages and will invariably have white bits underneath. The clippers are going to go too short, aren't they?

That end of Glastonbury feeling where I really want to watch live music and remember that 95% of the gigs within 50 miles of my house are tribute bands. Haven't been to a gig in forever.

That Kneecap set was sensational. Shame on those who tried to stop it.

Spent half the day singing 'I did Pat Butcher, I did Matt Baker, Douglas-Home and the family maker..'

Kerkez to Liverpool??? Didn't see that coming.

So Reebok now have contracts with the Israeli Football Association *and* Franchise FC? That's quite the vibe. Boycott.

Started watching The Gold cos @johnneptune.bsky.social keeps saying it's ace. It's ace.

These presents could not be any more me.

New HMHB is all I wanted and more. Love them dearly.