when im scrollin and see my own post on the timeline

my box of “kitchen decor” and it’s just various chicken-themed wares

hello

Order Up! 🍣 #pokemon #art

me vs this tub of ben and jerry’s

what do you mean salina estitties is going to be on big brother? 😭

matt smith end post

listifications is cancer

9pm quesadilla

will somebody please take me out back and shoot me if i make another purchase ever again

eating grapes

icon vs user

there’s something dark and evil and twisted about taylor swift’s wedding

I’m moving in just over a month and I haven’t packed anything yet and suddenly I’m stressed

icon vs user

i don’t need to check the score of the mexico england game bc my skyline is telling me all i need to know

did my nails but I can’t tell if they’re giving grandma?

sigh

possibly not hygienic... but can you blame her on a day like this?

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11:30pm and people are shooting fireworks literally a block away

it doesnt sound like fireworks are illegal in my city

arcanine and vaporeon ko-fi request!

Pride Forever #art #pride

wearing my loops earplugs and overheating at the function

drinking beer

my watery right eye vs my makeup

on the stairmaster watching joey chestnut pound down hot dogs

the sun witch ☀️

at the gym but I literally would rather be anywhere else

the 4th of july is the PERFECT time to criticize the country and government actually

leaving the house this weekend like

tonight’s plans: ❌ celebrate america ✅ go to a gay bar to watch rpdr all stars

happy birthday queen (nami)

my downstairs neighbor has been in jail since may and every once and awhile I check his online jail profile for fun

It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.

Sweetie no one cares

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

luffy was in my dream last night. idk what he was doing but he was there

please die already 🙏🙏🙏

does somebody know who i am

Hi

maybe it’s been so hot lately because the gates of hell are opening for Mitch McConnell

might mess around and rotate on my z-axis

at the gym fueled by kit kats and creatine

i just steeped it why the fuck would i spill it

this is what every remote work day looks like for me btw