To be clear, things aren’t going to get better if Trump dies. They will just be a different kind of awful. JD Vance is equally deranged.

Is it bad I find it kinda funny when Christians are mean about other flavors of Christians?

This was his family Christmas card. So I wouldn’t expect any different.

I hate to give Fox News any credit, but “Crude Intentions” is a hilarious title for this segment.

Just finished reading Project Hail Mary. Thoroughly unimpressed.

I engaged with this TERF…and have never regretted anything more. How far down the anti-trans rabbit hole do you have to be to believe that it is facist to say it’s bigoted to believe trans people deserve dignity?

Like an idiot, I started arguing with a TERF on here, and now I’m sad and exhausted.

Why is David French so annoying?

Why are we doing cruelty in scare quotes? Do better NPR. We bombed a school.

What are the odds the NYT has an article in the opinion section about how annoying the No Kings protest was?

Jesus Fucking Christ…. It’s so crazy to think there are people in power who are this dumb. I constantly forget there are real people who believe in evil magical beings.

I imagine that this is how Gina Raimondo inexplicably gets her name on these lists

Good cops equals yes the stripper really loves me.

Least shocking news of the day…. What is also not shocking is how mild the NYT’s language is when there is obvious racism and sexism running rampant in the executive.

Just finished Perdido Street Station by China Miéville and loved every minute of it!

Claiming there are good people who are cops is like claiming you love strip clubs because of the food is so good.

Dumbest thought to pop into Bret Stephens’s head since marrying Pamela Paul.

DHS was born the same year as American idol….abolish both!

Ice’s best and brightest guarding our airports. This guy seems like he definitely parks in the expectant mother spot at the mall.

This is the face of a man who certainly beat his wife within the last 72 hours.

The only qualification to speak at CPAC is being a convicted fraudster?

"It's not a lie if you believe it" -George Costanza

Well look on the bright side kids, Charlie Kirk is still dead.

He will probably get a pardon from Trump.

I got you fam. Now available in meme format:

Markwayne Mullin and Graham Planter are visually indistinguishable to me.

Here’s to hoping Markwayne Mullins’ hemorrhoids get infected.

As progressives, we need to organize and shift our energy into convincing John Fetterman that the voice in his head telling him that he should end it all is correct.

They’re making this too easy.

When you say “conflict,” do you mean the war and murder of innocent Iranians? Editors @theatlantic.com why are you like this?

How can you possibly think billionaires should exist after listening to this clown? Not only is his life view deranged and psychotic, he clearly lacks even a basic understanding of human history.

What truly infuriates me is not the idiocy of this article. And Jesus Fucking Christ, even for Matthew Yglesias, this article is idiotic. But it’s the fact that somehow every opinion piece the NYT has about the upcoming elections is already blaming Transkids for any Democratic losses.

Yes, there are some people I despise…David French is near the top of the list. The problem with our country is not polarization. The problem is that the Republican Party has come completely unhinged, and the Democratic Party has capitulated.

Just wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that Gavin Newsom still totally sucks.

Dear NYT, Please stop trying to give Pete Hegseth’s deranged worldview nuance. This man believes that if he kills enough Muslims, Jesus will come back. The only article you should be publishing about him is “Pete Hegseth is a lunatic and should be removed from office and tried for war crimes.”

I ate an edible about an hour ago. Then I read this. I am absolutely wrecked.

I don’t know which is less surprising: -The Jeff Bezos’ paper is opposed to a tax on billionaires -Megan McArdle writing some dumbass bullshit

I would rather wipe with sandpaper than continue to have to listen to Gavin Newsom pretend to not be a reactionary.

For fucks sake

How is this not disqualifying? Remember how Howard Dean’s career was ended because he yelled once?

There is a 90% chance that Kristi Noem is currently shooting a dog.

Doesn’t the homeland already feel more secure with the brave hero at the helm?

John Fetterman is an absolute dirtbag. Also, he looks like a………..nope, I’m not going to go there.

Look, I hope Talarico wins the general election. However, I’m annoyed and generally just don’t like the guy. I’ll get over it.

“What if we publish an article about the War in Iran by the guy who was consistently the most wrong about the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan?” -New York Times Editors

Am I losing my god damn mind? Netanyahu has been a far-right radical for his entire adult life. The Atlantic has completely lost the plot.

Only the best and brightest.

I am trying to stay positive in these dark times. I just keep reminding myself that William Rehnquist is still dead and still burning in hell. It helps.

The guy is a despot. why is everyone with any power pretending there's some grand strategy he forgot to tell them?