You know they were so proud of their “clever” wordplay.

5 minutes of an Econ 101 class would blow his fucking mind.

Schumer is also giving the middle finger to all Americans. His spineless helm at the head of the party has been defined by one concession after another to Trump and all his authoritarian policies.

"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now. #AccountabilityIsComing

Better late than never I suppose

How do I become a paid agitator? I’m sick of doing it for free.

By the end of the week the Trump administration will be fully supporting a repeal of the 2nd amendment.

“Scuffle”?? Kindly fuck off NYT.

Maybe it would look less like a Nazi coat if he weren’t the size of an average 8-year-old.

What if you dedicated your life to being a pawn in Peter Thiel’s diabolical quest for a Christian ethno-state?

George Carlin had it right--the police are not your friends. ACAB.

Surprise Surprise

I can’t believe the world is so upside down that state and local cops are looking like the good guys. To be clear, they are not the good guys, just different bad guys.

I said what I said.

I wonder how Bari Weiss will blame this on wokeness and antisemitism.

Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

If Gavin Newsom was a dessert he would be a cheese board.

Remember when everyone was mad at Obama for wearing a tan suit? “Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace.”

If Gavin Newsom was a restaurant he would be Blimpie.

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Gavin Newsom prefers oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip cookies.

In case you have not heard….. Gavin Newsom totally sucks.

Just checked….. Gavin Newsom still sucks

In case anyone forgot…. Gavin Newsom totally sucks

Good Morning! Friendly Reminder, Gavin Newsom still sucks.

Profiles in Courage

Imagine the level of brain rot that has led Ted Cruz to actively licking ass hole of Donald Trump.

Just a friendly reminder, Gavin Newsom totally sucks.

Maybe one of the worst VA politicians ever? Absolutely routed.

Tomorrow’s headline will most certainly be: *Breaking News* The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week is reported to have sometimes had 11 items in the 10-items-or-less check-out at the grocery store.

Is it too early to start a Never Newsom movement?

What world do you live in @chatterton.bsky.social ? Luigi is facing the death penalty, and there is still no accountability for healthcare CEOs. Renee Good is dead, and there is still no accountability for ICE.

I cannot imagine a duo whose combined work has less value.

“The Party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, essential command.” - George Orwell. 1984.

This isn’t going to go like he hopes it’s will.

Something that comes up a lot in my head.

Rage is the only appropriate response to ICE

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Trump’s callous indifference to any human life that is not fully allied to the MAGA movement should terrify every American. This man believes he is only responsible to himself and the hoard of white nationalists that follow him.

Imagining a guy named Rich carrying this around a bar wearing a top hat

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