Vance-Platner would slay with the fucked up views on women crowd

Platner is eminently qualified-to be a Republican.

When men say they hate women, we should believe them.

“”He said this a lot: If anybody ever broke in here, I would rape them,” she recalled, saying that he added that it would not be in “a sexual way, not in a gay way.” “He was like, I would rape them to show them that I’m dominant,” she said.”” Man just loves saying unhinged shit about rape.

Things I did not need to know from a political campaign: ""Graham has great sperm," Gertner said in the video. “The infertility was something that was part of my body.”"

You’ll never meet a smart cop.

Worst thing at U Chicago since John Ashcroft.

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

Rahm Emanuel is a malignant tumor on the Democratic Party.

You’ll never meet a smart cop.

Two exceptions: 1) Philadelphia sports team losing 2) Philadelphia sports team winning

The Minions cinematic universe has lasted four times longer than the confederacy.

This is the message. Any Democrat willing to sacrifice trans folks—especially kids—will sacrifice anything.

my favorite erick erickson moment is when he said that his family refused to eat asian food on the anniversary of pearl harbor to honor the tragedy. a reporter reached out to his mom to confirm whether this was true and she was like “i don’t know what the fuck he is talking about”

I will always take the lesser of two evils. But that doesn’t mean I have to pretend it’s not evil.

Yeah this is basically where I'm at. If I was in Maine I would rank basically everyone else above him in the primary and (unfortunately!) vote for him in the general.

A dumbass who will vote with Democrats or a psycho who will vote with Republicans. Not a hard choice!

1. Yes, he's going to be the Dem nominee for that senate race. 2. No, the write-in candidate does not have a real chance. Let it go. 3. Yes, I hope that he beats Collins because Collins regularly votes to make the world worse. 4. I do not understand the people of Maine, but good luck, people.

Every day it's like

Remember when she and Joe went and licked Trump’s boot and told us we needed to just work with him?

I wish we lived in a country where the White House Deputy Chief of Staff did not go on TV to crack bad transphobic jokes like he is at open mic night at JK Rowling’s comedy club.

Patti Smith playing the same festival as Insane Clown Posse has caused me great mental anguish.

“Without a doubt? — This is a dolphin fetus.” Your regular reminder that incel front figure, fascist Charlie Kirk was an idiot and a dumbass:

People on the right went wild over James Talarico saying that God is beyond gender, saying god is nonbinary or w/e. It reminded me of the time Charlie Kirk got backed into a corner by this college kid.

Threads isn't real. It's like a sleep paralysis demon. When you wake up it's not really there.

I wish Trump was a better cult leader, that way he could get a whole Jonestown situation going.

Some people call me heartless…. But I really do feel bad for that tumor that has to live inside Pam Bondi.

Platform to win the next 2 federal election cycles: 1. Medicaid for All 2. $24 minimum wage 3. Student loan forgiveness 4. Eliminate billionaires It’s just that simple.

It really must be scary for Thomas Chatterton Williams to see how quickly Tyler Austin Harper is replacing him as the most annoying person at the Atlantic.

Which three named pretentious Atlantic writer would you rather slap, Tyler Austin Harper or Thomas Chatterton Williams?

Even when talking about beer, Tyler Austin Harper is just the worst combination of smug and boring imaginable. “Miller Lite is a bad beer but an incredible beverage.”

I am going to make a Matt Walsh biopic and cast Idris Elba to play the lead.

Haven’t you done enough damage Debbie?

Huge Eugenia Potter Fan!

Trump’s habit of playful sexual harassment of younger men makes me think that his true calling is as the drag queen MC of a midsize city cabaret variety show.

Oh Jeffy…you misunderstand us. We are not going to double your taxes. We are going to take 90% of everything you have and then throw you in prison.

These are the same people who think it’s wrong to spend taxpayer money on healthcare.

I would like to cordially invite Bret Stephens to shut the fuck up. He is an absolute hack and an embarrassment.

Ed Gallrein looks like Dobby the Elf’s rapey uncle.

For fucks sake

Same

the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women

What really annoys me is that conservatives are being such ass holes about Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey that now I’m going to have to see it multiple times and give it rave reviews, whether or not it ends up being good.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I really do feel bad for Xi Jinping. Can you imagine having to spend this much time with Trump?

His flexes are getting more unhinged by the day. It’s crazy to see the President of the United States openly admire Kim Jong Un.

Mike Johnson always looks like the Keebler Elf fighting sexual assault allegations.

Just finished rereading Liu Cixin’s Three Body Problem.. I loved it even more the second time. Highly Recommend!

John Fetterman is a traitor. To his party. To his country. To humanity. Also, he looks like the bastard son of a goblin and a tractor supply mannequin.

I mean this with my whole heart, Jonathan Haidt is a twat.

USA! USA! USA!