Aquarium dates are so funny “baby can u take me to fish jail”

piss jorts

smoking a joint packed with covid

i put on deodorant every day because i hate women

corruption kink: unsupported file type

alright dykes, where are we buying straps from these days. I think it is finally Time

celebrating fucked up and evil friday by getting up to some fucked up evil shit after work (party planning)

Guy who hates when music is interesting:

i definitely need to make magfest happen next year

52 weekends is not enough weekends in a year this is so so fucked and no one is talking about it someone pay me a million dollars to hard reboot the gregorian calendar

I only “Hit the bong” because society has normalized violence that much

Pineys is my baby and I'm overjoyed that I can finally show people what it's going to look like. A strong first step in the journey toward feature film production!!

something i think i'm learning and taking strength from is that one of the clearest answers to the question "what do i do" is to just like, know and love your neighborhood

are bird girls the new meta - @legitneyhouston.bsky.social

girl with the sorest tits in the world )):

introduce yourself with: 1 movie 1 book 1 TV show 1 album

next friday (:

it is so important to be stupid sometimes

trans writing group was last night and just... godddamn. i am so proud of the incredible community of artists that we've brought together over the last six months.

three weeks til new hole consultation lfg

my friends are so unbelievably talented i dont understand how they make it through a day without their hearts bursting from their bodies

good morning bsky i hope that u realize u are an instrument of the universe and that the universe is music and storytelling and love and stretches of empty quiet punctuated with bursts of stellar energy

oh this might be the year that i finally make music

if this country wants to outlaw gac they gotta outlaw truck nuts and car bras too

i don't know how we ended up with the cutest cat in the entire world // this is actually crazy

telling myself "do it scared" as i stare down a toilet stall in a complicated outfit

got the surgery (that makes me poast good)

post nut calamity

if ur gay u have to participate in a superniche hobby. if u do nothing else that is okay, just make spaceships out of garbage, learn how to make tiramisu, play music on an instrument you know nothing about, get really into ducks

coffee from a blue-haired lesbian who could princess carry you

lesbian in a body-breaking kind of way

call me a cask of amontillado the way i'm getting bricked up

okay, what apps are we using to listen to podcasts, chat?

no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies

This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

if youre transgender you have to let others care about you. if you accomplish something else then good. but you have to let others care about you. 🏳️‍⚧️💜

gm bsky let's roast some fvcking coffee

hormone basement sequel

um, actually, im a part of the Pooping and Shitting Your Whole Pants community, and expecting me not to torpedo my jeans in public is turdphobic, actually,

slutty winter is the only way to survive this miserable-ass stretch of cold and dark

my trans writing collective is holding a reading in Baltimore on 1/23! wanna come see a bunch of cool trans people read original fiction and poetry? shoot me a dm (:

it has been really wonderful watching our kitties get along more and more with each passing month in our home (:

hey. hey. u should watch krystal swords tn

probably a typewriter, to leave little stupid notes into the afterlife ngl.link/lyrafromthed...

dye job every 6 months or so! conditioner whenever i get it wet, shampoo once weekly. after i get out of the shower while my hair is still wet i run a teensie bit of chief rocka through my curls, and scrunch the ends with curly magic, then diffuse blowdry on cold ngl.link/lyrafromthed...

Leer-uh (:

Can we get a boost and maybe some donations? It's cold over in Gaza, people could use a hand.

just a pretty girl who is not hanging out with other pretty girls tonight because she has a cold )):

adding progesterone to the coffee batch to round out the roast curves