new york i am in u

forgot my headphones and brought a very short book with me for this trip oopssss

real

also holy fuck i finished a new short story for the first time in ages ??

thank you to everyone who came to @jaimeshy.bsky.social memoir launch party tonight (: it was such an honor to read alongside such incredible talent, and share space with so many wonderful people. i am always in awe of baltimore and all of her artists

be here!! i am reading a new story tn ((:

dice app is making me lose my goddamned mind // why is it so hard to send tickets to a friend

I LOVE MY COUNTRY BALTIMORE

This is tonite! Come thru! Also reading: the wonderful and talented @lyrafromthedesert.bsky.social Support your local queer writers 🖤

taking a 20 minute nap: THE MOVIE (all cutscenes + boss battles)

being annoying is a biological imperative for me sorry

i do not consent to warplanes flying over my house

why is there a fighter jet doing loops over baltimore right now

nyc pride nyc pride nyc pride

excavation crews really love to have boring conversations

42 dayssss

if u are in baltimore u gotta come to this tomorrow night and support my dear friend @jaimeshy.bsky.social

getting thrown down a shaft like in assorted star wars films probably feels great if you are into that sort of thing

I always forget how hot she is in this one

for interested parties: november

just read through my surgery packet and know when i'm finally getting my girlpussy eaten out

fucked up.. I just found out that my cat took aipac money

metal gear solid: baddie fumbler

yaaay new strap <3

like many dykes, i too have a big stupid crush on a gay guy

exporting you as an epub

let it be known that i had to tell this writer that cuddle is spelled with ds, not ts (ds nutz)

they're gonna do this to me on thursday

thinking about marmalade and crying

ow fuck so that's what hitting a nerve feels like

sorry i didn't make it to brickworld this year, the organizers said i was too fish 😓

clone of piss named piiss

good morning new york

@leona-m.bsky.social describing her latte: "it's like if you licked a lamb and the lamb was a nut"

consulting with my oracle

just had the best breakfast of my life // i love the fucking city

if you post it, they will cum

rip franza kafka, u would have loved writing in this hotel (if u could get off of your back idk i misunderstood the metamorphosis)

the best reason to be a strong woman is that then other women will ask you to lift things so you go wheeeeee i love lifting things and they go omg thanks for lifting that and you go wheeeeeee i love women. it goes exactly like that every time. highly recommended.

Yeah, I'm in a t4t relationship (tums4tums)

inserting my rumble pack

lou bega bodega number five

"you're setting the trans movement back years by acting like this" holy shit can i set us back to the mid 2010s where there was a brief window where we weren't a constant 24/7 culture war topic and were instead just kinda disregarded and invisible???

g i v e n o o d l e

white ppl: send your Black friends money

nyc tomorrow 🖤

elmer's glue is secretly CUM??!!?? (real!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) (it's CUM!!)

today's lunch reading