“Nevertheless, with no disrespect…” is doing a lot of work in that sentence

Hannah is one cold bitch #Dark #seasontwo

I’ve been hanging out around this rabbi for ~7 months and we just discovered we’re kinda related lmfao

Family therapist gave us homework to think of ways mom and I could get closer before next session. Mom called me today to ask if I had any ideas. I said no. She said her neither. So that’s obviously going spectacularly well

Unrelated to anything, a tech ceo once told me, admiringly, how OF creators hired people in Indonesia etc to respond to private messages from subscribers and charged $$ for it. I responded “that’s probably fraud. Very few people would want to bring that lawsuit but that doesn’t change the fraud”

Intrusive thoughts are no bueno

And we’re on to the self-loathing portion of the afternoon. So that’s fun

So bluesky is gonna go the way of twitter huh?

Behold a pale horse, and the Rider’s name was DEATH, and HELL followed with her

Ngl ice agents in airports is triggering my generational Holocaust trauma

Reacher is Twice Exceptional. No notes.

It helped me to realize that i’m grieving: … a country that never really existed. … an age of abundance that was absolutely within reach. … a global enlightenment with most of human knowledge freely available to most people. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. 1/?

The General's Daughter

The things men are eager to share in a men’s group is astounding and high key disturbing

I retold my grandfathers arriving to Auschwitz story and said “Dr Mengele.” the person asked why I used ”Dr.” And I said because it’s important to remember Nazis were professionals before they had postings in Auschwitz

I need a 16-32 hour … hug

There are frum dates happening in the hotel lobby and I have… thoughts… 🤣🤣

Im too tired to articulate this but using/promiting Neturei Karta to criticize Israel feels antisemitic

I left $20 for housekeeping and still feel like a POS

I am so tired

Another thing that my mother admitted today in therapy when talking about a possible family gathering for Passover “well no one wants to be there.” i can only hope that some of the truth we keep exploring in therapy will “set her free.”

Help I’m in An argument with a neurodivergent “coach” who’s blaming ND people for being transactional because… ND people expect other people (aka recipients) to be decent human beings

Therapy was a shitshow but at least I went to Trader Joe’s and got snacks so… yay?

Can’t wait for it to trickle down to us ordinary folks. Oh wait…

Today in therapy with mom we discovered that her anger towards my emotions is really just because I’m feeling/expressing the very emotions she’s trying to squash. Just not very effectively. So that’s fun

Talking to AI is like talking to a techbro who learned authentic relating in a 1-hour online course after going to one circling event in Boulder

Everyone: AI is coming for all the jobs AI: “Embodited“

Oh wow I just saw someone on TT who accidentally (so it seems) drew A direct line from wrestling to reality tv 🤯

Fascinating that it’s the same person who gutted USAID

Do people not do this? I always extracted the citations and loaded it into the mass retrieval option in west (or lexis if I had to)

I just asked ai for executive functioning tips and got legit useful stuff and I’m going to cry because the last 20 years of my life would’ve been so different if I’d had even an ounce of support

This looks like a bar mitzvah that accidentally left off half the budget

My friend: trying to predict what happens next Me: i appreciate all that. The most appropriate relevant framework seems to be “death cults.”

The annoying thing about this show is that if i watch it in English the lips dont match the words and if i watch it in original language i cant fuck around on my small screens bc i have to read some of the subtitles or rewind a Bunch 😭

And I was the “crazy one” and “overreacting to ‘good people on both sides.’” good times

on the bright side, the dishes are exactly where they need to be to get cleaned?

I would walk into the ocean and ask the nearest dolphin to mail back my bar card (im assuming Georgia, unlike NY, actually does bar cards)

Do I know any Kentucky lawyers who’d like to do a case with me?

AI co-authored papers belong on your substack, not a law review article. And if you use AI like a junior associate, I feel bad for your junior associates

Some punk ass kid got mad at me for not helping him access Kabbalah thereby proving he wasn’t mature enough to access Kabbalah. The self-own was delicious. After he finished his rant I looked right in the eye balls, smiled, and asked “feel better now?”

Save yourself 15,000 in transactional legal bills today Incur 10-100x that in the inevitable litigation That could possibly go wrong‽

I loveeeeee sending “I’m sorry you suck so much and my brain won’t let me ignore it” emails 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

I buy the same item from two different stores a local kosher supermarket and stop n shop and they are very different. I’m assuming the stop & shop one is the newer version and it’s so much worse

And by cigars I mean cigarillos and baby cigars because I don’t have an hour and a half to work on one cigar

I got a 7lb weighted lap blanket for <$30 and it seems to be helping? I’m so mad rn 😡🤣

Ritual humiliation complete. Salt lamp and weighted blanket acquired

I’m thoroughly annoyed that it’s too cold to smoke a cigar outside

Time to go downstairs for some ritual humiliation I guess. On the upside, my weighted blanket arrived so maybe I’ll actually sleep well tonight