If I had a nickel for every time an instaguru repackages patriarchy and misogyny as spiritual advancement/achievement, I’d have quite a few nickels

Given the latest use of the shadow docket and overturning precedent Willy nilly and citing conspiracy theories and taking money from corporations, I’m surprised we’re talking about court packing and not impeachment/removal from office

I absolutely love how fedex just wakes up feeling like they’re not in the mood of actually delivering the package—which is actually what they’re paid for. Solely their reason for existing—and just smack a “delivery exception” label on the status and roll over and go back to bed

The ninja creami girlies are gonna be big mad about a Fairlife shortage

Ok Lucky is an interesting premise. But if it’s just a whole season of wanted person hunting I’m gonna be annoyed

Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.

Bald of him to talk about other peoples looks

Lmao in pt 3 she started with “turns out I’m just neurodivergent af” 😭🤣

Well yes because this move is actually about @bexcommunicated.bsky.social trying to lure a mountain lion cub or baby bobcat home. Possibly a bear cub

It should be illegal for personal trainers to have you train “getting up off the toilet” muscles without a warning and full disclosure 😭😭😭

Ride or Die is so Fucking dumb 🤣

2 weeks of clean eating, down 7lbs. 1x50min cardio sesh and 1x42min resistance training. I’m not in a good mood

First resistance training sesh in the books and I’m ded

Leave it to my mother to call me in 95° weather to ask if I wanted to go out and do something 🙄🙄🙄

We are all Donnie

Im sick and tired of people using Christian interpretation of Judaism to make substantive theological claims about what Judaism actually says.

Your rulings literally touch the most intimate parts of people’s lives and their very personhood. Fuck all the way off. Fucking despots.

I guess I’m old now bc my English and Hebrew birthdays are on the same day which only happens approximately every 19 years. This is not an invite to wish me happy birthday. And no it’s not today

Is it bedtime yet?

My new brakes are squishy and I do not like them 😭

What are some good Silly Little Accounts (tm) to follow On Here? Like, jokesters who are doing yeoman’s duty of helping us laugh through all this. LMK.

As decent as Dutton Ranch was (don’t get me started on how terrible Marshall’s is) 9 episodes and the season finale, is dumb af

I would run like hell. No thanks

I really need to stop getting into theological debates with people in 1,000+ member whatsapp group chats 🫠

Walked on the treadmill for the first time in 5ever

Good

I’ve deleted an impulsive insta comment 3 times and it’s still there for some reason. Ugh

Now I wanna make a plush horseradish.

Nah. This is bullshit

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

In actual heartbreaking news, I dropped a brand new just opened jar of TJs pickles

sadly the abuse culture/enabler language that Democrats incessantly use is like background noise at this point

Come tf on

My iPad showed me this so ya’ll get to see it too

I'm shaketh to my core that a man could read me in such a manner

Bored, lonely, sad, and tired. Yay

I sent this to @bexcommunicated.bsky.social earlier 🤣

Sounds like theyre describing a Greek god, not a Christian one…

Gdi weekends are sad and lonely when you don’t have friends nearby and nothing really matters

If you serve the public, an NDA is a conflict of interest. You can’t represent your constituents if you sign one

help leahs mom spread the word about her audiobook!

Goat, the GOAT 🐐

If your "mistake" was "repeatedly betraying people who relied on you" 10 years ago that says a whole lot more about who you are, and what it means to put you in a position of trust, than someone whose "mistake" was saying some bad shit 10 years ago. & the things you need to do to demonstrate change

I got myself a stack of canned tuna and salmon in TJs this morning and i felt like i was a cat owner 🤣

I should probably stop commenting “tis the tism” on peoples TTs where they say things like “things I could never explain to the person I’m dating” or “random things I can’t stand for no reason”

I got a bunch of her TikTok updates on my feed while she was doing it. Absolutely delightful to watch her accomplish an incredible feat

Just had a person in real life say to my face, "he was drunk and had sex with her even though she said no, and if that's the bar now ..." yes that's the bar now like come on now. damn.