Don’t worry ThriftBooks…I never do

Sleeby 😴

High school lunchroom dynamics everywhere

[insert mopey skeet here]

OMG the beans are beaning 😭🩷🩷🩷

The Fifth Element, the Sixth Gender, the Seventh Seal

HELP? So, the gold-standard podcasting app seems to want to highlight my show pretty soon, but I need a whole bunch of artwork that I can't make because I don't have photoshop Is there anyone who might be able to help, for a reasonable fee, so I don't have to buy PS *and* do a crappy job myself?

Any of yall know of smaller firms that could lead a procurement transformation effort?

My nutritionist giggled when I told her what I did

Pillow folded in half>2 pillows

The gaslighting administration

Another meme that I shamelessly stole from one of them other hellsites 😀

I hate the new Spotify app icon

Hacks and quacks

At least advertising for new venture is simpler with less ethical constraints than lawyer advertising

This is Natty. He's the first official team dog for the Washington Nationals. He makes his big-league debut on Friday and will learn basic skills and socialization with the team before he goes on to formal service dog training with Canine Companions. 13/10

DUCKLINGS ON LOGS, WE GOT DUCKLINGS ON LOGS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! POSSIBLE HAPPENING AT A WATER BODY NEAR YOU! 🪶

Halp ive been attacked

Most republican talking points don’t work when they’re in office and are mostly incompatible with actual governance

Audible store? Did Amazon try to reinvent the … library??

Hofstadter should get a kick out of this. He talks about mechanical mode vs intelligent mode in GEB 🤣

Are we watching season 3 of good omens or nah?

Send good vibes pls thx

Tiny paws up!

treasure

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Myrtle is 675g this morning! Which is a small gain and we love that. Improvement is incremental but any improvement is good improvement!

Hunger game type shit

New York subway rule: dogs can only travel if they go "in a bag." New Yorkers took it very seriously... and became incredibly creative. 🐶

Send good vibes pls thx

Pitt S2E4 is a really great discussion about neurodivergence and relationship with food/eating that can look like ED…

Political hacks

Me during the mass trauma event in the pitt: cool calm and collected Me watching the vial of blood and get squished by the gurney: omg no no no no no 😫🫣😫🫣😫🫣😫🫣

It’s almost like they’re scared of and/or anticipating a backlash …

Pretty much all the important characters on The Pitt are neurodivergent, mostly twice exceptional, in case anyone was wondering

I’m back on my likkle laminating index cards bullshit 🤷🏻

way back when I was practicing law there was a termination that was so cruel I told the client ”I won’t lie for you. Not only because lying is wrong but because lying in this case would be particularly cruel.” he was shocked. I think bc in his mind “need to reduce overhead” was the be all and all

There’s a deep loathing that companies have to their employees who make profit possible. I’m pretty sure it’s part of the conservative platform that business owners are somehow superior people than employees. profit>people. Which is categorically dumb bc better/happier people make more profit

Of course i read the court paperwork 56 minutes before the appearance and find out i can resolve it with a phone call instead. So much adulting. Very great lawyering.

critical polite girl update:

I assume Zuri is the cat cafe manager

My favorite thing about credit cards is when they decline a transaction for insufficient credit for transactions they cover as “part of” the annual fee

Well hopefully today’s humiliation ritual satisfied the powers that be

I’m at the point of broke irritability that I may need to quit all group chats bc I cannot deal

coulda sworn the dude on the right was chillin' in a wide stance

Yeet them into the fucking sun