Have you seen the $2,000/hr biglaw partner shamelessly standing in federal court saying twitter had no obligation to remove CSAM simply because it was made aware there was CSAM on their site? No. I have The lawyers x hires dgaf.

Wtf is even the point of LI notifications if they won’t show me who liked my post‽‽

Just muted a bunch of words bc my mental health is precarious enough as it is

Vaccines=bad Alcohol=lube Alice in wonderland type shit. or just inevitable given toxic masculinity oppressive patriarchal nonsense

This

Surreal seeing Trump sweat over the possibility of impeachment, and implore Republicans to win/cheat in the midterms not for any legislative agenda but to avoid getting impeached, while leading Democrats go "oh no, not that" when asked about impeachment in the face egregiously impeachable offenses.

Do i add my new credential before or after my Esq.?? 🤣😂

I told someone i was a lawyer last week because they were trying to explain something to me i already know quite well. Meanwhile they took it as me flexing and communication across neurotypes is kind of hilarious

The dumbest timeline

Many excellent points in this piece, including "The entire world is not legible to the Internet, and thus, the entire world is not legible to LLMs."

If i had to… so do you…

The fun thing about trauma is that accomplishments dont feel celebratory just relief that it’s done and over

I have a problem so ridiculous i cant even complain about it to anyone because of how ridiculous it is

I love how some kugels are just cake that’s acceptable to eat with the main dish.

Happy new planner day to all who celebrate

Absolutely love being told that my best is not good enough. Especially by someone claiming to love me. Ffs

Fuck everything jfc

Didn’t @rebmasel do a TT about this‽

I have acquired crystals… boutta be unstoppable

Have I mentioned storms, especially snow storms, trigger tf outta me‽

Just started X-Men so this should be a fun new little hyperfixation (for as long as it lasts)

cool dude @ a thing asked me if I got what I hoped for out of the program and I said I didn’t need to spend 5k to learn some people don’t like me. He responded snarkily “are you gonna do anything about it?” and I said w/o thinking “Lamborghini doesn’t drop their prices to compete with chrysler“

Is 2026 the year I become a crystal girlie‽ who knows…

What a hoot. Finished it in one sitting

I’m just about ready to give up operation rejoin society

Me looking at apartments: I see appliances aren’t included? Broker: yeah that’s pretty standard here me: just because it’s standard doesn’t make it reasonable Broker: most people… Me: it’s ok. I understand the landlords are shifting cost to tenants Broker: Me: I hate being able to see right thru…

Promise‽

I guess everyone is just intent on triggering the bejeezus outta me. Kudos on the coordination. Well done.

Idk about you but if you can’t stand behind your decisions and fully own them, maybe you shouldn’t be making decisions for millions of people‽ just a thought…

ugh, conformity is not a (internal) value I hold

What a strange time of year. Especially as someone who doesn’t celebrate Christmas or new years

If only any of this would matter

Big Gunner energy

I’d be doing great if I had the support I needed. So I guess that’s a silver lining To hold onto.

Wisdom is better than weapons of war, and one sinner can destroy much good. —Ecclesiastes 9:18

Spending money I don’t have to try not to feel this much … doo doo doo

Best friend? I barely like me tho

Fml

Quadruple fuck this

Lmfao announcing state sponsored athletic events on Chanukah‽‽ a bit on the nose, dontchya think?

I guess it makes sense that if your entire conceptualization of (toxic) masculinity is a dick and balls you’d be big mad that for the price of a car someone could get it

If ever there was proof that bug law are pyramid schemes who chew up and spit out junior lawyers and don’t give a fuck about talent/skill…

Pls send good vibes thx

Apparently donuts are good for me 🤷🏻 it’s science

What a silly silly comparison. State sponsored violence is orders of magnitude worse. gemarah is all about comparing and contrasting things. These two things are not the same. Nor does one excuse the other. Just say youre a xenophobe.

They cleaned while I was in therapy. I’m so happy I could cry

What a wild read