So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap

Yes or no on the Pilates outfit? It’ll just be on my yoga mat at home, soooooo

First stop motion video shot and edited by the kiddo 🤘

Anybody else take their pants off as soon as they get home from work? Come hang out with me and we'll have a pantsless party - with long legs like this, it's gonna be fun

It’s the 90s and they’re fucking hot #bloodweave #astarion #gale

Who still likes getting bed selfies from an almost-40 year old mom? Because I’m cozy, lazy, and happy 😊 Happy Friday!

Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!

I’m here with tea and popcorn. #epstein #epsteinfiles

A desk selfie kind of day for corporate mommy!

It’s a Sunday; don’t overthink it – get in those comfy clothes! Hope everyone’s having a lovely relaxing weekend with family and friends

I can never get these shorts tied properly! Any men with skilled fingers who can help me?

BREAKING: Metadata shows the FBI’s ‘raw’ Jeffrey Epstein prison video was likely modified. 🧵

Clearly I’m over-caffeinated already this morning. Getting right to the important questions 😂

next time you're in a national park, take some photos of the signage and upload it to help these archivists www.404media.co/save-our-sig...

Are there any older guys here who know that grown women look best hanging off their arm?

What kind of guy wants to jump behind the wheel with these stats?

Laugh lines still okay on a mom pushing 40?

Happy 249th birthday, America! To celebrate here’s my most patriotic bikini by the pool 🇺🇸♥️

Entering my own personal Golden Era, I think.

Staying cool during the heat wave by any means necessary!

Can’t wait to get back out in the golden light next to an ocean in a bikini. What’s a beach that I should absolutely fly to?

Little body painting test during all this DYI; hang on

Just here for dinner ingredients and a little unexpected attention

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Let me be your 30-something mommy matador and we’ll see what our red flag is ♥️

Mr. Kent commission

Earlier this year, ProPublica found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb.)

Mommy has been listening to Lord of the Rings as an audiobook, and cannot recommend highly enough 🧝‍♀️

Good boys get to cuddle in bed with me

Guys, I saw Sinners five days ago and still thinking about it. What a piece. What a blend. What a creation.

Red light or green light, guys? 

Hard for my colorblind good boys though, right? Don’t worry, mommy is here to help 

Who are you guys rooting for in the NBA playoffs? I’m really torn in this Detroit/Knicks series 🏀

“Pray tell. The Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…”

Mommy needs more hot coffee in her office, plz

Help! Will you take mommy to Aruba, Jamaica, or Kokomo? 🥰👙🌴

I need a very specific type of candle, one that smells like Springtime, but also Won't Give Me a Headache. Any suggestions? #helpsky #advicesky #interiordesign

Is my butt too small for leggings like this? #Spicysky #sfwsky #goonsky #lewdsky #milf #mommy

Could you get mommy a new drink, plz?

Who wants to stay in bed on a Sunday?

Excuse me, can you help me with these buttons? #Spicysky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #mommy #milf #hardnipples #nobra #pokies

You pass me in the grocery store aisle; what’s your move? #Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #public #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #mommy #nobra #pokies #flirting

Queen.

look all I'm saying is, some of you guys would be so cute as girls and there is no real way to know until you've done it

Yes or no: late night baths? #Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #mommy #bathtub

literally my pinned skeet

Is purple still a good color on me? #Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #mommy #hardnipples #nobra #pokies

Mommy on a rooftop! #smile #Spicysky #nsfwsky #ibtc #sfwsky #realgirls #goonsky #lewdsky #smalltits #naturaltits #tangirls #milf #hotmom #wagonwednesday #littleass #littlebutt #smallbutt #nobra #goldenhour #natural

This dataviz is absolutely amazing 😍 Global bird species' conservation status displayed as a massive flock! By Andrea Garrec, longlisted for the 2024 Information Is Beautiful Awards www.informationisbeautifulawards.com/showcase/731... #dataviz 📊🌏🧪🐦🦉🦆🦅