Spiritually, Marty Mauser and Ned Merrill are trying to "swim home" to the same place, but Marty Mauser has to swim upstream to the rotten, abandoned WASP mansion instead of coasting. Neither one expects it to be rotten and abandoned when they get there.

Happy Friday the 13th!

I love your paintings and I can tell you're a good person because your cats look so happy and well cared for. I hope you have a better day 🤝

I keep thinking I want to rewatch _Collateral_, but really I just want to watch tom cruise try to stand on a rolling desk chair and fall through a plate glass window on his ass, on a loop.

Shaved Brussels Sprouts on Snow, found installation by anonymous artist, 2026.

Girls hate it when the Bamberg boy reportedly grew up among cattle.

"And the Boys in My Town Amputate Their Hearts" by Bratmobile.

Redstone federal credit union blocks your card if you try to give to a GoFundMe, because none of the people who've ever worked there are capable of experiencing a charitable impulse.

honestly i'm really not thrilled to wonder what it's going to do to me that literally all of my darkest most conspiracy theory brained assumptions and beliefs about the ruling class turned out to be true

This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.

Nonetheless, I still miss her.

""Down the row at the end stall (my stall), I hear Ricardo Boston grunting through clenched teeth. "Fuck I’ve got a dirty butt. I’ve got a very dirty butt."" -B.R. Yeager, _Burn You the Fuck Alive_

Girls don't want you if you're not a horny amputee mosquito, and it's not fair 😤

Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh! *_*

Kristen Roupenian's seen _The Devils_, one hundred percent.

"Wildebeest" doesn't sound like an herbivore name.

what if ian fleming had written the james bond stories as gay pornography. love interests named shit like Hugo le Gob, Hans Dickmann, Semyon Strokanoff, Pierre Delecto

Thank you, merriam-webster, that really clears things up.

I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there. I need you to listen to these people. STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.

I reread B.R. Yeager's "Poison Nurse" and it still hits hard, but I definitely recommend reading it in bed with a systemic e. Coli infection for maximum impact.

What all this self-pitying sludge about ICE agents feeling depressed and scared is forcing into our collective forebrain is the knowledge that our culture has placed a premium not just on creating classes of men who kill and torture at will, but on forcing the rest of us to love them at gunpoint.

*_*

"Tight Pants/Body Rolls" by Leslie Hall. The "flat" harmony that resolves itself over the course of the refrain is divinely sonically perfect, no matter how many people act weird about it.

omg i finally found that tweet

Find someone who loves you like Alison Bechdel loves being completely washed.

More people should name their kids Balthazar. That's objectively the coolest name.

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The Faculty (1998) is a movie about how you should never trust people from Atlanta.

Thank you for making me aware of this book *_*

After two days of post-dromal coughing, I now sound like the talking slot machine from that episode of The Twilight Zone, instead of Kayako.

"transgender ideology" doesn't turn kids transgender. The song "Deanna" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds turns kids transgender. know the difference.

I gave mary woronov's memoir another chance, and it really just makes me want to reread _The Piano Teacher_. It's like reading Erika's diary, if Erika never bothered to learn to play the piano.

"But it’s a secret that fills me with nostalgia and it wouldn’t be right to share that with him. You never know what horrible things a parent might do to your memories." -Camila Sosa Villada, _I'm A Fool to Want You_

I feel like I'm going to have the flu forever 😭

This is jonathan ross this is the face of a murderer.

making robots that look like people is almost always a choice to sacrifice efficient form for the feeling of owning a person

A dear friend just quit social media entirely because some pigfucker decided to use Grok to generate nudes of her and send them to her, without her knowledge or consent. At this point, using ChatGPT or Grok is deliberately aligning yourself with Nazis and pedophiles and I refuse to respect it.

Gothmog from The Return of the King has a pretty sexy voice.

In college I was told I walk like Tyler Durden when I wear high heels.

The “ableist” accusation from gAI boosters pisses me off so much. You know what’s really ableist? Telling my students they can’t possibly engage with difficult (or any!) text without the help of gAI. They prey on students’ crises of conference in a way that is truly disgusting.

No exceptions. If you use Gen A I in any capacity whatsoever, you suck. Yes, the way you're using it too. You're not special. "She probably doesn't mean me" I do.

I've lived here long enough to start pronouncing the o in "violent."

Are there hominid furries, or is that, like, cheating?

Redstone federal credit union fucking sucks.

Girls hate it when you keep bringing up fucking lollipop men.

2026 is going to be my year