youtu.be/t9w5SNOykHs?... @theromanoreport.bsky.social

At this point I'd rather have President Butter in charge. An inanimate stick of fat would be welcome at this point.

@theromanoreport.bsky.social he is taco'ing nearly as fast as you get videos about it loaded! apnews.com/live/trump-a...

I feel like we really need to follow up on the Ring Around the Collar epidemic of the mid-80s. Whatever happened with that? Did we make out OK?

Look, I get wanting to protect your trademark. But, this kind of legal bullying is BS. Y'all know what to do. Here is the website for the Friends for Animals of Metro Detroit: www.metrodetroitanimals.org. Show them some love. 🩷

We have a new Iranian hostage crisis. The difference this time is that the one being held hostage is the orange diaper baby. He can't figure a way out, and I love this journey for him.

Thanks @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for being the snark we all need right now and calling out all this bullshit. I know you didn't make this, but I'm stealing it because it's awesome.

Lest we forget: Elon was recently suspected of using an alt account to impersonate his mom in order to defend himself. The tech-bro version of "my mom says I'm cool". What a fucking loser.

One of them likes to sniff butts and drink from the toilet. The other one is the dog.

@theromanoreport.bsky.social watching your vid yesterday I initially thought you'd predict that this would be the approach to get around the deadline. Your prediction may still hold true, but childish shit like "resetting the timeline" looks like it will also be on the table.

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Wrote up my thoughts about Hakeem Jeffries not wanting to Impeach Trump, and what he can learn from Peter Magyar. the-progressive-cafe.beehiiv.com/p/if-hakeem-...

@stumpplankchest.bsky.social and I are creating a Kornacki Drinking Game for midterm election night. Who wants in?

Honest Palantir Manifesto

Hey, how's that rescued pilot doing? You'd think we would have heard something by now. Unless it was totally fake and never happened.

In case the lazy AF triple repetition wasn't clear, "Hampshire College, which includes documentary filmmaker Ken Burns among its alumni, announced it is closing later this year." JFC AP, stop it already.

Now that WW3 is over can we go back to talking about how the president raped children? Seems like it's important.

Start the clock.

I think I may just have to stay off social media today. The way things have been going, determining the difference between something that's an April fool's Day joke and the usual batshit crazy things has become extremely difficult. It's making me have to think too hard.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Some images from #nokings in Providence RI yesterday

Lee was so brilliant. Except for that one time he needlessly sent thousands to die by charging uphill a bunch and over open fields, like a complete dumbass.

This!

Every morning I wake up and the world seems like it's 1-2% more on fire. I hate it and want it to stop.

As a certified Masshole and a Ukraine supporter, it was my honor to donate to this. I've donated to multiple campaigns here and the patches are top notch. Ukraine still needs our help. Massachusetts Battalion share.google/SnhrE5OA905s...

Was out this morning and up to shenanigans. But had to move to a different pump because someone had beat me to it at my initial location.

@massgovernor.bsky.social this needs to be a thing here if not already!

CAMPAIGN UPDATE: 3 DAYS TO GO!!! 💥 AIPAC and dark money groups are PANICKING!! 💥 But we’re in the streets — and you can be too!! 💥 Canvass shifts in Algonquin, Morton Grove, Skokie, Evanston, and Andersonville!! 💥 Knock doors with me and Jamaal Bowman!! 💥 Phonebanking from 2 PM to 8 PM today!!

We officially have a Democratic candidate for the 2026 Mississippi Senate and his name is SCOTT COLOM! Now #MSSen is not on the radar…yet. But if this environment persists, it just might be. Scott currently has only 154 followers right now. Let’s fix that. PLEASE FOLLOW HIM @scolom.bsky.social!

Profiles in Ineptitude. I want them gone sooooo bad.

Jake and the Help99 crew are going to crush yet another Ukraine fundraiser!

Tough guy Josh has a message for women. My take? He's a despicable shit stain.

Now I have a new reason to not eat there (aside from subpar food)

Peter Thiel: seen here watching the birth of a baby with brown skin

Da' Bears

Peter Thiel: seen here watching two puppies snuggling

The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?

Will you pledge to stop being a sock puppet for AIPAC? This voter in your district would like an answer. Just want to make an educated decision at the polls.

So much “winning.” 🙄

If Republicans are going to waste time deposing Hillary Clinton, it's well past time Congress gets some answers out of President Trump. This man was a close friend of Epstein, he was found civilly liable of sexual assault, and his name appears in the files more than 38k times.

Of course she blocked it. This woman is a hackand political bootlicker apnews.com/article/trum...

Nancy Guthrie is still missing - and this is what your FBI Director is doing instead.