dude im so sick of seeing diaper fetish shit on my timeline tag your shit properly PLEASE fuckin hashtag it i don't know i just don't wanna see it

9 am posting? 9 am posting.

for obvious reasons i would never do so but i do quite often wonder just what it would be like to slam my penis in the car door

Netanyahu’s illegal, unilateral attack on Iran is just his latest violation of international law. The United States must not be a part of this war. My full statement:

(we also respect kingfishers and kinglets)

I think in our case we need to take it up to Diderot levels. #NoKings

Raskin: You are not our king, and we are not your subjects. We will never be your subjects. All of us born here on this land are citizens and your executive order is nothing but bad graffiti on the Constitution, and we're going to wash it off today

Happy Pride #AceAttorney (2023)

In case you weren't aware, the greater LA metropolitan area is the size of Portugal and contains 80% more people. They cannot constitutionally do this, but also, they cannot physically do this.

honestly inject this shit right into my veins

Some robots have- What the... Holy shit why is its butt so big? Are you seeing this?

True story bro.

Puppy fucking you uncontrolably, and they just say "sorry" every time they thrust in. But they have you pinned down and have their arm around your neck.

its like its spring loaded 😵‍💫

promised alt version <3

Really sucks finding and artist you really like that seemed so passionate that just completely exited the Internet.

Tato guarding angry bun 💕

Hey, everyone. I was hoping I wouldn't have to address this publicly, but here goes. On May 26, my blog Crimsonflowerz was permanently terminated from @tumblr.com. I was given no reason why, nor has Tumblr support responded to my pleas. Naturally, I am shocked and saddened. (1/8)

The only straight thing I'M doing this month is straight up jorking my peanits.

BLUESKY I AM A GAY WOMAN NOT A GAY MAN PLEASEEEEE

Found this, forgot I'd drawn it #dungeonmeshi

Not too far from fiction...

Last few reposts relavent i asked a dude how big his dick was the other day and he was like "why do you wanna know how big it is???🤨" bitch obviously bc im the Dick Tailor and im making it a little suit

DIVINE DESPAIR DICKSUCKING

they're roommates 😏

No caption I just rly like this picture… & yes I would fuck my clone if given the chance

I have more of these in one of them my feet are out aha..............

Forgot I made a comic like this

GIRLS NIGHT

Gender was created to help men with little dicks feel powerful.

@gripofthegrave.bsky.social Asked me to use the duct tape

...do i want a girl to train me like a dog? am i willing to stand up here and say that in front of god and everybody? absolutely, yes

puppycule cuddle puddle with this shirt on would go crazy,, puppy needs this yesterday,,

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dear christians: most queers do not want satanic rituals. they just want to pee themselves in front of 3 of their closest friends while being called a brainless animal