the only outage that was ever good for tech worker productivity was when furaffinity went down

"Clouds don't fail! I'm a cloud! How can you crash a cloud?"

Hear me out, replace github with a blockchain-based version control system and we'll never have this problem again.

This is the key component of my 2028 platform. If the US can take a "golden share" in US Steel because of "concerns" of a national security threat posed by non-domestic control of key manufacturing infrastructure, then I as President can absolutely nationalize Google. Vote Stella Dritta 2028

"what do you mean the cloud is just server racks in someone ELSE'S basement????"

@github.com too busy dumping money into copilot to maintain basic git functionality

Wow Cloudflare and GitHub in the same day I love my life

Swerving left and right while riding it so I can get better grip

You work in tech and yet claim to not believe in binaries? Hmmm, curious…

There is a perverted part of me that wants to stick the entire sim rig into the closet space under the steps, since it’s definitely big enough and had easy access to cable runs, and then decorate it so it feels like the inside of an EVA entry plug 🤤

racing chair + VR headset goes crazy i tell you hwat

Thank god for 15-112 making my write python programs with literal pen and paper because the standard syntax rules and basic library is seared into my brain in a way I couldn't forget if I wanted to

u can't make me listen too that podcast i'm literally too busy ruining my workplace (read: rejecting pull requests because I haven't had my third cup of coffee yet)

only real hans berliner fans will appreciate this 😔😔😔😔

i had a nightmare about accidentally creating some s3 buckets full of random contents so i could learn the sdk and then forgetting to delete them and jeff bezos literally came to my house with a gun when i tried to get them to let me not pay for it and i think there's a underlying meaning to this

BREAKING: We won! Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years. pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...

Me rn for the next however many weeks www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jqG...

Adjusting for inflation, your 1974 AI slop Big Mac is costing you $23 for the burger alone, that's not even getting you a side of cchinges or caprer

Go complain elsewhere.

its So sad that that the bone farmer, Dick Cheney, has died :( Pushed tri x 400, shot with exacta vxii

Finally: a photo of me that I like and doesn’t reveal tons of biometric data about the shape of my face

Next up is #carphotography also on portra 160 saw these downtown during the Pittsburgh vintage Grand Prix weekend. two Lotus Emiras and a Porsche 911 I wish were mine 🤣@jordanjamboree.bsky.social probably took the exact same photos lol #BelieveInFilm #FilmPhotography

I forgot I had already loaded film into this camera and then popped it open thinking it was empty… but on the bright side actually got some really nice light leaks Portra 160, shot on Minolta 201

I have photographed these shoes so many times, this is the first time on digital lol Fuji X-T30 #streetphotography #digitalphotography

More picture of the ineffable @jordanjamboree.bsky.social Fuji X-T30 - i'm sorry film babes I have more roles in dev coming soon ;( none of these have been edited because I am lazy :)

This part of notorious homophobe Orson Scott Card's "Ender's Game" literally made me gay

china should step up to fund SNAP as aid to a developing country

NEW: For the second time in less than two weeks, a major cloud outage has impacted the internet, revealing once again the dangers of relying on a few companies to provide the internet's infrastructure. @lhn.bsky.social reports www.wired.com/story/the-mi...

yes, to be clear, I am implying that if you use autofocus you're a beta male.

one of the reasons I really like this lens is because a) it was cheap and b) no autofocus "why wouldn't you want AF" because I like being forced to slow down bc otherwise I end up with too many photos on my card

borat voice my wiiiiife fuji x-t30, rokinon 80mm the incomprable @jordanjamboree.bsky.social

bodega cat :3 not shot on film, fuji x-t30, rokinon 80mm, somewhere near haight-ashbury last july (idk i was kinda drunk)

Godspeed You! Helped Hamburger.

Pittsburgh - check this flyer out for the locations of distros that serve food locally as we approach the SNAP cliff in November. To be clear, these are open to anyone.

I will die if I don't find out what podcast this was

Damn I love morrowind

Someone asked if I have anymore of “your depressing bus window photos” and I don’t but I like this one that I haven’t shown before. I prefer it when you can’t instantly tell where it is but I think this is obviously Victoria Road in Glasgow.

OpenAI’s strategy is very clear, it’s trying to get people - especially young people - so reliant on its products intellectually & emotionally (& now sexually!) that going without them becomes unthinkable. And they need signs of that strategy working to keep the funding flowing in

The @chicago.suntimes.com photographer who risked their personal health and safety to take this photograph is Anthony Vazquez. Please credit photographers and media outlets. In this age of misinformation, a photo with no context could be anything at all.

Also they're on a date so they won't see this, but @evangaylion.bsky.social and Tim are both incredible and I'm so lucky I get to hang with them when @dritdurfotografin.bsky.social and I are in Chicago

o7 Cinestill 800T

Ok ass pic I thought I posted. It's on film!!! Thanks Stella

”spreading falsehoods is fine as long as you’re a GIRLBOSS YAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEN”

Got my first roll of Lomochrome purple back from the lab. Inspired by a photo I saw of how a red Porsche popped on this stock I took this roll to the Pittsburgh Vintage Grand Prix this past summer, trying to find as many red cars as possible.

I lied about the “I’m not gonna post about politics” thing sorry it’s not my fault my opinions are all correct and also I’m very funny and hot(allegedly). You’re welcome. Little dude left in a free little library ilford hp5 400, minolta 201

Look on the bright side, if the supreme court overturns the ban on conversion therapy, it means therapists have carte blanche to start gaslighting conservative straight boys into being transbian cat boy. this is good actually! 🥳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Here’s one of my fav photos from Pittonkatonk 2025. Cinestill 800T

holy shit i hate AI-bros. at least they're good at telling on themselves for having no artistic ability or creative vision whatsoever

Brooklyn Flea, Dumbo, May 2025 Lomochrome '92 Sunkissed, shot on Minolta 201 I'm pretty sure some guy was selling at least three of the same camera I was shooting on