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all right fam it's time for "Give Us This Day Our Daily Thread," in which your favorite internet lesbian breaks down what's new and hot in the world of Schism Watch 2026 please hydrate, stretch, and get a snack, we have a LOT to go over today

You aren’t putting him in jail. You’re just letting him continue on his perfectly fine life without being one of the hundred most powerful people in the country.

You do not have to give people “due process” before you choose not to vote for them. You can just be like “oh word the guy who wrote rape apologia and had allegations just got another serious allegation? Guess he doesn’t need to be my senator.”

not to be salty on main but why do violinists have no green room etiquette?

This will be a thread of tips for people suffering through their first god-awful heat wave with no or subpar AC. I'm a perpetually broke Southern Californian so my ideas run cheap.

THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM

Listen. I spent more than a decade as a theatrical technician, rigging stages, hanging lights, flying scenery, etc. The number of times I have dropped anything on a stage with performers on it is zero. The number of times I’ve dropped something that might’ve killed someone is zero. This is major.

Sara almost died in the hospital over the weekend in true greys anatomy episode fashion, and do not recommend, don't ever try this. (They also asked if I was her "sister friend roommate cousin MOM and NEIGHBOR")

Start your tbr with Decomposition Book, and then check out the list below!

Your TBR (to be read) pile deserves a level up. Check out our full Libby Pride Guide tout suite. https://libbyapp.com/library/queerliblib/guide/pride

this legitimately made me tear up. a tremendous public servant!

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

A "podcast" that is taped and released as video and features famous people is just a talk show that doesn't have to abide by union rules.

I resent the video-fication of podcasting. That's just a TV show. Podcasts aren't supposed to be for hot people. They have everything else

Male Baroque orchestra pinups. The world is a beautiful place

eric adams just got a shiver down his spine and he doesn’t know why

I’m so excited to read this 😭 - love seeing other people loving it on Fable! @saramcclarinet.bsky.social

Following a traumatic friend break-up, Savannah discovers Ava's body in the woods — along with a diary of her final days. Is Savannah losing her grip, or has she just found her new best friend?! Fans of Yellowjackets will LOVE 'Decomposition Book'! OUT NOW! buff.ly/kV0urai

My ebook, audiobook, and physical reads right now and I’m quite obsessed with each one of them

There's lots of horror books coming out in 2026 so I'll be posting a bunch each month. Here are the ones publishing in May. Book lists in ALT text. 1/2 #2026horror #horrorbooks #2026publication #maypublication #horror #bookpost #postseries #booksky #books

"Don’t you remember? That summer of sixth grade when your mom was really big on the true crime documentaries and you got all obsessed with death." We're thrilled to share an excerpt from @saramcclarinet.bsky.social's irreverent horror Decomposition Book!

New from @deadinkbooks.bsky.social 'Decomposition Book' by Sara van OS @saramcclarinet.bsky.social An emotional and darkly hilarious debutnovel about a woman who finds a dead body - ideal for fans of weird girl fiction. buy @foylesforbooks.bsky.social 📖 www.jellybooks.com/cloud_reader...

Book 77: Decomposition Book by @saramcclarinet.bsky.social

Happy Publication Day to the amazing @saramcclarinet.bsky.social for her new work, Decomposition Book!! I am currently reading this now and I am completely bewitched by it 💗

This is today 7pm. Be there!

YESSS @saramcclarinet.bsky.social talking about all the cool stuff that went into Decomposition Book (buy it todayyyy) audio book is exceptional

At Debutiful, Sara Van Os chatted about her debut novel, DECOMPOSITION BOOK, with Asale Angel-Ajani! Read the full conversation here: debutiful.net/2026/05/20/s...

I stopped to see our gothic avian family residing in NYC's great gothic cathedral, St John the Divine. I captured one parent heading back out after dropping off lunch. The youngsters are growing fast and will be fledging soon! 🖤⛪️🖤 #Ravens #birdsseenin2026 #birding

The WilmerHale report is… not flattering. (cc @musicologyduck.bsky.social)

I may as well reshare it myself 😇

The most common way I see people write shit opera is by shoving lyrics into a rhythm that fights the actual pronunciation of the words. This makes simple music horrendously difficult memorize while also rendering it unintelligible, and I don’t understand why composers insist on doing it.

I'm just a girl looking for a yellow cab driver that knows how to get to the cross streets I tell him instead of trying to take me downtown when I want to go to Harlem

I weep for the days of competent and knowledgeable cab drivers in nyc. I don't want to babysit you, sir, I want to quietly zoom up the east side in dissociative peace

It’s six days to my Fanny Hensel lecture concert and I am feeling GREAT about the content and STRESSED about the attendance. We have no financial backing, and there are six performers to take care of.

The violence of this is just beyond words for me.

What the rise of content creation in classical music means for the business and aesthetics of the artform, by @hwfmorris.bsky.social van-magazine.com/mag/classica...

im sorry Anna Wintour looks like she's being held at gunpoint this is worth everything to me

If you haven't preordered yet what are you even doing?

Incredible work here

i have an idea for fixing the met's money problems: what if we let someone besides Peter Gelb try (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/a...

It's @saramcclarinet.bsky.social's birthday today! To celebrate, preorder her book here: www.harpercollins.com/products/dec... OR Buy your ticket for the book launch at the the Strand rare book room on May 21! Sara Van Os + Rachel Harrison: Decomposition Book www.eventbrite.com/e/sara-van-o...

new met tristan

Sometimes you learn the song you want in rehearsal and sometimes you suffer for 50 minutes and then cave and let the kids give their performance of eye of the tiger for 3 recorders and treble voices.

Fanny's scream merch is now available in the store... henselpushers.org/store/fannys...

Not Norman Lebrecht pulling a Tyra Banks

Seeing snow shovelers in vests on the platform: 🤩💋🏙️😭♥️🏳️‍🌈✨✨✨ Seeing the NYPD on the platform: 💩😷🤮🤢🤬😠😾😡🗑️🚮🙈🙊🙉✋🛑

Subway ads: make ravioli the easy way | we've put cameras in the train car | say good by to dirty blush palettes

JE used Botstein for pretty constant access to Carnegie Hall, usually with one or more girls in tow, and there's a few things there I still need to put all the pieces together ... but it's not going anywhere good www.justice.gov/epstein/file...