I told my friends to come over at 4 PM for a dinner of Dino chicken nuggets and bagel bites and Diet Coke and juice and wine. We ate and caught up and now I get to start my bedtime routine at 8:45. The perfect Saturday night has been achieved 😹💕

Audition season game changer 🙀

It’s this and it’s not close youtu.be/mIhI23gBBPQ?...

Seeing the Backstreet Boys doing commercials and performing again is weird bc why does my old fave Kevin look like Saruman now 💀

I like Kavakos as a musician and I'm not making any assumptions about his politics. But if you were that upset over the Vances getting booed before your Kennedy Center recital last year, the idea of spending more time in Minneapolis is certainly A Choice.

得死啦 🤗 electrek.co/2026/02/17/c...

It is JOURNALISTIC MALPRACTICE that this detail hasn’t been mentioned in any of the headlines 😹

Church on Sundays: love thy neighbor Church on Ash Wednesday: you’re gonna die, and you should be sorry about your moral failings before that happens. Maybe go on a diet, too.

"Is there technology the left is excited about?" is the kind of question you only ask if you're wildly naive about technology. mRNA vaccines. Heat pumps. Offshore wind. Urban mining. Sodium batteries. But god forbid we're not fawning over every new implementation of Making Computers Bad At Math.

Pray for me. I forgot that we’re doing the Allegri Miserere for Ash Wednesday and I’m gonna have to muster some high Cs in about half an hour 🫠

You heard it from the Department of State first. The USA killed Christ 😹

New year, new brain 🧧🐴✨

This morning’s high Ds brought to you by Mucinex. No calling out when you’re already down to the last two sopranos standing 🫩

Against my better judgment I schlepped my ass to midtown and sang an audition in a mask while fighting off a cold. Now I’m exhausted AND I will need an act of god to win this job 🤡

My friend’s medieval ensemble performed a piece about this adorable belief 🦔🍇 youtu.be/GWNxXN4Vjok?...

i get that the US suffers a severe case of missing white woman syndrome (& also of course i don't want to discount what a horrific ordeal this must be for the Guthries) but i'm losing my mind that ppl know the layout of her house but have not heard about, for instance, this: bsky.app/profile/mike...

We keep it silly in our house 🥰

Sometimes when my cat does a misbehave and my husband has to scoop her up, I shout across the apartment “SHAKE THE BABY!” one of many habits I’ll have to work on before we have kids 😿

I want to have my girlies over for a frozen food night. Dino chicken nuggets, bagel bites, mozzarella sticks, mini quiches… back to kid mode, no thinking allowed 😻

Yeah it is genuinely fucking scaring me the degree to which all our cultural output about nuclear war lately seems to present it as a Struggle That Humanity Will Emerge From Stronger. We honestly cannot allow that message to propagate in our fictions, because it *will* doom us. Nuclear War is not…

I love bringing my normie husband to concerts. Like… yes, my love, Mars from The Planets DOES sound like Bowser World music 💕

That’s what’s up.

Age verification? Beanbags named after the Princess of Wales belong in a display case

Unrealistic body standards come for us all 😿

Two kinds of ensemble singers when it comes to vowel disagreement 😹

Lee Bollinger

🔥🔥🔥

Carmen konzept when 😹

I LOVE when a defensive big boy gets to score a touchdown. Like… wowowow that’s some wildest dream shit and I’m so happy for him. And he’s humiliating the patriots, too?!?! 🔥🔥🔥

Rooting for the Seahawks because I want a win for my Tacoma fam and my husband is repeatedly saying “go eagles” because he literally cannot remember which bird is playing 😹

That Ring ad

i worry that a 5-year stretch of nothing but ads for NFTs, bitcoin, and AI is a long enough gap that this nation's once-great advertising industry will forget how to sell a product people actually want

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state. Tell them it will find your dog.

"God Bless America:" then he lists most of the countries in the hemisphere starting with Chile I think? this rules

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

“I guess that’s why they all have such thick necks” -my not-a-sports-guy husband watching football

Benito Bowl forreal 🥹

This is a Klegan stan account 😤

We gotta get the yt boys back in the garage..

It is one degree out. The air has been bone dry for weeks. I am headed into the cathedral while sucking on a lozenge for breakfast because the Gloria has a high C in the descant. Lent cannot come soon enough 🙏🏽

I like to think I’ve worked hard to combat my own internal gender bias, but I just realized that I named my girl cat after a revered ancient Chinese philosopher and I named my boy cat after a character from Arrested Development 😹

Elon Musk’s drug dealer should just start giving him heroin

I know laughing cow cheese is Momo’s favorite food because she tries to stick her whole head in my mouth to steal some while I’m eating it 😹

I put on the Alarm Will Sound album this morning to celebrate a colleague’s Grammy win. My pastry chef husband is now listening to it whilst helping me prep for the dinner I’m hosting for my What to wear castmates. Being the normie spouse of a new music girlie is not for the weak 😹

The fact that your brain makes certain things hard for you to do doesn't entitle you to an underclass of indentured servants doing those things for you. Those people also need to eat!

As an autistic person, it's always personally offensive to me when people use neurodiversity (and specifically executive function) as a counterargument to pro-labor/social justice policies, but this one in the screenshot feels particularly insulting.

Josh Shapiro is just east coast Gavin Newsom

Of course the fascist pedos stan Netrebko 😹

I learned that Jeffrey Epstein went to the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway alllllll the damn time 😹