What the FUCK is there to consider!?

Post you from a different era

The beaver moon ruined No Nut November for me.

Mao Zedong MZ 🔄 ZM Zohran Mamdani Checkmate liberals.

Just spent the last 32 hours driving to California just to vote yes on 50, let’s hope this works.

the humans at Wikipedia already have Abigail Spanberger's win; the robots at Grokipedia do not

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

Since the other phrase got people banned last time: Reside In Urine Dick Cheney

Shout out to @wyden.senate.gov and @congressmanraja.bsky.social for formally requesting that the FTC open an investigation into Flock Safety. Flock operates an unconstitutional, warrantless surveillance program on all of us as we drive through our own neighborhoods. Get out of our towns!

Did anyone actually like Hamilton or was everyone merely pretending to out of social obligation because it was deemed High Art™

Suffered through Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie today with my four year old daughter and I was so proud when she declared she had enough of it half-way through 🥲

The definition of insanity is thinking the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

At my in laws watching Jeff Dunham is probably the most terrifying way to spend my Halloween.

Hegseth continues his pro-twink/anti-bear agenda

Take note tech bros. We can be nerds without being insufferable assholes.

Just give me the fries/chips and you can have the rest. A modern day potato famine would kill me.

brb becoming terrorist to fight the night -sun tech bros

A general strike is absolutely necessary to fix this country, but technically a precision strike would also work.

I feel like we as a people have stopped bullying Elon as much as we should and that’s a shame.

Watching The Perfect Neighbor right now… can’t believe this fucking Karen. May she be rot in prison and die a slow painful death.

Absolutely no way. As someone who has brewed beer before… CO2 fills the brewing vessel and expels the air. If you even get a whiff, your nostrils burn like a mother fucker. No way she’s just huffing that shit.

The Black Panthers gave us the playbook Self sufficiency is the armour of revolution. You can't take down a system you're dependent on They opened their own clinics, gave mutual aid and free food to their communities, taught people how to read, armed themselves and policed the police

I know it’s shameful but there was an opening and I need a job…

"Bro that's a Nazi tattoo" "Oh wow I went my whole life thinking it was just skull/bones, I'll get it covered." :gets it covered: "This fucker thinks he can hide his Nazism but we're onto him"

I’m fine with getting rid of daylight savings as long as work and businesses still adjust to the time the sun rises. As in, don’t make me wake up when it’s dark please.

Sorry but I refuse to believe these people are pressing (command + option + - ) to type out an em-dash every single time, this asshole is likely using AI for his tweets.

“Nothing like a warm meal after a hard day’s work” “Says the man who’s never choked before”

This AWS outage has me questioning my humanity

we need a phrase that's easy to remember like: You can't buy stuff and feel good about it under our current economic system

society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

George R.R. Martin being forced to finish The Winds of Winter (2025)

ABOLISH ICE

Pretty sure bay leaves are fake and do nothing to soup. Probably has nothing to do with the fact that I’ve had the same container for years.

Secret Santa is right around the corner just FYI

No kings except Omar.

Today's job application bullshit

Ah fuck I hope we don’t have to pretend that KISS is a good band now that the guitarist died

Waking up and reading all of the job application rejections really gets me out of bed in the morning

Would be much better if his old messages professed his love for Hitler

My four year old, who has never heard of religion, is going to be so confused why people believe this cartoon happened but K-pop demon hunters did not. youtu.be/A-9rY8Koirw

I wish I had friends that cared enough about me to peer pressure me into trying zyn

At the children’s used clothing store today and saw the Arthur’s sister sign meme in real life

things bullets say

My biggest contribution to society was adding the dollar general near me to Google Maps.

Inject it into my veins

Explains my bad case of yourmomorrhea

Lots of base model mustangs getting repo’d in the coming weeks

Can’t have shit in Detroit