Got some work on vocals done today, track is so close to done. Just a few more vocals then mix testing then i can finally release this track ive spent months on. First track i actually put effort into and imo worth it.

Burger king should rename themselves to breakfast king and focus on that cause their burgers suck but their breakfast is fire

If not cult why cult shaped (mormonism)

I was once in a college program were they paid me to take classes online. After it ended, they told me i can keep the laptop they gave me. So i treated it like i owned it for two years after, then randomly i get a text from them basically saying "we need the laptop back"

If you see this post 4 of your favorite female characters.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

I will not be nice to people outside of america who feel they get to tell us what we should do in the situation we are in.

Ice kicked a dog in Memphis and broke a rib. These people are monsters through and through and have no business being in our neighborhoods. #fuckice wreg.com/news/questio...

Aided and abetted by the institutionally transphobic British government and media.

Arriving in 20 minutes: on time *20 minutes later* Arriving in 20 minutes: on time *another 20 minutes* Arriving in 40 minutes: on time

*Come out of dissociation with no idea what im doing or whats going on* "Who was just in front?" *No answer* "Sweet, thanks for the help."

Last meal: fresh fried chicken tenders and jojo's and an ice cold carona. I can die happy.

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

average #ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Only beer that tastes good to me are mexican beers.

When ice forms on top pf the snow like the candy coating on an M&M

"Jesus died for your sins" Ya well prometheas lives in eternal torment being feasted upon by a bird only to be resurected again for eternity so i can light my smokes. Get on his fucking level loser.

Sometimes videos on music are like "Heres how to write melodies in 3 easy steps: 1. Pick a scale 2. Asign numbers to each note after the root 3. After you play the root, take the number of the next note, multiply it by phi, and then divide by the perfect 3rd to the power of..."

Elfen lied lives rent free in my brain as a great anime...unfortunatly i remember a few things that i wouldnt be able to stomach on a rewatch. So cant really see if its as good as i remember. Theme still goes hard though.

If you are finding it difficult to name your metal songs, try cain ttrpg, as it has such bangers as: "The soft scented lips of a whispering god" "The lash calls you brother" "Rile against heaven" "The bloodying of steel" "The innevitable place of meat" "Wolf down the earth"

Socks are a scam You dont need socks Its a myth by big footwear to sell you more foot clothes.

If you lost 90% of it youd still be a billionaire.

I think "woke" was at least partly identified with "irritating" and the way we're rectifying that in Woke 2 is by being scary instead

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left. It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.” Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

Im skilled in pretending i know what im doing until i actually know what im doing.

We just wanted to say thank you to the people of Florida for standing up. Two Florida voters have taken legal action against the governor after he issued a proclamation to convene a special legislative session on congressional redistricting this April. Their filing with the state’s highest court

Got my girlfriend hooked on beastars! W!

I follow the same ruitine every day, my roomate never leaves the house, and yet still fights me for the kitchen after i get home. Every. Fucking. Time. Make your shit before i get home or wait till im done, i dont understand why you wait for me to start cooking then hog the kitchen.

Really tired of ads that directly make the assumption any time spent doing anything that isnt garnering profit is inherently invaluable and a "waste". Fuck your hustle culture bullshit, let me chill in piece.

"Keep the change" i say handing the cashier a live chicken.

I dreamed of an existential horror

"Sir we have confiscated 299 contraband Blåhaj" i say with suspiciously shark shaped bulge in my jacket.

Funguys swarm looks so fun and early access is 6 bucks. Im buying it tomorrow, i LOVE swarm games

Well i managed to accidentally make dubstep wubs that say the word "Die" Im sure that will come in handy at some point. Sampling time.

Got some beautifully disgusting wubs this time trying to make a dubstep synth. I dont know if i did it correctly, but it sounds cool

I have a strong suspiciam even in the event everything goes back to normal, as unlikely as that is, all the names wrongfully put on terrorist watchlists wont be removed.

Just got an addon youtube that was just an old guy in a suite dancing infront of a green screen and singing. I have no idea what this ad was for

A new systematic review has found that trans women on HRT have the same level of fitness as cis women and don't retain any advantage in sports. www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

> @governor.ny.gov

M upstairs neihbor is blaring what sounds like a playlist of gospel jazz, and dark souls boss music. And i am worried for their soul.

Rust is more fun to watch then to play

I want to start streaming for the sole purpose of one day being popular enough i can say "hey kyle stop masterbating to my stream!" And actually catch someone.

Seems 💯 accurate.

Funny joke. Please laugh.

"You dont need a license to drive a sandwich" -Spongebob

I over microwaved a sandwich, and it smells like a tire, it taste like a tire, and its chewwie like a tire. I think this sandwich might be a tire.