Im sorry, all that nutrient metabolic fuel people eat isnt food, i only eat organic all natural dirt from my front yard.

Updating warframe now so when i get home from work i can hop on immediately and nab that kuva ghoulsaw.

Just a reminder that this account just makes things up and presents them as news. It's lib fan fiction. Nothing from the Halfway Post is real. They pretend it's satire, but what is this even satirizing? What's the commentary? What's the joke?

Landlord: *files motion seeking possession and rent of a unit where tenants left months ago* Me: *files written opposition with affidavits and showing inconsistencies in landlord's own evidence* Landlord's lawyer at trial today: "But Your Honor, counsel isn't supposed to be opposing this."

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

Infinity train was so good

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TOTHIS MATTER

How tf is Japan full of wild and weird mascots that bring joy and silliness while still having literally any problems with queer people? They could have a mascot for disposable coffee cup dancing strangely next to you or an arcade game about jamming fingers into asshole & still be like "ew queers"

The purpose of a government is to serve its people, not the otherway around.

I hate living in the fall of the roman empire 2: electric boogaloo

Im sick and tired of these monkey-fightings snakes on this monday-to-friday plane!

Iam sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.

"Who do they think they are? I give them everything, and they spit in my face!Don't they know what I'm capable of?! Humans. They only think about themselves. They're spoiled. They won't abstract. They won't leave me. I won't let them! I'm better! I'm more powerful! I'm the original! I... AM... GOD!"

Caine absolutely fucking losing it in TADC was just phenomenal.

#tadc My first ever #Caine fanart this aged well.

Fun fact: despite marvels asthetic, loki in history was more commonly depicted in red, the green association typically represented his form as a snake.

Was count olaf based on loki?!

PinkNews:

CBS News Radio is shutting down and all its anchors are being let go. This is what happens when a news organization spends years trying to appease Trump instead of just doing journalism. CBS caved again and again, and it didn’t save them. It never does. Appeasement doesn’t work with

Im so fucking tired but brain wont let me sleep wtf!!???

So 911 inspired gerard way to make my chemical romance, their music inspired twilight, which inspired 50 shades of grey. So really it was 3 tragedies, and a really good band.

Music in korean anime always goes so fucking hard!!!

If you soak a sea cucumber in salt and vinegar does that make it a sea pickle?

Jordan_the_stallion Is like the best real life example of positive masculinity i can think of.

The fact i still know every single lyric to this song

🫖 Day 425 — While billions go to war and people struggle to survive, those in power keep dodging accountability. We see it. We remember it. We will not forget the Epstein files. #StayWoke #Pinks

People who don't understand that 70 percent of the U.S. economy is consumer spending, and consumers who don't have much don't spend money on extra shit.

Honestly, ive been putting off working on the next song i want to make. I worked so hard on the last one, and it got less visability then the ones i put no effort into.

did y’all hear they’re releasing Woke 2? In Woke 2, we’re still compassionate and woke to minorities, lgbtqia+, the disabled, and other marginalized people. The main difference is we also get to bully and be mean to fascists and bigots.

I woke up early and feel like i slept for multiple days, im so dehydrated and starving.

Thou shalt not put children in prison.

Anti-war groups rallied outside the 2026 Aerospace & Defense Supplier Summit in Seattle. Some of the attendees are direct suppliers to the Pentagon, receiving billions in funds from a government agency that has failed an audit 8 times in a row.

Welp, ima loki main now. I been sleeping on him.

Loki is low-key busted wtf. I just slapped together a build, tested it on sp and a single slide attack melts a room. Loki genuinly my strongest frame rn.

Whenever i hear people use the phrase "doctoring food" I need 3 cc's of cholula 1 mg dose of msg And a quarter pan stat!

The way antisemitism is being normalized across almost the entire political spectrum is really, really dangerous and something so hideous we can't even imagine it yet is going to happen in the next 3 or 4 years Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

If you dont play warframe listen to the music its so good, recomends: The lotus eaters We all lift together Sleeping in the cold below Lullaby of the manifold Lamenting the days Roses from the abyss

Cast and cry, cast and cry Raise the million pylons high All our kin were bound to fly For that far shore forlorn

The nobleman, notoriously bad at scheduling, has managed to double book two events! Now i must hold two balls at once! I cant handle these balls! And the venues?! The nobleman truely expects me to hold such large balls?! What am i to do?!

Damn ok, people are bigger fans of moushley then i thought.

DE needs to rework banshee. I know she got stans and im not saying shes bad. Just that so much of her kit doesnt hold up to modern warframe, pretty much all she really provides any other warframe can do with mods, most of the time better.

Why are the coolest people all from sweden?!

Engagement bait, activate!