Adulting is like 10% skill, 50% google, 40% winging it, and 100% of "I give up, fuck this, I don't know what I'm doing, I need a glass of wine"

Canadian life hack #2 Hockey sticks can be used for a lot of things, such as playing hockey, using them as handles for a sign, or hitting your ex in the back of the head!

I often get asked if my wife and I plan to have kids... If I wanted to look after a gaggle of goblins, I would have become a teacher

Canadian life hack #1 It's only a war crime if you get caught

I've never kissed anyone so much in my life before I met @kall399.trans.army My lips were very numb lol I love her 💕

I've probably annoyed my neighbor by now, lmao And my roommates too let's be honest

If I played smash or pass ffxi addition, Lehko Habhoka would be a hard smash. No hesitation, I'm clapping those ass cheeks of his. Art not mine, credit to whoever made it #ffxi

I feel like a bad wife, and I can never shake the feeling that I'm always doing something wrong.

@kall399.trans.army is so fucking hot, I fucking can't ghhffddhhjkkhffds

When I first started dating @kall399.trans.army, I took notes down in a small notebook so I didn't forget anything about her

Less than 3 weeks til I get to see my wife again. I am beyond excited

Me: We've made over $15 in tips already, one of our regulars tipped us a 5 earlier. Sylviene: Did you do... "extra activities" for that tip? 😏 Me: Jfc Syl, she's like a mother figure to me... and she's 70... Sylviene: My question still stands Me: No, Syl!! Sylviene: Your loss #system #plural

Attention all cat girls: Pspspspsps

I got called a fucking he-she...

Meet our Alters 1/16 Anna - Roles: Host - Age: 26 - Gender: Female - Pronouns: She/Her - Sexuality: Lesbian, Greyace - Species: Non-human (Felinekin) - Loves: Reading, writing, the colour pink, cats, my little pony, dresses, shoes, makeup, our wife

Thing people dont warn you about with DID. The frequency at which you black/grey out and do something mildly unhinged.

Yet another anti-endo account blocked me... what is it with anti-endos?

Mrow

Currently in need of some anti-horny spray...

Sylviene: In need of a big, strong man to choke me until I blackout 😜😜 Me: ... #system #plural

People scare me 😨

✨💕 Calling all systems!! 💕✨ You are real You are valid You are loved You are cherished #plural

Being plural feels like the hardest thing in the world when frontstuck. Mostly because my internal self-fakeclaimer comes out :( So here's a reminder to everyone that you *are* real and your experiences *are* real even if sometimes you can't even feel your headmates/alters

Sylviene: If a guy hits on you, just tell him you microwave puppies in your spare time... Me (and everyone else): What the fuck? Sylviene: It works, trust me #odd #did #system #plural (Sylviene would never actually microwave living things, just to make that clear)

Ouch. This one cuts to the bone.

Femboys are pretty 😍

I'm so excited 😊

Good afternoon, everypony! It's such a gorgeous day out! How's everyone's day been so far?

Random thoughts with Riley: Riley: Say... hypothetically... the sun just began to swell and swallowed Earth... would we die instantly or would we die slow and painful deaths?? Me (Anna): What the fuck? Riley: It's a serious question! #did #osdd #system #plural

Mrow

Sea of ​​Dandelions🍃 #venti #GenshinImpact

Do you have any idea how little research we actually have on plurality? Its giving ablist exclusion and i really dont fuck with Ya'll.

Anti-endo's give me weird fucking vibes. Ya'll got DID how is nuance this forign to you? Ever think some people might just not know they had formative trauma? Or maybe sokething else is wrong that would also need support? Or maybe, just maybe, plurality isnt exclusive to DID specifically?

Me (Anna) as a pony #map #mylittlepony

I'm always being told that my coffee is amazing... Wanna know the secret? A pinch of love... and A LOT of rage :) #coffee

I love her so fucking much, her smile, her eyes, the way she looks at me, the way she calls me a dumb bitch. I love my wife so much. I am so lucky to have her, I couldn't imagine my life without her. 🥺 @kall399.trans.army

New pinned post: Haii! We are the Rose Garden System, an OSDD-1 #system of 16 I am the Host, Anna. I will be the main one posting. Interests include #writing #finalfantasyxi #genshinimpact #sapphicromance I am a #pagan, #plural, #transgender, #lesbian, and on the #ace spectrum

A historic first: a couple married at the Temple of Zeus in Cyprus in a Hellenic polytheist ceremony—the first of its kind legally recognized in Greece—marking a powerful step toward restoring ancestral faith and identity across the Mediterranean. wildhunt.org/2025/10/hist... #hellenism #pagan

Never have I ever been more attracted to anyone in my entire life than I am to @kall399.trans.army Please fuck me

Gay

Elina said she'd pull my hair to keep me awake during Star Wars... While that will keep me awake... I won't be focusing on the movie... You better be rdy to fuck me @kall399.trans.army

Why do people try to put value behind my opinion? My opinion should never be valued.

Mrow :3

I'm like an orange cat... Loveable, but nothing in between those eyes