“I know you…” his eyes narrow. “You’re that dragon trying to fly off with my son!”

I guess? But it only means anything if you plan to do Da-Ge’s work. That thing has to be updated CONSTANTLY. It tracks not only the deaths of our believers, but all the deaths in existence. As Da-Ge’s subordinates, we have our own books, but they only track our believers.

Floats down from the tree in dramatic wuxia fashion. “You know who I am.”

His eyes shoot open and he stands quickly on the branch. “You!”

He’s not authorized to touch the master book of death. Not even our younger siblings are.

Nooooo! He shall not! I’m not doing his work!

@torpidchaos.bsky.social “Belphegor!” Folding his arms. “Kindly tell your brother in law that if he wishes to court my son, he should properly introduce himself!”

Da-Ge is back! Which means I can go back to Er-Ge stuff! Oh, trees… I’ve missed you…

The fragrance of compassion travels farther than any sword. Huā Jìng Xiānshēng : — Founder of the Peach Blossom Sect

@noircelestial.bsky.social "Da-Ge!" wiggling his fingers expectantly. "Give me the baby!"

#danmeiRP | #OCRP | #mvrp 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝑎'𝑎𝑙 - 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑠, 𝑤𝑎𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐺𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ

Do I look pretty in purple? 😆

Waiting in the mortal realm to meet with Qi-Di. I’ll get to the bottom of this Xie Bi’an business before Da-Ge and his husband returns…

“Well, I didn’t say that you did. I’m just saying.”

Exactly. Just because I deal in death doesn’t mean I want everything around me to be dead.

It helps me work better, actually. Da-Ge’s study is too quiet and contained. Needs more airflow. Maybe some flowers

I’m told that once Da-Ge is back and after the banquet, I’ll be tied up for a while 😏

Huh. Yichen dropped A-Hao off with us again. This isn’t like him…

One man’s noise is another man’s music. [He smiles] I like this. Hearing people going about their lives, the sounds of birds, and the sight of small scurrying animals.

Working outside because I’m dying without fresh air

I can tell that my son is infatuated. [He manifests the fully set table and gestures for his guest to sit. Then he starts to pour. Technically, he’s older than the concept of age, but he’s pretty sure the dragons are older even that.] We haven’t been properly introduced. I’m formally known as

Ah! At least I can meet one of his parents then! Please join me for tea!

I don’t know his name. He’s been courting my son without bothering to introduce himself.

Dragons. They think they can do what they want.

⠀ 　　　　　　　𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝 ⠀ 　　　　　　　𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸↴ ⠀ 　　　　　　　𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 ⠀ 　　　　　　　　♡ & ⟳ #mdzsRp || multi verse ||

Aiya! Of all people, Lucifer should know better than to upset Yichen!

If I take leave to have another child, who will do my job?

I can relate to this.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀

Honestly, the ones who will spoil the new baby the most will be Taohua and Meihua. They’re already so protective of Si.

You sit down and you hold his upper body! Do you even know how to romance?

You’re not trying hard enough.

No. Go hold Jialei.

It will be worth it to have a baby niece. If Yichen tries to hold her first, I will just beat him.

I’m far too tired to fight with you. Is there something you need?

@yuhuangdi.bsky.social “Your majesty. Please join me for tea.”

I should get to hold Da-Ge’s new baby first. I’m the second brother and I’ve been doing Da-Ge’s work for what feels like a thousand years.

Today, Yichen brought the twins and A-Hao to have lunch with me. It was nice, but now I’m a little sad that they’re gone. Da-Ge’s job is really kind of lonely. None of our younger brothers appreciate him enough.

He did it on purpose. He wrote it as a letter so I couldn’t try to stop him!

@xuetaotie.bsky.social “Sonnn, come here!”

I only wear the glasses. My legs don’t look good in skirts.

@yanluowang.bsky.social Ge, couldn’t you and Da-Ge go make babies another time? Minghao isn’t even crawling yet…

Oooh! I know who will want to do Da-Ge’s job! @prideofmorningstar.bsky.social

Disowning all of my brothers.

@xuexingwu.bsky.social Azazel ~

@datianlei.bsky.social Xiao-Diiii, come here ~