“Well, I didn’t say that you did. I’m just saying.”

Exactly. Just because I deal in death doesn’t mean I want everything around me to be dead.

It helps me work better, actually. Da-Ge’s study is too quiet and contained. Needs more airflow. Maybe some flowers

I’m told that once Da-Ge is back and after the banquet, I’ll be tied up for a while 😏

Huh. Yichen dropped A-Hao off with us again. This isn’t like him…

One man’s noise is another man’s music. [He smiles] I like this. Hearing people going about their lives, the sounds of birds, and the sight of small scurrying animals.

Working outside because I’m dying without fresh air

I can tell that my son is infatuated. [He manifests the fully set table and gestures for his guest to sit. Then he starts to pour. Technically, he’s older than the concept of age, but he’s pretty sure the dragons are older even that.] We haven’t been properly introduced. I’m formally known as

Ah! At least I can meet one of his parents then! Please join me for tea!

I don’t know his name. He’s been courting my son without bothering to introduce himself.

Dragons. They think they can do what they want.

⠀ 　　　　　　　𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝 ⠀ 　　　　　　　𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸↴ ⠀ 　　　　　　　𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 ⠀ 　　　　　　　　♡ & ⟳ #mdzsRp || multi verse ||

Aiya! Of all people, Lucifer should know better than to upset Yichen!

If I take leave to have another child, who will do my job?

I can relate to this.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀

Honestly, the ones who will spoil the new baby the most will be Taohua and Meihua. They’re already so protective of Si.

You sit down and you hold his upper body! Do you even know how to romance?

You’re not trying hard enough.

No. Go hold Jialei.

It will be worth it to have a baby niece. If Yichen tries to hold her first, I will just beat him.

I’m far too tired to fight with you. Is there something you need?

@yuhuangdi.bsky.social “Your majesty. Please join me for tea.”

I should get to hold Da-Ge’s new baby first. I’m the second brother and I’ve been doing Da-Ge’s work for what feels like a thousand years.

Today, Yichen brought the twins and A-Hao to have lunch with me. It was nice, but now I’m a little sad that they’re gone. Da-Ge’s job is really kind of lonely. None of our younger brothers appreciate him enough.

He did it on purpose. He wrote it as a letter so I couldn’t try to stop him!

@xuetaotie.bsky.social “Sonnn, come here!”

I only wear the glasses. My legs don’t look good in skirts.

@yanluowang.bsky.social Ge, couldn’t you and Da-Ge go make babies another time? Minghao isn’t even crawling yet…

Oooh! I know who will want to do Da-Ge’s job! @prideofmorningstar.bsky.social

Disowning all of my brothers.

@xuexingwu.bsky.social Azazel ~

@datianlei.bsky.social Xiao-Diiii, come here ~

Wait a minute. If Da-Ge is gone for months, someone has to do his j- oh no…

Don’t look at me. I accept no responsibility for any new songs about skirts, Calvin Klein, irrational anger or anything else to do with Xiaolian.

@yanluowang.bsky.social “Brother in law, where is your twin? The Emperor?”

One time, when Michael was a baby, I put him in a dress.

When our father did talk to me, I asked once if we could have a sister. He pat my head and said he’d think about it. I wonder if he’s still thinking.

Father, I know why you won’t speak to me, but please answer my brothers. They need you.

Of course. [Rolls his eyes] I’m going to check on Wu-Di.

Ba’al said we’ll sit here because Satan is sitting with you all. 🙄

I never thought I’d see the day when Yichen would disappoint me, but then he let you out in public today…

I don’t know this man.

I will also go to the performance! And pretend I don’t know Da-Ge…

My child, you’re lucky that Belphegor is mostly well behaved. Your uncles are having very late life teenage rebellion phase…

Oh I’m good. I don’t go to that time period often enough.

Being Er-Ge is too hard. Our brothers are always in trouble, and I’m the one sent to deal with it…

[puts his hand between her head and the wall]

What’s wrong with Calvin Klein?

@noircelestial.bsky.social He comes to see his brother with glistening eyes and his fingers nervously picking at his robes. This is highly unusual for their dynamic. Something is clearly upsetting him.