They’ve also rolled this bshit out

// Xi Bo and Ariel hanging out is the pick me up I didn’t realize I needed

// I'm gonna try to be more active now and get to replies. If ya'll can send me puppy pictures or something? I got laid off from my job after eight years, and I'm very not ok.

He received whispers that Lucifer has once again left the Pride ring, and there hasn't been any news of Satan in the Wrath ring in quite a while...

// Ariel and Xi Bo finally bonding 😮 I’m actually not surprised. The people he likes most tend to be people he argued with because they’re people who stuck around for better or worse.

Both uncles would like him on their side, but really, he wonders if he should overthrow them both. The better Emperor of Hell would be someone who is present and stable. All of the other Sins like him more anyway...

Oh, indeed! [Walking past her followed by servants carrying one of his thrones and some snacks]

It feels like I haven't seen my parents in forever. Not even the girls have gotten to visit with them, and they're never home. What's going on...?

People who tattle on others, of course!

The letter from Lucifer is as clear as day — he wants Beelzebub to join his side in a war against Heaven.

🙄 Ba’al and Sariel. They said be nice to you because you’re a tattletale.

🙄

My face because now my parents want me to be nice to Ariel.

Animals taste delicious.

I decline.

I have never met a vegetarian demon in my life!

"My face when one of my advisors runs after me to ask me to review his proposal and issue a decree that we implement vegetarian holidays in my domain."

// Throwing it out that our MSZS Sinsverse welcomes and wants all of you to join. Make an angel. Make a demon. Get in here! If you really want in on the canon, we need Rahab and Samael to join the chaotic Angel of Death brothers.

// I really want to get this place super active again. I know I haven't been as active, but things are settling down a lot now that my sister is further along in her recovery and the puppy is a little less of a menace.

"Oh, that Meimei likes you for some reason?" His eyes narrow as he walks towards her and stands over her. Then he speaks in a lower tone. "I know. I know that it's your fault that she was hurt. You may have noticed that while I think you're a joke, I'm not laughing..."

@qinglongshen.bsky.social POV, you're a sexy dragon and I've brought you here. What are you going to do now? ~

Oh...ok...

But I thought you were flirting with my uncle before...

Meimei don't feed her. She's just going to bury the food.

I would say thank you, but I think my uncle will beat me... [Points towards Lucifer]

Uncle Lu is so violent…

Actually, being this cute sucks. My uncles have such scary visuals! Like Uncle Michael. He never smiles! I need to look more like him so I can be taken more seriously as a demon king!

The mortals or the old women?

@torpidchaos.bsky.social Squeezing him.

I would totally be a good god! Mortals like me! Old mortal women think I’m the cutest!

Hey! Actually, out of the three of us, I’m the better suited for it!

It’s obvious.

I support Uncle Lu becoming a god. If he rises, we all rise.

Do you even understand jokes?

I have never met the angel in the tree, the demon threatening people, or those two little girls. Who is even Beelzebub? Not me!

𝔸𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕖𝕝 - 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣 #danmeiRP | #OCRP | #MVRP

𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 — 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇 #danmeiRP | #ocrp | #multiverseRP

𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 - 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝔾𝕠𝕕 #danmeiRP | #OCRP | #mvrp

𝒥𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓂𝒾𝑒𝓁 - 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝑜𝒹 #danmeiRP | #OCRP | #MVRP

Stew?

"I forgot about how it feels after the ten coffee drinks wears off. Nobody ask me to do anything..."

I really like those sugary coffee drinks that they make in the mortal realm! I drink like ten of them and then I get so much work done!

Kidnaps @qinglongshen.bsky.social to the mortal realm.

Carrying his daughters away from eavesdropping. “I thought you two were teaching Yi and Er how to write! I can’t believe you abandoned your little cousins!”

// She needs a bath 😂😭

As soon as he stops talking about it and actually flies away with me.

// If I ever disappear for long periods, it’s because of this little adorable menace