It…kind of sucks that I’m so much older than all of my cousins…

Kidnaps @qinglongshen.bsky.social to the owl cafe.

[Kidnaps Xuanwu and makes him come to the owl cafe with then]

I kidnapped poor Slothy and made him go to the owl cafe with me 🤭🤭

The fragrance of compassion travels farther than any sword. Huā Jìng Xiānshēng : — Founder of the Peach Blossom Sect

Why don’t we just get hotpot instead!

// She has beds all over the house, but she’d rather lay on my laundry 🥹

Stealing Fuqin’s wandering swordsman idea, but I’m using it to get people to get people to throw huge feasts! It’s genius! First I make a monster and unleash it on their village, then I save them from the monster! I’m a genius!

But… it’s cold!

With all the ice and snow, the mortals are basically doing our jobs for us, so I’m gonna have a day off!

//Gluttony waiting for Ariel in the carriage like

@purpfairydust.bsky.social A highly decorated carriage drawn by black horses with snow white manes and glowing red eyes rolls up near Ariel, and then a young girl dressed in black with orange and gold embroidery steps out to approach the angel. The girl would be pretty, but she has a piggy-like +

He's even prettier in the modern realm. (Love-dovey sigh)

The human concept that a year can be new is funny to me, perhaps because I'm a demon? To me it's just... time?

"I had to go all the way to the modern realm to find this! It's the shade of green that I call Jiejie Green because it's so hard to find, but I think its the only shade of green worthy of my Jiejie!" He excitedly claps at the robes that he had commissioned for Envy.

Sometimes, my Didi comes out of his study looking like this, and I contemplate whether or not I have the authority to ground him from his own study for his own sanity.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀O! Beware of the ⠀⠀⠀⠀all-consuming envy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀

// I love him and Lust's dynamic because she somehow just gets him! He loves food and playing games and dressing up and such, so the fact that she always is willing to do these things with him has him like 🥰

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 玉皇 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬 ⠀

#danmeiRP | #OCRP | #mvrp 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐵𝑎'𝑎𝑙 - 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑑𝑒𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑠, 𝑤𝑎𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝐺𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑦 𝐵𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ

// I forgot to post this for Autumn. This is my character, but the eyes u used for him are how I imagine Gluttony’s eyes should be

/ Wait until Xi-Bo sees who Uncle Satan has a crush on 🙃

Ha! I didn't even think of it this way until now, but as it turns out, now that I CAN remember my mortal life, I can have a little fun! I hope Lan Wangji goes to Hell!

If I was a girl, I'd wear this. But I'm not, so I'll give it to @foxenchantress.bsky.social instead!

Out of the sea the bright moon’s born— We share, the sky apart, this moment. Dear one, I hate these drawn-out nights: When sunset ends, my longings grow.

Sit. Breathe. Even Heaven waits.

Today, I was asked if I could hurry up and marry Uncle Xuannie's brother so that the twins can have a tall gege to take them to the festival. I told them to ask @qinglongshen.bsky.social about it, so we'll see how that goes.

/ oh hey it’s @xuetaotie.bsky.social and xy

// every time I hear Undead Corporation’s version of Jealousy, I imagine Envy losing her shit and unleashing holy hell on entire crowds of victims

One of Uncle Yanluo’s kittens

Uncle Yangxin is…kind of difficult, isn’t he?

@xuechengmei.bsky.social “Why are you bothering Lucifer? Come here, please.”

To match, I found a picture of Slothy Didi as a fluffy thing

“A gift for me? Is it from Qing?”

Appears with some sides and wine.

🤣

┏━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┓ —— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 —— 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 more infos down below ⁀➷ ┗━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┛

// omg should i also make an account for my Where Winds Meet character? His name is Nansong

That angel. I want to lock her in a room with Yichen.

𝕬𝕽𝕴𝕰𝕷 — 𝔏𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔊𝔬𝔡 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔄𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔰 ˚✧

Two please.

Um… yes. Yes, I’d love some. [He was expecting her to pitch a fit thinking he was talking about the rabbits. This is fine too]

“Baba, we want you to get married so we can have a talk Gege,” my daughters said. I guess this means they approve.

I’ll get the kitchen ready

Agreed. Let’s eat them.