I’m beauty and I’m grace. I’ll punch you in the face.

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Sneezes. “Hmm. Someone must be engaging in fan behavior about me!”

Don’t over think it. You’ll give yourself a headache.

Yichen-Ge asked me why I tried to bash that trash ghost’s head in. I told him, “The devil made me do it ~”

“Don’t worry about it, Xiao-Di,” he waves his hand and goes back to eating. “I’ll take one for the team.” Still, his face crumbles a bit. “But ugh, it’s been over a thousand years for a reason…”

“Maybe it was that trash that keeps bothering Wu-Ge?” His face goes harsh at the. “I’m going to get rid of him. God Yanluo should keep his dogs on a leash if he doesn’t want them put down.”

He’s sitting at the table with a mouth full of food that he’s not chewing and “oh no! What’s happening?!” eyes. When Michael closes the door, he chews with that same expression and then whisper shouts, “HOW DID SHE FIND ME?!”

[Puts his hand over her mouth] Oh, dear! While I’m sure Satan would just LOVE to, I’m afraid that this fantasy of yours is one that won’t be indulged.

The complete and utter betrayal! Because Jeremiel put him to sleep, he won’t just have pleasant dreams. No. All of the painful moments of his life are being relived, and as he sleeps, he whimpers and calls for Da-Ge, Er-Ge, and finally @datianlei.bsky.social

Trying to bash his head into the ground.

[Tackles him and starts trying to strangle him]

Instead of carrying Xie Bi’an people should kick him away like the undesirable thing he is.

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧

Absolutely not.

Don’t even think of touching him…

Then you should probably not flirt with him.

Good man.

All of you! Stay away from my Xiao-Di and my Wu-Ge!

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Why is that Yanluo loud subordinate thing flirting with my Wu-Ge…?

From the beginning, the only one to love me for all that I am and all that I can’t be has been you. @datianlei.bsky.social

I once heard someone say “Pride cometh before a fall”. I agreed, and that’s why I stuck out my foot when he walked by me.

I’m curious. Which ones?

Crying tattler!

Are you also dealing with a whiny little god ratting on you to your brother?

Snitches are bitches.

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“Oh, look at that! Michael has never even met that man! You can all stop now.”

“I haven’t a clue what is wrong with those people!” He says as he starts dragging him away. “Let’s go get wagyu steak in the modern realm!”

It’s going to possibly be alright…

Taking my Xiao-Di to get $400 steaks

@yuhuangdi.bsky.social “You must be the emperor! Greetings!” He bows respectfully and turns to the side, gesturing ahead of himself. “Please, let me show you around. This is a wall. This is another wall, and THIS is a walk in closet!” He shoves Yu Huang into the closet and locks it.

I’m not over reapers. You’ll have to speak to someone like God Yanluo.

Exactly why I don’t want to be his assistant. I will vote against that being a punishment in Hell. No one deserves that.

You must want me to suffer.

I’m not stupid.

You’re saying that so that I will take over from you.

“The only thing they fear is you…” Lies. The only thing I fear is being Yichen’s assistant.

Oh, I won’t try to quit my job. The only thing I’m afraid of is becoming Yichen-Ge’s assistant…

I want to hold my nephew, but then Da-Ge will hate me even more than he already does. Wu-Ge wouldn’t let me anyway…

It was horrible! My heart is still racing!

@datianlei.bsky.social “Oh, Xiao-Di! I had this horrible nightmare that Satan beat me and made me be Wu-Ge’s assistant…”

It feels nice to be included in the disownment, but no. I don’t want Azrael’s job. I don’t want my own job.

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It feels so silly, wanting to run to his eldest brother at this age and after all that he had done. Once, a scraped knee or slightly hurtful words from jealous angels would have been justification enough, but when seeds of discord that were sewn and watered by seductive wording caused his heart to

Who can I complain to about Belphegor?

I would like a hot dragon to ride. Or if Belphegor doesn’t mind, I’ll take his ~