Agreed….

100 thousand.

YOU are ready for one, a-chen…?

….. rubs his face.

Are we seriously the only present adult figures.

Where is Yichen.

You know… I wonder why my face stayed youthful. With my age I am technically an old decrepit man and way too old for intervention. Ask your er-ge.

Absolutely not.

Unpredictable.

I think his brother will be more angry than me… I will not refuse the Jade emperor. I know my place.

This is a terrible idea. Michael only finds appeal in war and fighting.

Yes. But only the one in Hell, my love. Anyway— no. No breaks.

My beautiful Angel.

Someone tell my husband to stop giving vacations to my reapers. I am weak against him.

Laogong please….

There is no such thing as working later. Now get it done.

He scratches his head. “I should stop rolling my eyes around the children”

I have tried that. But I think she did the closest thing to an eye roll as she can do as a newborn.

I do not think Taoying is as easily amused as Minghao. He used to love the paper dragon when he was a newborn…. Now she’s all grumpy looking. (And who does she take after in that field, Azrael)

My laopo is so cute.

I’m deeply in love with my beautiful laopo.

@yanluowang.bsky.social Finally… after a long time away. Taoying has been crafted with perfection. The daughter of The Death and the God of Death.

┏━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┓ —— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 —— 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 more infos down below ⁀➷ ┗━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┛

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 敖昭义 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐚𝐬𝐭 ⠀

Jade Emperor has returned.

// Sariel trying to get out of being the second in command grim reaper is so funny to me 😭😭😭

@everdreamofme.bsky.social @tearsofsariel.bsky.social “Me and Wang Yanluo will be away for a few months. We have decided to grow a new baby girl. Minghao was made in the afterlife from a cabbage. I am not sure what I will harvest the little girl from but when I am back I will tell you both”

It feels so silly, wanting to run to his eldest brother at this age and after all that he had done. Once, a scraped knee or slightly hurtful words from jealous angels would have been justification enough, but when seeds of discord that were sewn and watered by seductive wording caused his heart to

He chuckles and reaches a palm up to cup his husband’s mouth.

Regardless I would love you.

You look magnificent, laogong.

Oh hush, you…

Father. If I harden myself as you intended me to be since the beginning. Would you spare my younger brothers some of your time? Soothe their hearts and I will be a good son.

I am not sure what that means. But I guess I will try.

Nephew. How can an inanimate object be smart?

…. Am I hallucinating or did Satan just admit that he is the last and only person that God speaks to? I feel a level of betrayal that cannot be spoken out into words.

That is absurd. How can a drink make one faint? (He takes the cup and sips from the second straw before jerking his head backwards and covering his mouth) W-what was that?!

Does belphegor tend to abuse his power for trivial things like this?

My perfect and talented Laogong.

He said something about a “Coke Zero” I have no idea what that means.