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Jade Emperor has returned.

// Sariel trying to get out of being the second in command grim reaper is so funny to me 😭😭😭

@everdreamofme.bsky.social @tearsofsariel.bsky.social “Me and Wang Yanluo will be away for a few months. We have decided to grow a new baby girl. Minghao was made in the afterlife from a cabbage. I am not sure what I will harvest the little girl from but when I am back I will tell you both”

It feels so silly, wanting to run to his eldest brother at this age and after all that he had done. Once, a scraped knee or slightly hurtful words from jealous angels would have been justification enough, but when seeds of discord that were sewn and watered by seductive wording caused his heart to

He chuckles and reaches a palm up to cup his husband’s mouth.

Regardless I would love you.

You look magnificent, laogong.

Oh hush, you…

Father. If I harden myself as you intended me to be since the beginning. Would you spare my younger brothers some of your time? Soothe their hearts and I will be a good son.

I am not sure what that means. But I guess I will try.

Nephew. How can an inanimate object be smart?

…. Am I hallucinating or did Satan just admit that he is the last and only person that God speaks to? I feel a level of betrayal that cannot be spoken out into words.

That is absurd. How can a drink make one faint? (He takes the cup and sips from the second straw before jerking his head backwards and covering his mouth) W-what was that?!

Does belphegor tend to abuse his power for trivial things like this?

My perfect and talented Laogong.

He said something about a “Coke Zero” I have no idea what that means.

Your loss. I shall be huddled up with the underdressed nobodies until it is time to leave the venue.

Why would people think you’re an orphan?

You’re my everything.

You may join us. Belphegor gave me no time to say no when he asked if I wanted soda and rushed to go buy some.

When we all walked into the venue together everyone stared at us like we’re a boy band. I am simply blending in with the nobodies. Belphegor shall join me.

You are biased. I adore you.

Overdressed.

Tch. You all are overdressed.

My didi yelled at me for showing up to @yanluowang.bsky.social ‘s concert looking like this but it’s best to just be seen as a fan for now.

Gently sways off his hand and chuckles. “One of your fans will see and you’ll get scandals. Save it for after”

Almost drooled.

Concert look.

@everdreamofme.bsky.social A-Chen. I haven’t seen Michael for three days. Do you have any idea where he went?

That neutral and very small smile is seen on his face. “I’m not sure how long that will last. Perhaps you should look into why Satan having a body is now your biggest threat. You have bigger things to worry about. It’s not me you should be bearing your teeny fangs at.” He folds his arms behind—

“I see that you will forever hide behind a wall of decorated language as your main weapon. But as always. You will never reach a higher level than where you are. At the bottom. Hell. The overcompensation is pathetic, Lucifer. You had a lot of promise. That is the nicest thing I can say to you.”

“I think it is quite fresh of a supposed perfect creation who could not even stay at the top of the food chain to say something like that. Compared to you, I am cut from marble.” He couldn’t help but scoff.

Runs a finger under his chin with a fond smile. “Why of course. Expected nothing less of such a God.”

Death himself does not expose his threats in detail. I am simply warning you.

Takes a step forward. Toe to toe. Eye to eye. Two dangerously powerful entities fearless at the face of each other before he emphasizes his last point. “That… is why you were casted out. Your sense of grandiosity is evil, Lucifer. Flawed. As I said.”

I often forget that you are the god of death. How amazingly cute you can be.

Stay away from Michael. I’m warning you, Lucifer.

A bit of black smoke rises from his head, indicating his emotions darkening ever so slightly. “I would not like somebody who was crafted this flawed and carelessly. If you wish to know that absurd information, stand at the face of Wang Yanluo yourself.”

Language. We are no longer your brothers either. Tend to your domain properly and respect the God of your home first.

I am no longer your… da-ge…, Lucifer.

My dear. Have serenity.

He seemed to overhear our conversation.