i have survived so many fires i can no longer tell if i am alive or if i'm still burning.

Mm.

Xie Bi’an seems distracted lately.

Holds back a laugh.

Unpredictable makes it far more interesting.

I imagine my Azrael in a lady’s outfit. He would look very beautiful.

I’m merely curious about Michael’s reaction.

Perhaps. But what if Michael finds my brother more appealing than war and fighting?

@noircelestial.bsky.social, Laopo… what do you think of Daode Tianzun? Do you think he’d be a good match for Xiao-Chen?

I’m not sure what Azrael thinks of him.

Yu-ge, why not just turn yourself into a maiden and seduce Michael? It would save everyone a lot of trouble.

Just leave Lucifer be. There’s Daode Tianzun—he’s far more outgoing than Yuanshi Tianzun and Lingbao Tianzun. He’d be a perfect match for you.

I can ask Yu-ge to introduce you to one of the Three Pure One’s. Lucifer would not dare raise his hand against them.

Well, my brother wants to have a child with Michael, and apparently there’s a dragon determined to fly off with Xibo. That’s the source of the chaos.

Xiao-Chen, if your Didi is flirting with a god, then why don’t you find a god to flirt with too?

𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 — 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇

Happy Lunar New Year 🧧

Poor child.

A mysterious figure in red robes arrives, presenting to your character a red envelope with golden foil print. Upon opening it, you find the invitation below inside. It seems you are being invited to a celebration of the Lunar New Year!

Xie Bi’an, now that you’ve returned, you’ll be doing everyone’s work. And don’t even think about complaining.

Laopooo…

But I can touch it, right?

Be calm. Xie Bi’an will handle his work.

“Fret not, Xiao-Chen. I’ll make sure he gets some rest.”

@noircelestial.bsky.social, you shall take a vacation. No arguments.

@noircelestial.bsky.social, I want to cry!

He coos with a soft smile, rocking Taoying slowly in his arms, trying to coax a smile from her. The baby stares at him, utterly unimpressed. He chuckles and gently boops his daughter’s tiny nose. “You don’t have to smile yet. Take your time—Father will wait. I have all the time in the world.”

My dear Slothy, please let him handle all your work and babysit your kids too.

Xie Bi’an will be doing everyone’s work.

I only allowed Xiaolian to take a vacation. That’s it.

He arches a brow, barely managing to suppress his amusement. “So my Azrael approves of vacations now. How progressive of him.”

“What do you mean, Xiao-Chen? Of course you’re my favorite brother-in-law.” There’s a faint hint of a lip twitch.

The fragrance of compassion travels farther than any sword. Huā Jìng Xiānshēng : — Founder of the Peach Blossom Sect

Xie Bi’an, just you wait.

My beautiful Angel.

Return back to your work.

Someone tell my husband to stop giving vacations to my reapers. I am weak against him.

I’m not kind to everyone.

What did Xie Bi’an do to Xiao-Chen?

When Xie Bi’an gets back from that ‘Ghost City,’ I’m assigning him extra work.

A contract? Don’t worry about that. You may do as you wish, Xiao-Lian.

Tsk… Xie Bi’an went off to Hua Cheng, leaving all his work behind.

I’m not going to fire you.