Xie: Fan-ge, I have a headache. All this paperwork is attacking me. Fan: Ghosts don’t get headaches. Xie: Then my soul hurts. Fan: Good. Maybe it’ll quiet you down. Xie: It won’t.

┏━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┓ —— 𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐔𝐀 | 𝐑𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐁 —— 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 | 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚 | 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 more infos down below ⁀➷ ┗━━━━━ ✦❘༻༺❘✦ ━━━━━┛

𝐿𝒾𝓁𝒾𝓉𝒽

ㅤ ﹠． ┈─  TO   𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏   THE   GODS.⠀   ON   MY   SIDE  ，  THEY   𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑫   A   SACRIFICE.⠀   . . .  ˖ ་  ㅤ

I should have assigned all the work to Fan Wujiu.

Xie Bi’an is extremely chaotic.

⚪️ Don’t be afraid. I’m here to guide you — not to harm you.

⚫️ I do my job. That’s enough.

⚪️ Our Lord Yan left us behind, and because he’s gone, we’re suffering with all the extra work!

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 ⠀

Humming a soft melody as she hand-sews outfits for her grandchildren.

“Of course, Da-Ge and Yan-Ge can count on me to be sure our princess has a suitable wardrobe. This is just the start of it. I’ll send Xiaolian to find more tailors.”

⠀ 　　　　　　　𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝 ⠀ 　　　　　　　𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸↴ ⠀ 　　　　　　　𝙄'𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 ⠀ 　　　　　　　　♡ & ⟳ #mdzsRp || multi verse ||

𝕷𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝐚 𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 '°•-._ ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖆𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝔱𝔬 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕞

@datianlei.bsky.social, I want to ask you something… Do you still have that little wooden figurine?

All this chaos but Michael never said a single thing until now. All it took was one sentence to have the world stop in its tracks to look at him with wide eyes. “Why does everyone keep pushing me towards the jade emperor? I have never even met him before.”

Sword of Heaven.

@torpidchaos.bsky.social Happy birthday, dear friend. As for your gift — you’ll get it in a few months.

I’ll go blind from all that divine glow.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 玉皇 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐬 ⠀

“A-Tao, he wiped out Michael’s memories, are you fine with it?” …He shouldn’t have said that.

“Lock him in the closet? No, we should kick him instead. That’ll make him feel properly welcomed back.”

Uncle Yichie’s little gremlins. You all have made my long life so much happier 🥰

Jade Emperor has returned.

So this is my baby for the next few months. I’m going to send Xiaolian to Calvin Klein to get him some onesies.

I’m going to fight him once he returns. In full God-Mode.

I miss nagging Yu Huang.

Am I dramatic for a god?

Oh my god!

Why is Belphegor talking to himself?

Who is this?

@noircelestial.bsky.social, I can’t wait to create our princess.

I’m being stalked.

Applauds him.

“Laopo… what do you think of having a baby girl?”

“What a little fierce creature,” he murmured with a chuckle, fingers brushing lightly over the kitten’s soft fur as he played with her.

Wish I could step into that damned timeless space myself and drag that brother of mine back. How long does he plan to leave Heaven’s throne collecting dust?

Humming a soft tune under his breath.

I have a picture of me ‘shirtless’.

Is it a shirtless day?

Bless you.

Then I’ll be there.

Am I invited to the wedding?